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Friday 21st June – ADIEU, L’ILE D’YEU

At 10:30 am Cécile and I stepped onto the catamaran to take us back to the mainland – 30 minutes of high-speed sailing across the Bay of Biscay.

And I still can’t understand why they don’t have a coffee machine or something on board. Not only are they missing a major income-generating opportunity (which is not to be missed in these days of economic restraint), how am I supposed to go for 30 minutes without one.

ilr d'yeu france>With Cecile being here, I didn’t manage to re-read my A Night to Remember – the story of the sinking of the Titanic.

I did however manage to retake the photos that I took on the way out to the island when it was obscured by clouds or something such, because the weather on the way back across was so much better.

You wouldn’t have thought so, though, if you had seen this morning.

At 07:30 it was miserable, grey, depressing and drizzling – a typical summer day of course, but slowly it managed to brighten up as we packed.

By the time Cécile’s mother’s next-door neighbour Catherine dropped us off on the quayside it was turning into quite a pleasant morning and we were looking forward to the journey home.

pont de noirmoutier franceAs the catamaran (which I forgot to photograph yet again) pulled closer to th mainland, it gave me an opportunity to take a photograph of the Pont de Noirmoutier.

Noirmoutier is an island and before the bridge was built, there was a ferry that set out from Fromentine. The bridge put an end to the ferry when it was opened in 1971.

What the locals considered to be “excessive” tolls led to all kinds of demonstrations, one of which was suppressed by a famous baton-charge of the CRS in 1977.

The tolls were removed in 1994 following a series of accidents to travellers who knew of the existence of a sunken road between the mainland and the island, but not exactly WHERE it was

Having paid a fortune to a licensed bandit to retrieve Caliburn, we set out through the sun for the journey home, but caught up with the rain at La Roche sur Yon.

By the time we reached Chantonnay it was a howling gale and tropical rainstorm and I felt quite sorry for Cécile who I had packed off to buy the food for lunch while I fuelled up Caliburn underneath an overhead canopy.

At least we managed to avoid being hit by a falling meteorite, a fate that befell the town 200 years ago, but nothing would surprise me in this weather.

After Poitiers though we drove into the sun and the rest of the route was in quite nice weather, which made a welcome change.

In Pionsat, Marianne filled us in with the latest gossip and there was also a music concert going on in the square. Had I not been so whacked, I would have stayed on for the entertainment.

Anyway, I didn’t need much rocking last night, that’s for sure.

Thursday 20th June 2013 – AS I HAVE BEEN SAYING …

"and on more than a few occasions too" – ed … one of the benefits of living on an offshore island miles from the mainland is that as long as you keep your car on the island and don’t wander too far, the Controle Technique requirements are usually … errr … more adapted to island life

You stand a very good chance of seeing vehicles that you wouldn’t see in many other places.

old opel kadett B 1970 ile d'yeu bay of biscay franceA case in point is this gorgeous late 1960s – early 1970s Opel Kadett B that Cécile and I stumbled across on the supermarket car park this morning.

It’s Opel’s version of the car that the British knew as the Vauxhall Viva. More reliable, not so prone to rust but so much more lacking in character if you ask me.

And I can’t think when was the last time I saw one of these anywhere else either – not even when I lived in Belgium. It’s in … errr … an “original state” too – a nice curiosity but not one that would be high up on my most wanted list.

Nevertheless, it proves a point.

plateau peugeot 203 pickup ile d'yeu franceAs you know, what is high up on my most-wanted list is that Peugeot 203 and I had a phone call from the owner today (of COURSE I left a note on the windscreen! What did you expect?).

Basically, it isn’t for sale but he will study all options. What that means is that if I make a massive offer it may well be up for sale, but I’m not sure that I have that kind of money.

But back to the supermarket for a moment. The wi-fi port on Cécile’s computer is in fact locked up in the BIOS and so the internet supplier (in a boutique in the supermarket) offered to fix it free of charge, which he did.

Now Cécile is one very happy little bunny with wi-fi internet connection at last.

