… of quarantine. And the question that I’m now asking myself is “will I die of boredom before the virus gets me?”
Not that I ought to be bored because I have plenty to do. But I’m beginning to understand how a canary in a cage might be feeling right now.
Much to my own surprise, and to any other one of the regular readers of this rubbish (and hello to my new subscriber from the East End of London – why not say “hello”?) I was awake long before the first alarm went off, and well up and about before the third one started up.
After the medication I had a look at the dictaphone to see where I’d been. And what surprised me was that I’d been able to leave my bed refreshed so early, having travelled so far during the night.
I’d been out on a bike ride. It had started off by being in a car, a right-hand drive British car and I was driving somewhere near Macclesfield way. Suddenly as I was driving, this car and van were coming towards me but they were driving on my side of the road. This was in the UK so I was on the left but they were trying to pass me up my left side like you would do in Europe. I thought “this is wrong” so I moved over into the centre of the road and let them pass up the inside of me. Somehow I managed to transform myself onto a pushbike cycling away and the road petered out, the main road and I ended up on a dirt track that took me round a very sharp bend and back on myself. The end of the road was closed so I had to turn round and go back. There were these young boys fishing there by this river and all these net curtains hanging up on a hedge as if someone had been washing them in the river. I cycled round and found where I should have gone, up a really steep hill and it was so steep that I couldn’t cycke up it. I had to carry my bike up. It was a narrow dirt track thing underneath a modern bridge, fenced off with a very high fence. I’d gone underneath this modern bridge and up to the top and it was a modern bridge into Macclesfield. There was a kind of rest building on it. The coffee was free and this girl showed me how to make a coffee – well, showing everyone how to make a coffee and how I could get a really strong really full cup. She made one for this other person and told him to drink it very slowly as it was very strong and did the same for me. After that I went to find the bathroom and then went outside. I ended up sitting on the entrance to the driveway of a girl whom I knew (well, I don’t know here – she’s no-one whom I’ve ever met), a young teenage girl. She was playing outside and I was watching her for some reason or other. While I was there watching her on the corner of her driveway to her house a car pulled up. A Ford Escort caravanette type of thing, badly brush-painted white with the side window that I could see painted over, drove into the driveway. A youngish guy with a black beard was behind the wheel. I thought “that’s that girl’s father, isn’t it?”. I thought that I won’t hang around because he’s bound to be wondering why I’m here. I stood up to go but had this enormous attack of cramp so I couldn’t go very far. I had to stretch my legs to ease off this cramp. While I was doing this I found loads of Canadian money on the street that had fallen out of someone’s pocket and had been covered in weeds and so on. All cents and quarters, that kind of thing. But the silver money was huge, probably 3 or 4 inches in diameter really big. I thought “how the hell has someone managed to lose this? You’d know when this fell out of your pocket”. There were three or four of these so it was all cents and quarters. While I was doing this, I was thinking “this guy behind me is going to come over in a minute”. I heard this girl’s voice behind me saying “no, don’t! I don’t want you to!” and I wondered “what on earth is going on now?”
Of course, I’ll never know now how all of this ended, which was a shame because it was quite interesting. But one thing is certain – I might be in quarantine but my spirit isn’t. I just hope that it doesn’t catch the virus while it’s out. It’s having far more fun than I am right now.
After breakfast I attacked the digitalising of my record collection. I managed to find another complete digital soundfile which was just as well because it belonged to quite a rare album. So I downloaded that and split it up.
Interestingly, the times did not correspond at all (and by a significant amount too) to the published times on the album sleeve. And there was only one version of this album too, so that was a mystery.
Then I attacked three others. No complete sound file so I had to do them bit by bit and it took ages. And one of them was an album that I was keen to digitalise because if I had to pick a top-20 of albums, this particular one would be well in.
That one of course took so much longer to do because I just had to listen to it as it was going round – and it was a very long double-album too.
But now I’m just down to one shelf, so that means about 100 albums remain to be digitalised. And then there are the cassettes …
Once I’d done that, I had another go at sorting out the files.
But TRAGEDY! Because there’s a file size limit (999 files) on the hi-fi that I use in the living room, I’ve been working my way through a stock of 2GB memory sticks. And woe is me! I’ve reached the last one today. And I probably won’t be able to buy any more.
What I’ve done is to divide my music up arbitrarily into different lots but keeping albums by the same groups together. I have directories AA, BB, CC, DD and ZZ. ZZ is the directory into which the current downloads go and that’s on a continual playlist all day long.
Eventually, I weed out the earliest stuff from ZZ and merge it into the other four directories, having first copied it onto a memory stick that then goes into the hi-fi in the living room. And this is where I’ve run aground because I’ve now created a directory EE
And Why am I doing this?
It’s because for my radio shows I like to vary the artists so that there’s never a case of the same artists being played in consecutive shows. But even though I keep good records of what I play, I quite often forget where I am.
So one week, I’ll play artists from AA, the second week from BB, and so on. and then the cycle goes round again and again. Hopefully I can avoid any unnecessary duplication.
That took me up to lunchtime, so I had my butty and then came back to work.
This afternoon I made a start on the music for project 034 (from directory BB if you are really interested). It’s all been selected (apart from the final track which of course all depends on the length of time left over when the speech is edited in) and I’ve written half of the text. I was aiming to do so much more but my heart wasn’t really in it.
For tea, I had stuffed pepper followed by my jam pie with more of the coconut soya dessert stuff. And the jam pie has worked quite well too.
There’s plenty of stuffing left so I can see myself with taco rolls at some point later in the week.
If things keep on like this, I’ll be going stir-crazy long before this quarantine thing is over.
But we are allowed out for exercise and so I make the most of it. late at night when there’s no-one else around.
And for two reasons too
- So that I don’t catch this virus thing
- So that no-one else can see the pathetic way in which I run
No-one about at all so I was able to have my first run in comfort – all the way along the north side of the city walls.
My track is about 250 metres but I’ve been extending that little by little and I reckon that I’m another 25 metres further on from that though now.
This run took me to where there’s a good view across to Donville les Bains, which you saw in the previous photo, and also of the totally empty and deserted Plat Gousset that you see just here.
It’s the same place where I stopped to take a photo of the Escalier Du Moulin a Vent last night.
With nothing else better to do, I had a play around with the settings and took another photo of it to see if I could have an improvement on yesterday’s photo. And the verdict?
“Not very much”. I’m going to ahve to work so much harder on my technique but as far as the lighting goes, there isn’t a great deal I can do here. Some of it is too bright and some of it is too dark and there’s no happy medium.
Another thing that I did was to play around with the settings again and retake the photo that I took twice last night of the Eglise St Paul.
Again, not much of an improvement, although I’m sure that with a tripod and a slow shutter speed I could do something quite nice with that.
My second run along the square Maurice Marland was good again. I made it all the way up the first ramp, along to the second one and then four or five paces up that one.
This is an improvement on how things were a few weeks ago and it’s a good sign of the times. It might be only 250 metres or so on this leg too, but at my age and in my state of health it’s pretty good.
A couple of years ago I met a woman in France who had family connections in A&R for a record company. She moved back to the UK and we occasionally said hello when we passed by on our social networks.
But tonight she must be lonely because we’ve been chatting about music and the like for a good 90 minutes just now. I’d no idea that I was so popular.
But all good things come to an end and I’m off to bed. I intend to see if I can keep up this “early rising” lark. And apart from that, I might have some exciting places to wisit during the night.
We can but hope.







































































































































