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Sunday 15th November 2009 – I had a few surprises today.

car in ditch teilhet menatFirstly, on my way to the footy I came across a car stuck halfway down an embankment at the side of the road. And if there hadn’t have been a sapling in the way it would have been all the way down the embankment.

Now it’s true that where this incident took place is on a sharp bend, but the road between Teilhet and Menat is full of sharp bends and this one is no sharper than any of the others. So how come it was this particular bend at which it left the road?

Mind you, if it was going to leave the road, this is the best place to do it. The next sharp bend has a vertical drop of about 60 feet to the bottom.

I went down to look to make sure that there wasn’t anyone trapped in it – I mean, you never know. As it happened, it was empty but there was a lovely head-shaped impression on the windscreen just above the steering wheel. I bet someone has a headache today.

fcpsh football club de foot pionsat st hilaire combrondeSecondly. Pionsat’s third XI not only had 11 players including a real goalkeeper, they had 3 replacements and two others who didn’t make the team. Not only that, the two officials who had been sulking over something that was said to them in a moment of depression, they had patched up their differences with the others and so we also had a trainer and a linesman! Not that it did them any good though – they still lost!

Thirdly, I’ve bought myself a bass amp and speaker – a Carlsbro 45-watt combo. It’s not in particularly good nick – there’s a loose connection at the input leads, one of the speaker wires isn’t soldered properly and a couple of the potentiometers (volume and tone controls) need changing, but it’s only a fiver or so for the bits and half an hour’s work. It looks like it’s been left for years in the damp and then taken outside where the condensation has got at it. It still managed to rock the house though when I plugged the Gibbon into it.

It wasn’t cheap – €90 in fact, but it was the cheapest combo that I’ve seen in this area. And believe me, there isn’t a great deal of choice. I still have my stack (a 200-watt custom-built transistorised amp, a 200-watt Marshall valve amp and a 1×18 and a 2×12 cabinets) back in Brussels that I never thought I’d ever use again.

The other surprise is something that I found quite touching. As you know, I follow the local football team and take pics and write match reports of the games. Some of them are being used on a calendar for fund-raising purposes for the club but what is really nice is that they took a photo of me today as they want to put that on the calendar too. There’s also a chatroom on the internet for French local football and it seems that I am mentioned quite a bit with regard to the website. It’s nice to know that people appreciate so much what I’ve been doing. But now that I’ve finished my attic I need to bring the site up-to-date.

In other news, Liz, Terry and I had quite a chat about this digger. We’ve decided that discretion is the better part of valour and I’m going to write to this guy in Benin, thank him for his efforts, but tell him that we fixed ourselves up locally with a digger so we won’t ba able to complete the purchase.

And tomorrow, I’m back at work. My holiday is over.

Thursday 12th November 2009 – KEEN FOLLOWERS OF MY MIGHTY ORGAN …

…will know that a few of us around here have been on the look-out for a decent mini-digger. And so when one made its appearance on a French classified ads website we had to look at it.

First thisg was the price – about 2/3rds of what it’s worth even if it’s in rough condition. But this is a modern one with all of the accessories and in excellent condition. Hmmmmm. So I sent an email to the vendor who wrote back with all kinds of glowing details about the machine and gave me his phone number to ring him back with any questions.

002 299 7600030

I didn’t recognise the number but I dialled it anyway. There was a strange dial tone and then I had my contact – with a really heavy African accent. Even more Hmmmmm.
So where do I go to see the machine?
Don’t worry – we’ll bring it to you
Well, I’m not going to pay for it if I don’t like it or if it doesn’t match up to the description
It’ll be everything you want – don’t worry“.

Now I’m quite prepared to believe that this digger is genuine, just as I am prepared to believe in Santa Claus, the tooth fairy and the likelihood that OUSA will employ a disabled black male member of staff. And when Rhys told me that he’d tracked the number down to Benin – which is close to Nigeria in case you hadn’t already guessed – and this particular guy, then I’m intrigued to see how this scam is going to work out.

Talking of Rhys, he is playing one of those World Domination games on Facebook. He tells me that he needs 217,000 soldiers to overcome Namibia. I’ve told him that he and I could do that on our own. And then we would go and fetch Terry and do Angola afterwards.

And in other news, I hear that Caligula and her horse are to appear on television on Sunday evening. Unfortunately the programme clashes with a showing of Dr Who, so it won’t get much of an audience. But you’ll know when they come onto the screen – you’ll see all of the Daleks rush to hide behind the sofa.