We also took the opportunity to do a mega-load of shopping as tomorrow we are coming home. Our time on the island is up – for now at least. For Cécile however, she will have to come back and she is resigned to having to stay here for some time.

This afternoon we sent cleaning up and getting ready to leave the island.

I’ll be sorry to go of course, as I’m most at home in a maritime environment, but I have plenty of other things to do as you know and little time to do them.

Wednesday 19th June 2013 – NOW THAT THIS RUBBISH …

… is right up to date, I can sit back and concentrate on other things.

Not the first of which being to try to connect Cécile to the internet.

My well-travelled and well-battered notebook connects fine to the wireless but Cécile’s expensive machine can’t connect to the wi-fi at all (and neither can many others of.her model of laptop if the plaintive pleas from all over the internet are anything to go by).

She has an ethernet connection though and she’ll just have to learn to cope with that for now and look for the USB wi-fi aerial that I gave her ages ago that I bought when I was having similar problems with an older machine.

We’ve had endless visits too – the physiotherapist, the doctor, Cécile’s cousin and so on, and in view of the dreadful weather we spent most of the afternoon playing parlour games and cards.

We did make it out for an hour or so later in the evening in between the showers but we aren’t holding our breath for another similar window of opportunity.

This has probably been the quietest day of my stay here so far, and easily the worst of a very poor week or two.

Whatever happened to summer?

Tuesday 18th June 2013 – SHERLOCK HOLMES …

… and Doctor Watson had to deal with Professor Moriarty who was using 5 gold pieces to blackmail someone. This led to Holmes and Watson disguising themselves as workmen and along with 2 other people similarly disguised, one of whom was the interested party, having a most violet fight in a private bar in which Moriarty was present. At a certain moment Moriarty, fearful that things were getting out of hand, discharged a firearm, a duelling pisol in fact, in the general direction of one of the participants and that was the signal for Holmes to seize both the gold pieces and Moriarty.
After this, a girl and I were outside talking. But it wasn’t the talk that was interesting, but that we were looking at the sky. It was quite dark and there were thousands of stars in the sky, and the moon, less than half-full, was flitting by at a rapid rate of knots and there were wisps of cloud everywhere passing even faster. And on the way home, I noticed some workmen at work in a glass building, using the natural light because even though it was 22:22, it was still light enough to work by and so I took a photo of the scene.

Ahhh well, such are dreams made of, and it was really depressing to be awoken by the alarm at 07:30 when I had all of this going on in my head, especially as the morning was all miserable, grey and cold.

But I’d done a good evening’s work – a huge pile of stuff that had been building up over a year or so and now sorted out.

Apart from that, it’s been a quiet day today.

Cécile somehow managed to chainsaw her way through the electric extension cable the other day without electrocuting herself and so first job after breakfast was to pick up a new plug and fit it to what remained of the cable.

We took the opportunity to do another load of shopping as well – anyone would think that we are eating like pigs the amount of stuff that we are buying. I dunno where it all goes.

Exciting news after lunch, though.

Cécile received a phone message that her internet connection was ready and so we spent a good few hours trying to configure the connection. Even with the aid of a friendly cousin who lives on the island we had no luck at all.

grande phare la petite foule ile d'yeu france In the end we gave up the struggle and went for a walk

Our perambulations took us down to the sea shore yet again, and from a certain spot where we stopped there was a good view of the lighthouse that we had visited yesterday.

Here it is rearing its head up above the trees in the distance on top of La Petite Foule. It does look impressive
.

port de la meule ile d'yeu franceLater on, we all went for a little walk again – down the road in the general direction of Port de la Meule where we had stopped for a drink just as everywhere was closing up.

We didn’t go that far today because Cécile’s mother is getting on and it’s probably much too much for her.

Bit it’s still good to stretch our legs and breathe in the fresh air before going to sleep, I reckon.

But as for the internet, last thing at night, just as I was about to go to bed, I noticed that the thing seems to have struggled into life and after a few minutes’ manipulations I seem to be on line.

