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Friday 4th March 2016 – HAVING MADE THE EFFORT …

… to dash downstairs ready for the nurse as soon as the alarm went off this morning, it goes without saying that he didn’t arrive until about 08:30. But then, that’s typical, isn’t it?

Mind you, I was lucky to be here at all because I had travelled quite a long way during the night. And that’s despite it taking me ages to drop off to sleep last night too. Despite my little walk, an early night and an exciting hour or so watching “The Raiders Of Tombstone Canyon” or some such, I was still tossing and turning around at 23:30. Clearly the effects of my nightmare last night were having something to do with all of that.

But eventually, off I went. And “off” is the right word to use too. Belgium was the first destination last night and there was quite a large mob of us in the Belgian public transport system, which included my brother (him again?) and my niece in Canada and a couple of her girls. It was almost as if we had been to a family gathering and I do remember Shavington featuring in here somewhere – Hunter’s Avenue being where we got onto this bus. Once aboard, the conductress came round to check our tickets and she overheard me talking to someone, telling them a most improbable story about 2 different lines on the Montreal Metro. “Oohhh” she said. “Do you know the Montreal Metro then?” and so we had a lengthy chat about Montreal (very reminiscent of something that really did happen to me on a bus in Montreal a few years ago where it turned out that the driver was not only from Brussels in Belgium – he recognised my accent – but actually drove on the route that I used to take to see my friend Marianne, so we spent the journey chatting about that route). So after all of that, she checked my ticket, which was one of these Belgian 10-pass tickets but I had forgotten to stamp it when I got on the bus so as a favour to me she took it off with her to stamp. But it kept on showing up an error, so I thought that it had probably run out and so I needed a new one, but for some reason I didn’t have any money on me. After yet another lengthy discussion, she agreed that she would let me off for this trip but I’d have to buy another ticket immediately as soon as I alighted – after all, we were planning to make quite a lengthy voyage involving a few changes of vehicle. And so we alighted at our first destination and so one of our party was asking where we could go to buy a ticket for the transport. There didn’t seem to be a ticket office anywhere. I seemed to remember that there was a place downstairs in the station where we could buy some of these ten-trip tickets and so that was where we headed. But here, at the entrance to the restaurant, was an automatic ticket machine (but it was blue like in Montreal, not yellow as in Brussels). I pointed it out and said that I may as well pick up my ticket here, so everyone else said that they would go downstairs to the railway station and buy my train ticket for me while they were waiting for me to join them. So I went off to the machine but the first side of it was actually a telephone, not a ticket machine. The second side of it had a huge queue hanging around by it, and the third side was out of order. I went to the fourth side of the machine and I was just on the point of trying to buy a ticket from here when I suddenly and inexplicably woke up.
After the usual trip down the corridor we were off again and this second part concerns a boy who was being kept as a slave somehow in a weird first-floor apartment and was being made to perform all kinds of household tasks and general slavery duties. He was determined that at the first available opportunity he would to make his escape, and he had some kind of confidant who would help him. His master, who resembled a kind of cross between Ebenezer Scrooge and Alastair Sim was equally determined that he wouldn’t, and so his life became even more grim. One day one of the windows breaks in this apartment – the day that the master is having to leave the same evening and be away all night until the following evening. It was the next day, the day that the master would be away until the evening, that this escape had been planned. Now with this broken window the master decides that he isn’t just going to have the pane of glass replaced but four complete new windows with frames at the back of the apartment overlooking the rear entrance to the courtyard. Some workmen arrive and they start to take out the old window frames and to fit new ones. As the work is progressing well, the master leaves on his journey and the young boy is delighted by being invited by the workmen to kick over all of the windows that have been stacked up against the wall and watching them break. But by the time the workmen come to finish for the day, there’s still one window not installed so they need to come back the next day. But with the window missing it’s easy for the boy to escape from the house and climb down a stack of old furniture that had been piled up against the rear wall of the house. And so he makes good his getaway. He ends up down West Street in Crewe, out by Merrill’s Bridge heading into town past the pubs and chip shops, being followed by this big ginger cat that allows him to stroke it but not pick it up. He passes by a pillar box that is crammed full of mail and a couple of postmen are busy trying to wrestle a couple of sacks of letters from it. And a little farther down the street there’s a railway level crossing with a branch junction that swings round immediately to the right to opposite where this pillar box was. Eventually, he ends up with friends and tells them some (but not all) of this story and how he is leaving the next day. In the meantime these people whom he’s visiting are loading all kinds of scrap paper into a shipping container and compacting it in with a hydraulic ram. It ends up with this boy having to go back to the apartment for some reason but he’s really worried in case the master has unexpectedly returned (why he couldn’t make his getaway that night I really do not know) but that’s a risk that he has to take. And the rest of this story becomes something of an anti-climax because he goes back, re-enters the apartment, the master hasn’t returned unexpectedly, and next morning with the aid of his friend he makes good his getaway and disappears into the sunrise to presumably live happily ever after.
After all of that it was my turn to look at a couple of short videos offering ideas for holiday venues. One that particularly caught my eye was a snow-swept Central European town and so off I went. I was walking up the street here in rather inclement weather, somewhere near a road junction, and some woman was driving down the hill slowly on the wrong side of the road, totally oblivious to me. She approached closer and closer and rolled forward to come to rest against my shin. Her car was one of these little Autobianchis, a red one, and I was musing to myself that I could flip it over with my foot, it was so small and lightweight.

At that moment, the alarm went off so I never knew how it all finished. I shot off downstairs, as I said.

This morning, I had plenty of things to do but I didn’t manage anything much because Liz and Terry left me here on my Tod while they went off to do some shopping. I had a good play around with my 3D program and tried out a couple of new techniques that I had been thinking about.

Lunch was left-over pizza (which, like anything else spicy, always tastes better the following day) and bread with vegan cheese spread. and then this afternoon, I made a start on one of my courses – this one being a basic Dutch course. I’m off to Leuven in a couple of weeks and I’ve forgotten most of my Flemish. Dutch and Flemish are very similar languages so if you can understand one you can understand the other, but I’m not sure how that’s going to work as most people can’t even understand me when I speak English.

But we did have some excitement today. Being fed up of waiting for my Insurance Company to phone me back, I sent another one of my incendiary e-mails. And having blistered the paint off the walls of the receiving office, I received a reply. Basically “please find attached our acceptance of your claim to be suffering from a serious illness”. It’s only taken them 7 weeks to agree this.

What it means in practical terms is that instead of being reimbursed the ceiling limit of claims, I can receive an ex-gratia payment to cover the costs of my actual expenditure, together with certain other benefits that would not ordinarily be covered. And that is certainly a great help as far as my finance go. I may even be able to afford to eat as well, if I am careful. It’s quite reassuring for my voyage to Leuven, which I was half-expecting to have to pay out of my own pocket.

But talking of eating, I’ve had home-made vegan lentil-burgers for tea tonight, with chips and peas followed by vegan ice cream. Liz made the burgers and I was lucky enough to be in the kitchen just as she was starting. Consequently, I had a grandstand view of the whole procedure and have made copious notes.

Now, I’m off for my little walk up the hill again, even if it is pouring down with rain and has been all day, and then I’m off for another early night.

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Wednesday 6th January 2016 – WE WENT OUT …

… this morning – all the way to Montel de Gelat. and all for no good purpose too.

I’d had to arrange an inspection of a fosse septique – a septic tank on behalf of Terry for some project that Terry had on the go, and this was for this morning at 11:30. And so we duly presented ourselves at the premises.

And waited

And waited.

Terry had forgotten his mobile phone and I didn’t have mine either, so in the end Terry went back home for his phone and the phone number of the person who should be visiting, leaving me in possession of the field for the moment.

It was absolutely taters out there, with a high wind blowing like crazy and I was frozen to the marrow. In fact, I spent my time sitting on a small electric radiator. But I made a friend and had company all the time I was there. A young ginger moggy came across for a stroke and, of course, strokes are second only to food in a cat’s order of importance.

When Terry returned with the necessary, the matter quickly resolved itself. It appears that the former owner lived in the Creuse and so he had the phone number of the Inspector for the Creuse region. To reach the property where we were, you have indeed to leave the Puy-de-Dome and enter the Creuse and turn immediately right, but the land straddles the border of the two departments and the property itself is actually back in the Puy de Dome. I hadn’t seen the postcode of the property until today, and I could see that the postcode began with 63 – the Puy de Dome’s number.

Anyway, the inspector had realised that too this morning. It’s out of his area so he’s not authorised to inspect it. He had left a message on the phone but of course, we didn’t have it with us.

So back here for soup for lunch and then in accordance with my usual agenda, I crashed out on the sofa for an hour or so. And that’s no surprise because I was exhausted after last night’s adventures.

In fact, last night’s voyage was so special and so well-detailed that I sat bolt-upright at about 03:30 to dictate it into my machine. And finding the batteries in there to be flat, I sat down and typed it out then and there, so that I wouldn’t forget it.