The world really is my oyster now.

Monday 17th June 2013 – I DON’T KNOW …

… how anyone could sleep through that racket that we had at about 06:00 this morning.

If the noise didn’t wake you up, then the flashing lights certainly would have done so. Its a long time since I’ve seen a thunderstorm like it, and all the inhabitants of the cemetery of Port Joinville down the road have come out to complain.

Now its raining cats and dogs. I’m glad that I crashed out last night at about … errr … 21:40 otherwise I wouldn’t have gone to sleep at all.

After breakfast we went for another load of shopping and I wanted to buy some mortar to seal the handrail into the length of piping as well as some rawlplugs to fix a handrail in the shower (my next task, so it seems).

I bought the stuff but remind me, someone, next time I think about doing something silly like living on an island. I paid more for 25 rawlplugs than I would pay for 500 at Screwfix, and a 5kg sack of mortar cost more than a 40kg sack at Brico Depot.

Having cemented in the handrail after lunch (after a siesta, of course – I’m becoming quite fainéant in my old age) we went for a drive out

We’ve already seen one lighthouse on our travels – the one at the Pointe des Corbeaux – but that’s not the most famous one on the island. Ohh no!

la petite foule phare de l'île d'Yeu franceAnd so with my fascination for the aforementioned, off we went into the doom and gloom in search of the phare de l’Ile d’Yeu.

Believe it or not, it isn’t situated on the coastline – something that comes as quite a surprise to most people.

It is however situated on the highest point of the Ile d’Yeu, a hillock called “La Petite Foule” at a height of all of 57 metres, and the lighthouse is sometimes known by the name of the hillock.

la petite foule phare de l'île d'Yeu franceBeing away from the coast, the hordes of tourists on the island don’t really visit it, and it is this fact that led to Thomas Hardy writing his famous novel “Phare From The Madding Crowd” … "are you sure about this?" – ed.

It has four things in common with the lighthouse that we saw the other day

  1. it’s not the original lighthouse on the site
  2. the previous lighthouse was blown up by the Germans when they evacuated the island in August 1944
  3. the current one was designed by Maurice Durand
  4. it was built in 1950


la petite foule phare de l'île d'Yeu franceAnd built in a modern 1920s-style art-deco design too.

Made of “modern” lightweight concrete on a stone base, it’s 36.5 metres tall and has a halogen light bulb of 650 watts that can be seen for over 23 miles.

It was badly damaged in a hurricane on 29th September 1952 and again by fire on 2nd November 1953 but was repaired each time

light buoys  l'île d'Yeu franceWith the lighthouse’s unusual situation well-inland, the dangerous parts of the coast (of which there are many) are protected by light buoys.

I was told that there is a certain technique involving lining up the light buoys with the big lighthouse in order to work out your position as you approach the island from the sea.

That wouldn’t help the pilot of the Air Quebec flight to London who, when asked by the control tower to “give height and position”, replied
“5’8″, front seat”

This evening we all had a sing-song of traditional French songs, something that Cécile’s mother particularly enjoyed, althugh I’m not quite sure why because a sing-song like that usually heralds a torrential downpour.

Sunday 16th June 2013 – A FUNNY THING HAPPENED …

… this morning.

Lying in bed on my palliasse this morning, I heard someone shout “Eric” quite loudly and so I stuck my head out of the door and said “what?”.

I was greeted by a pile of blank stares from a group of people on the other side of the wall.

I didnt know it then, but I do now, that the name of the guy whose house backs onto this one is also called Eric.

So that was my Sunday morning lie-in ruined anyway, but it was at least gorgeous and sunny. And when everyone else finally surfaced and we all had breakfast, we prettied ourselves up for a special occasion.

Cécile’s mother is rather partial to mussels – the typical moules et frites – and on our travels Cécile and I had seen a flyer to the effect that a local restaurant – the Loup Blanc – was offering a special Sunday lunch of just that.

So Cécile’s mum had a party and we had home-made falafel and chips. Quite expensive but then again this is a tourist resort so you stick €5:00 on each dish before you start.

loup blanc golf course ile d'yeu beauty spots franceInterestingly though, the restaurant also has a mini-golf course.

As you know, with the sun in our faces we couldn’t get a good view of the fortress yesterday but there were no problems here today.

The mini-golf course is designed around the local beauty spots – chateau-fort included. It was quite interesting.

fort de Pierre-Levée ile d'yeu franceAfter lunch, Cécile’s mother had a music concert at the Senior Citizens’ Club and having dropped her off, Cecile and I went off to look at another venue on my list of places to visit.

This is the fort de Pierre-Levée situated somewhat centrally on the island.

It was built during the period 1856-66 on the site of a much older fort. It is much, much greater in size though, so much so that a small hill had to be flattened to accommodate it.

fort de Pierre-Levée ile d'yeu franceOn top of this hill was a menhir … "PERSONShir" – ed … the pierre levée or “raised stone”, hence the name of the fortress.

This was taken down into Port Joinville where it was smashed to pieces by the locals who used the pieces for housebuilding.

Originally a barracks, it later became a prison and its most famous prisoner was Philippe Pétain.

fort de Pierre-Levée ile d'yeu franceIf you know your French history, when France was divided into two by the conquering Germans, they stuck as a figurehead-President the 84 year old French hero of World War I, Marshall Pétain (the oldest Head of State that France has ever had) to give the Government some kind of legitimacy.

Some say that he was shamefully manipulated due to his loss of his faculties in his old age, although you will find just as many people who will insist that he was far from being non compos mentis at the time.

fort de Pierre-Levée ile d'yeu franceNevertheless, at the end of the war he was tried as a collaborator (at all of 90 years of age) and condemned to life imprisonment. In November 1945 he ended up here in the fort de Pierre-Levée where his condition rapidly deteriorated.

As a coincidence, you’ll recall that I don’t live too far away from the Chateau de Chazeron where Pétain’s government incarcerated his political opponents during the dark days of Vichy.

Regular readers of this rubbish in one of its previous reincarnations will recall that Liz and I had been there a few years ago to look at the place, so I was quite keen to come here to see the other side of the coin.

Having been released from confinement due to ill-health on 8th June 1951, Petain died on the island 7 weeks later on 23rd July.

I wanted to add his grave to my list of war leaders, such as Churchill, whose tomb I had seen when I went for a wander around with Sue, and of the French General whose name I have momentarily forgotten and whose tomb I had stumbled across quite by accident in a small village graveyard in Finisterre in the mid 1970s, long before these pages ever began to see the light of day.

And of course the memorial to Marechal Desaix, right-hand man of Napoleon during some of his early campaigns, down the road from me in Ayat-sur-Sioule.

grave marshall philippe petain Cimetière Communal de Port-Joinville franceWe went off the the Cimetière Communal de Port-Joinville to see his grave and it was actually there.

That might sound a surprising thing to say, but it wasn’t always there. In February 1973 his body was stolen by Far-Right activists who wanted his body in the grave that had been prepared for him at Verdun.

The authorities recovered it and reburied him here, but as a concession they gave him a Funeral of Honour.

commonwealth war graves Cimetière Communal de Port-Joinville ile d'yeu franceThere are several other graves in here that are quite important. They are of 16 British and Commonwealth servicemen, one of whom is unidentified.

Seven graves relate to airmen from 149 Squadron RAF.They had taken off from Lakenheath in a Stirling Mk1 BF 392 OJ-D at 18:30 on 16th October 1942 on a “gardening” mission, sowing mines in the Gironde estuary and were shot down by a night fighter.

Most of the other graves however are dated May and June 1940 and are from a variety of services and regiments.

I do recall that in a well-hushed-up incident of World War II a British transport ship – the Lancastria if I remember correctly – evacuating troops from mainland Europe during the final days of the Battle of France was sunk off the coast of St Nazaire on 17th June 1940.

There was a massive loss of life, somewhat similar to the Wilhelm Gustlof off the coast of Danzig in the latter days of the war.