I was back in Crewe again, back with Nerina, back running my taxi business and I’d just moved house. I was busy trying to fit the stereo and the chests of drawers and the like all round the walls of one of the rooms in which I was living, but there wasn’t enough room so I was going to have to stack them some how one on top of another. I ended up with one of my huge hi-fi speakers (the ones that I had bought from a guy in Tunstall in 1992) stuck on top of something else in a corner behind the armchair. That would never do but it was the best that I could manage right now. Nerina came home from work in Stockport and told me to stop what I was doing as there was much more to do that was more important. In fact we ended up in West Street with Paul, one of my former drivers, going to the chippy for meat pies and chips. They weren’t particularly generous with the chips so I gave mine to Nerina, who expressed surprise at my generosity where food was involved. “Never mind” I replied. “Here we are in West Street with two more chippies within 100 yards. I’ll buy myself another portion”. So I went into the next chippy for two large portions of chips and gave one of those away to someone, but I was depressed that my “large portion of chips” turned out to be a very tiny portion of chips and a tub of baked beans. We carried on walking past the desolation of the south side of West Street (it was all being demolished at that time) and Nerina told me about a confrontation that she had had with a bailiff. It was over some money allegedly owed in Stockport but she had had a statement from Stockport Metropolitan Council to say that she had overpaid by £0:02. The bailiff accused her of having forged the letter and said that he was going to come round and “sort her out” with threats of physical violence. We ended up on the Elm Drive estate, having added to our entourage the guy who married my younger sister (twice in two nights?) walking back towards town, discussing the merits of the two pubs on the estate, the one on the roundabout (which of course isn’t there) and “the Brunel” (which is actually the Royal Scot but which was a white-stuccoed pub, nothing like the Royal Scot, and the real Brunel Arms is in, would you believe, West Street, where we have just been) down a side street. I said that when I lived in Elm Drive (which I did, for a short while) I went to the pubs out on Sydney Road which was dangerous for coming back because they switched off the street lights and we were always walking into things. Further on down Elm Drive, towards the town end, we went to the home of the girl who answered the telephone, and she joined our little party. We told her that if the phone rang, we didn’t have a car available for half an hour (which was rather pointless as she wouldn’t reach our house to answer the phone before we did). We turned into Middlewich Street and walked down the hill to the railway bridge at the bottom near Henry Street. Here in a triangle of waste land in between the railway line and the new road were a few vehicles parked up of which two interested us. One was a Volvo B10M coach with an Alizee body, M-reg (as in 1994) and carrying the name of a dance troupe, parked up just before the railway bridge in fact, and an old Volkswagen or Mercedes van dark blue with a white top and looking as if it had stood for years. There were crowds of people across the new road, milling around as if they were waiting to get into a night club, so we reckoned that we had better get a move on and get home to do some work – it was already 20:30 and the night was drifting away. But we were then embroiled in a (friendly) dispute about the quickest way to reach home. I was all for the short cut up Meredith Street but each one of us had his own favourite way to go.

And all of this goes to show that it’s nothing to do with Liz’s cooking, despite what I have said recently, because I had nothing whatever to eat yesterday that had any connection whatever with Liz’s culinary delights.

But as an aside, back in the mid-late 1970s (a good few years before I met Nerina) we would indeed go for these mega-rambles around Crewe on a Saturday night. Crewe used to have some really decent pubs (neither of the two pubs mentioned came into this category, by the way) but they were scattered right across the town. We’d inevitably visit three or four, having a quiet pint in each, but most of our time would be spent on foot walking for miles around the town, and a visit to a local chippy en route would be always on the agenda. Good beer, convivial company (there would be three, four or five of us), excellent food (because in those days the chippies in Crewe were really good).

A really good night out. There wouldn’t be the slightest hint of misbehaviour because whatever alcohol we had consumed in one pub, we would walk off with travelling to the next one. And, strangely enough, all of the walking that we were doing would keep us really fit.

Those were the days of innocence really. You couldn’t do it now of course. Firstly, half of the pubs have closed down. Secondly, the chippies have changed ownership and I’ve yet to find a Chinese chippy that can cut and fry chips like an old-fashioned English chippy (although the popularity of Chinese chippies these days shows that I’m clearly in a minority). Thirdly, and sadly, British society has changed for the worse. People no longer know how to drink responsibly. The aim seems to be to drink as much as possible in the shortest space of time and as a result, I’ve seen loads of reports about town-centres being no-go areas after 21:00. Not that I would know too much about that these days, and to be honest I have no intention of finding out.

But why am I becoming all nostalgic? I could understand it if it had been during my waking hours but there’s clearly something happening in my subconscious that’s bringing all of this to the fore.

So having woken up from my snooze this afternoon I made a start on my Animation course but I didn’t get far. I’m not as energetic as I used to be. We had tea and after a while I went off to bed – another early night.

I really can’t last the pace but it’s hardly surprising today. This mega-ramble around Crewe last night has totally worn me out.

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