I wonder therefore if the later casualties buried here might be bodies of soldiers from the Lancastria who were washed ashore here at a subsequent date.

I shall have to check up on this.

And that reminds me – whenever you are on board a ship or other maritime transport, always carry a bar of soap in your pocket. That way, if you fall overboard or are shipwrecked, you can get washed ashore.

Don’t be like one of the survivors of another maritime disaster, the sinking of the Caribou, to whom I talked a good while ago.

He was telling me that he spent 16 hours in the freezing Gulf of St Lawrence, clinging to an upturned lifeboat.
“Didn’t you manage to drag yourself up?” I asked him
“Ohh dear no!” he replied. “I didn’t even have time to put on my lipstick”.

street of the flying dutchman ile d'yeu franceBut I had to laugh at this sign – and so should you too.

And not because it’s incorrect – it should be “rue du Ne’erlandais Volant” these days

It is of course anyway the Street of the Flying Dutchman and that conjures up all kinds of ideas in my head … "well, there’s plenty of room" – ed … but possibly relates to the famous ghost ship.

However, I always thought that it was called in French the Voltigeur hollandais, so who knows?

But now its clouding over again and I think that summer is over for another year.

Saturday 15th June 2013 – MY PEAR TART …

… was something of a wash-out, I’m afraid, and quite literally too.

It tasted very nice with its layers of pear slices and nutmeg, with powdered chocolate and soya cream all over the top but unfortunately, for reasons that I haven’t yet understood, it ended up swimming in liquid.

The cooking in the oven didn’t dry it out at all, so the base was far too wet. I have a lot to learn about baking, that’s for sure.

Another disappointment was the Charity Shop. It did indeed sell books, all of about 50 of them, and there was only one that might have been of interest to me – Fly for Your Life: The Story of R.R. Stanford Tuck.

But as fortune would have it, and as you might expect, it’s a book that I already own.

vieux chateau fort ile d'yeu franceA third disappointment today was the old castle of the Ile D’Yeu. it’s situated on a large rock about 20 metres off the coast of the island, reached by a sort of suspension bridge.

Not the castle itself, I hasten to add. I’d seen that from a distance the first afternoon that I arrived here and I was quite impressed by it.

I was quite looking forward to seeing it and I certainly wasn’t disappointed on that score.

vieux chateau fort ile d'yeu franceThe walk from here out to it is really beautiful and the setting is stunning.

However, due to the considerable amount of coastal erosion that has taken place over the centuries, there is only one way to approach the castle, and only one direction from which to view it.

And again as fortune would have it, in the early evening the sun streams right into the lens of the camera from that particular viewpoint.

vieux chateau fort ile d'yeu franceIt’s a late medieval fortification dating to the Hundred Years War, Built on the orders of Olivier IV de Clisson.

He was one of the Lieutenants of the King of France during the first half of the 14th Century but fell into disgrace after being captured by the English in December 1342 at the 4th Siege of Vannes.

The manner of his capture and subsequent release (in a prisoner-exchange) led to allegations of treachery which were believed by King Philippe VI and, being tricked into visiting Paris after his release, he was summarily executed on 2nd August 1343

vieux chateau fort ile d'yeu franceThe castle was captured in 1355 by the English under Robert Knolles, born in Cheshire and one of the most able – and probably the most ruthless – of the English commanders of the period in France.

His reputation for devastation of the territories that he captured is still a subject of considerable discussion today, and the burnt-out shells of French stone houses are often referred to as Knolles’ Mitres.

It was recaptured by the French in 1392 under none other than Olivier V de Clisson, son of the Oilvier IV de Clisson who had ordered its building.

vieux chateau fort ile d'yeu franceIt declined in importance in the 16th Century and the dismantling began towards the end of the 17th Century following an edict by Louis XIV – the Roi Soleil.

He was concerned that it might serve as a strategic base for the enemies who might attack France.

But the castle does have a most unexpected claim to fame. The castle in L’Ile Noire, Hergé’s 7th adventure of Tintin, is said to have been based upon the Vieux Chateau de l’Ile d’Yeu

But it isn’t all doom and gloom (or doom and sunlight).

The guard-rail that I’ve built for Cécile’s mother for the steps from her front door down to the street level seems to have worked fine, and has been admired by all of the neighbours.

I dug out a hole at the side of the steps (pulling up mostly rocks, I have to say) and sank a length of downspout into it.

hen I sealed off the bottom end with cement to stop the water getting into it, and them tamped a load of soil and gravel around the downspout to hold it well into the ground.

After that, I fitted a mounting bracket (in fact a flooring joist bracket) to the wall and with two of the lengths of scrap wood that we picked up at the builder’s yard, I made a mortice joint with the primitive tools that are on offer here.

I assembled the joint, stuck the upright in the tube and cemented it in, and the horizontal sloping rail into the wall bracket and screwed it in, and there you have an ad-hoc handrail.

Like I say, I could have done it better but there aren’t really any tools here to work with.

old cars mini traveller ile d'yeu franceYou may remember me saying when I arrived here something along the lines of isolated islands and old cars.

And so when was the last time that you saw a Mini Traveller? I cant even think when it might have been that I last saw one.

So here’s one for you to reminisce over.

But there’s something that doesn’t look quite right about the way this car looks (and I don’t mean the wide wheels either) if you ask me and I can’t think what it might be.

Anyway, tomorrow is Sunday and so it’s a lie-in (I hope). I might even have a day off if I’m lucky.

Friday 14th June 2013 – TODAY I INSTALLED …

… a cat flap. Such is the highlight of my life.

Chaupette likes to arrive at the house at about 23:00 after everyone has gone to bed, and then likes to leave at about 05:00 before everyone has awoken, and that’s clearly something that can’t continue, as far as I am concerned.

The one pet shop on the island has a cat flap for sale at … gulp… €29:99 but a quick look on Amazon produced a catflap at just €10:99 plus a couple of Euros postage

And that turned up this morning, so I launched an attack on the back door. That is one of those hollow plastic doors and so I had to cut out the shape of the hole in both leaves and then stiffen it between the outer and the inner skin with some wood offcuts.

Anyway, it’s done and up to the present, Chaupette isn’t sure exactly what to make of it

port de la meule ile d'yeu franceLater on this afternoon we went for a walk – a nice, pleasant little stroll in the countryside in the lovely early evening.

Plenty of things to see around here, such as the nice little cottages. Once you leave the built-up area of Port Joinville, most of the houses in the villages scattered across the island look like this.

Typical single-story bungalows that were generally homes for local fishermen back in former times

port de la meule ile d'yeu franceNothing like that now, unfortunately. Even if there are any fishermen still on the island, they wouldn’t be able to afford anything here

Most of the cottages now are holiday homes – second homes owned by people from Paris and the like who just come here in the summer and leave the place looking empty and derelict out of season.

In the street where Cecile’s mum lives, I think that there are only two other houses that are permanently occupied.

port de la meule ile d'yeu franceSo what started out as a pleasant little stroll in the country ended up with us at Port de la Meule, about 6kms away from Cécile’s mother’s.

The bar there was just closing up at the end of the day but they kindly served us refreshments which, believe me, were sorely needed.

And while everyone else recovered from their exertions, I wandered off for some photographs of the bay where the boats tie up.

On the way back, Cécile’s mother ran out of steam (which is hardly surprising seeing as how she is 82, after all) and so while I stood guard, Cécile ran home and fetched the car. We didn’t make it back here until about 21:00.

Still, a good time was had by all and it managed not to rain at all throughout the entire day, which must be something of a new record.

Tomorrow, the island’s Charity Shop is open and I’m told that they sell books there. Looks like an early start for me.

Thursday 13th June 2013 – THE ANSWER …

… to that question was “no”.

At least, that’s how it appeared at 07:00 this morning when I awoke.

Absolutely hissing down with rain. No-one felt like leaving the comfort of their heaving pit and so it wasn’t until about 09:00 that we all assembled for breakfast.

A quick nip into town afterwards for one or two purchases, being soaked to death by the rain, and that was about that for the morning.

rocks beach ile d'yeu franceThis afternoon though it did brighten up somewhat so after we dropped Cécile’s mother off at the OAPs club for the Thursday singalong, Cécile and I went for a walk along the rocks on the shore.

We spent much of the time looking in the pools for the marine life left behind by the tide. And believe me, there wasn’t half enough of it.

Cécile spent quite some time pointing out to me all of the different varieties of marine life and, true to form, I have now forgotten them all

This evening we were invited around for drinks and a chat by Cécile’s mother’s neighbours so I had to be sociable – not like me at all. And we were there until well past 21:00 too.

Cécile and I went for a long walk afterwards in the gathering gloom and that was that – the rain was still holding off.

Highlight of the day was that Cécile’s mother’s cat, Chaupette, finally allowed me to pick her up and stroke her.

We are definitely making progress.

Wednesday 12th June 2013 – WE ACTUALLY HAD …

… some sun today.

I know that that might be had to believe but it is in fact true.

Not this morning, though.

Horrible, wet, grey and miserable, but that’s enough about me. So was the weather.

I had a bad night’s sleep for one reason or another – probably the rain through the night but anyway, this morning it was my turn to be sociable as we kept bumping into Cécile’s mother’s neighbours and relations as we were doing the shopping.

The bad news is though that I’ve nearly finished my book on the Titanic A Night to Remember, and so we called at the library, which has Wednesday and Sunday mornings as its opening times.

Closing time on Wednesdays is 12:00 and we arrived at 12:05, as you might expect.

Ahh well.

But Cécile has at least been persuaded that, as her future might lie here for a good while yet, she would be better-off opening an internet account on the island and so we coped with that today.

Not sure when they might open the line, though. Probably long after Cécile has left, I reckon.

A stroke of luck in the builder’s yard though.

I want to buy a demi-chevron to make a handrail for Cécile’s mum down the steps out of the house. But Cécile recognised the guy there and he let us have a pile of offcuts for free which was very nice.

Not only that, he’s a rock and blues drummer too.

Furthermore, seeing as how he knows everyone on the island, I’ve sent him off to make further enquiries about this Peugeot 203 pickup that I saw the other day.

For tea tonight I made another one of my potato pies, and that went down just as well as the first one did.

That’s got me thinking that I might go absolutely wild and have a go at making a pear tart next and see what that turns out like.

So after our couple of hours of really good weather this afternoon, it’s now clouded over again and rain is threatening once more.

Will it never end?

Tuesday 11th June 2013 – I HAD A GOOD …

… night’s sleep last night, just for a change.

In bed long before 22:00 and awoken by the alarm clock at 07:30. The sea air must be doing me some good.

Mind you, I felt better than the weather because once more, it was persisting down and this weather is really doing my head in right now. Happy holidays, hey?

This morning while mumsie had a little snooze Cécile and I went for a wander around the old port

mainland ile d'yeu franceThis afternoon, while mumsie was at her Seniors’ Club, we went to visit the posh side of the island.

That’s the site from which you can see the mainland if you look really hard enough and have a good telescope or, in my case, a really good 30mm telephoto lens.

By this time the rain had stopped and so we went for a good walk along the beach

fishermen's cabins ile d'yeu franceWe came across quite a pile of fishermen’s cabins on the shoreline.

Almost any one of which would suit me down to the ground, and I would have been tempted to make an offer.

I would, however be wasting my time apparently. According to Cecile, you could by a two-bedroomed apartment on the mainland for what they would want for one of these cabins.

phare pointe des corbeaux lighthouse ile d'yeu franceDown at the south end of the island at the Pointe des Corbeaux is a lighthouse, and you all know about my fascination with these.

It’s 19.2 metres tall and its light can under normal conditions be seen out to see for about 21 miles.

It was built in 1950 to a design by the local architect Maurice Durand, and replaced an earlier lighthouse tat the Germans had demolished on 25th August 1944 when they evacuated the island.

dirt track roads ile d'yeu franceThe roads are very much like the roads around Labrador and so I felt quite at home.

What even made it more so was that I encountered a grader, and it must be quite a while since we last saw one of those.

But what made me realise that it was not at all Labrador was the fact that we had a compactor as well.

Regular readers of this rubbish will recall that during all of the 2000 miles of the Trans-Labrador Highway we encoutered a mere … err … three, despite there being hundreds of graders at work on the Highway.

And while I’m writing this, the heavens have opened again. We really are having some astonishing weather.

Monday 10th June 2013 – IF YOU PEER …

port joinville ile d'yeu france… through the doom and gloom and the fog and mist you can just about make out the town of Port Joinville on the Ile d’Yeu.

I’ve managed to struggle across the Bay of Biscay. Strawberry Moose was smuggled aboard as a stowaway in a suitcase along with the usual bottle of the hard stuff.

As a result we were treated to strains of “It Was On The Good Ship Venus” all the way across.

After all, you can all remember him rehearsing for the chant de marins competition in Saint-Jean-Port-Joli, Quebec, Canada last year.

caliburn overnight parking fromentine ile d'yeu franceHere’s my spec from last night though. Tucked out of the way down a dead-end road near a sailing school kind of place.

That was another comfortable night spent here – as you know, I’ve stayed here before and I had no complaints that time either.

I was up and about quite early too, and took Caliburn to the garage where he’ll be staying for the next week or two.

The owner is a big fan of old cars and we had quite a chat – so much so that I almost missed the navette that would take me to the ferry.

Luckily though I managed to leap aboard – well, with such leaping as I do these days – I’m not as young as I was and we headed off into the briny.

fort boyard fromentine ile d'yeu franceIt’s been a long time since we’ve had a ship of the day and there isn’t a great deal of choice here in Fromentine.

This little offshore supply vessel will have to do for now. She’s the Fort Boyard, built in 2002 (although you would never think so to look at her) and just 472 tonnes.

She takes her name from the Napoleon-era island fortress just down the coast near Rochefort.

Our boat, which I forgot to photograph by the way, is just a simple jetfoil thing.

It’s the kind of ship that people as old as me would remember that used to do the express connection between Dover and Oostende back in the 1970s and, looking closely at it, it was probably the same boat.

And not a coffee machine in sight. What a waste of time this is.

And so I passed the time on the way across by reading one of the books that I had bought at the bookshop yesterday.

port joinville ile d'yeu france And it wasn’t until I was half-way across that I realised the significance of the book that I had chosen. Walter Lord’s A Night to Remember – probably the most-famous (and most-likely the most accurate) story of the sinking of the Titanic.

How appropriate was that?

Cécile met me at the terminal at Port Joinville and took me for a ride around the island to show me everything.

And one thing that I do like about island life is that the Controle Technique – or MoT regulations to the British – are somewhat relaxed if you have no intention of ever taking your vehicle to the mainland.

plateau peugeot 203 pick-up ile d'yeu franceAnd so here’s a vehicle that I would absolutely die for.

A Peugeot 203 plateau, or pick-up. I would pay a King’s ramsom to have one of these, that’s for sure.

It’s been my dream to own one of these for almost 40 years, ever since I first encountered one on my walking tour of Finisterre in the mid-70s

plateau peugeot 203 pick-up ile d'yeu franceI’ve seen a few since then, and more than just the odd one for sale, but none that was worth having.

They had rather the unfortunate habit of bending in the middle due to rot round about where the rear of the cab joined up with the pick-up bed and that’s not a do-it-yourself repair by any means.

But this one looks pretty sound underneath, due not least to the amount of oil that has been thrown up out of the rear seal of the gearbox

Apart from that, I’ve had the guided tour of the cote sauvage – the wild part of the island, and it really does live up to everything that I was told that it would.

Mind you, it’s only early June and the tourists haven’t yet arrived.

I bet that it will be nothing like this in August.