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Saturday 29th June 2013 – WELL I WAS WRONG …

… about my weather prediction today. In fact it started off grey, wet and miserable and simply got worse and worse.

And in something that must be a new world record, I was in Montlucon, a quick round of all of the shops and back home by 12:30, would you believe?

What has contributed to that a great deal is that theres a new Leclerc hypermarket opened just a little way down the road from Brico Depot.

It’s huge, clean and tidy, the parking is really easy, the aisles are nice and wide and, in common with most Leclerc hypermarkets, there are plenty of checkouts and they are always well-personned so there are none of these enormous queues that you find in the Auchan and the Carrefour.

For these reasons alone, the new Leclerc will get my vote for shopping for the forseeable future.

I didn’t in fact leave my notebook at Brico Depot. It was in my pocket all the time.

Nevertheless I went and redid my shopping there this morning and with no pressure from any outside influence I bought everything that I’m likely to need to finish off this bathroom properly.

I’ll restart in there on Monday and put my back into it.

I came back a different way that usual and I’m rather glad that I did.

1962 opel rekord domérat montlucon allier franceDespite everything that I’ve recently been saying about old cars on islands, you do still occasionally find them on the mainland too.

And here just down the road from LeClerc at Domérat I stumbled across probably the most exciting car that I’ve seen for quite some considerable time – Peugeot 230 pickups excepted of course.

And isn’t this a real beauty?

1962 opel rekord domérat montlucon allier franceShe’s a 1962 Opêl Rekord 1700 P2, in almost-mint condition, one owner from new and with just 67000 kms on the clock.

It’s for sale at just €7500 and I could easily be tempted by this, although Opel did make a pick-up version and a convertible, one of which would be even an more exciting find,

Even nicer though would be the Soviet Union’s copycat GAZ M21 III but I wouldn’t have a clue where even to start to look for one of those.

This afternoon I did a little (yes, just a little) tidying up here and then, despite the miserable weather, it was time to go out.

fete de st jacques virlet village walk puy de dome franceRegular readers of this rubbish will recall that at the weekend round about the Fête de St Jacques it’s the custom here in Virlet to go for a walk to beat the bounds of the commune and have a little party afterwards.

Despite the miserable weather, a hard-core of about a dozen or so of us set out, up tp our knees in soaking wet grass and sliding about on the mud.

It made me feel quite at home.

fete de st jacques virlet village walk puy de dome franceIt did brighten up slightly as we made our way around, and it became much easier to walk once we were on the metalled road.

Neverthless, it was still far too wet for our traditional feu de joie, but someone did bring a DVD, a copy of the Fernandel film En Avant La Musique – a tyical whimsical film of village life in Italy during the war, and we sat around and watched that instead.

All in all we had a good time. I wonder what tomorrow will bring me.

Friday 28th June 2013 – I’M BACK …

… in Pooh Corner right now and I’ll be staying the night here – the first time for months. And I can’t say that I’m sorry either. I’ve come to the conclusion that, such as it is (or isn’t), it’s my home and it’s where I really want to be.

But today has been something of a weird day all round and it carried on as it started off. A few years ago I had a really good friend, my best friend for I don’t know how many years. He always was a little weird (but that’s never been a problem because I like weird people anyway) but he had a very serious motorcycle accident in the mid 1990s and that did for him pretty much, I’m afraid. His condition deteriorated until a few years ago I could no longer cope with his unpredictable mood swings. He had two kids, a son who was totally bone-idle and a complete waste of time, and who yet was the apple of his eye, and a much younger daughter who he picked on incessantly and, quite often, gratuitously. Whenever she was alone and I was there, she used to tell me little things and we had some quite deep chats. I haven’t seen her for a number of years now and I’ve often wondered how she was getting along, yet last night, I was driving past their house and daddy opened the front door and there in the background was daughter. And I’m not quite sure why, but I found that little flash during last night’s dream to be extremely disturbing. It set the score for the rest of the day.

We had to go round to Bill’s old place at Le Quartier on our way to Montlucon to see Marianne and pick up a few things

But I was scratched to death by thistles, soaked by the long grass, bitten by fleas and walked on by a mouse, and all for next-to-nothing either.

And as the day drew on and on, the level of my humour and enthusiasm gradually ebbed away and I sank deeper and deeper into the pit. Not even seeing Terry at Brico Depot could cheer me up much.

I ended up being totally overwhelmed to the extent that I abandoned a trolley load of purchases (and my notebook with all of my notes, measurements and diagrams as I found out later) in the shop and came home.

I’m having a bad time right now, but there’s always tomorrow. It’ll start off all bright and sunshiney and we’ll all be happy.

And then watch some b@$t@rd come along and spoil it.

Thursday 27th June 2013 – I WAS BACK …

… in Belgium, Brussels in fact, at a big office not too far from the NATO headquarters and the airport and there were a few of us watching the aeroplanes take off. At the end of the runway was a big tower block somewhat similar to the Chrysler building and the aircraft had to take some kind of bizarre avoiding manoeuvre to miss it. If that wasnt enough, there was an air display taking place at the same time just off the airport and the aircraft were having to negotiate all of that as well.
And at one certain moment a large aeroplane took aff, towing behing it a large baggage trailer, the type that you often see being pulled behind a large European motor coach.

Yes, I’ve been at the cheese again, haven’t I? Another one of these exciting dreams that looks so logical when you are right up inside it but looks totally peculiar when you wake up and see it at a distance.

light circuit shower room les guis virlet puy de dome franceAnyway enough of this rubbish.

Back once more at Pooh Corner you will notice yet another addition to the wiring system in the shower room.

Not only do we have a (working) 230-volt power circuit and a (working) 12-volt power circuit but we now also have a lighting circuit.

In those bulb holders just there I’ll be fitting some 12-volt LED bulbs – regular readers of this rubbish will recall me buying a pile a while back.

And if I had been able to have spent another few hours on it I would have had all of the lights on the first floor working as well, but it wasn’t to be.

Mind you, it’s my own fault because if you haven’t already guessed, I spent the greater part of the day looking for tools and equipment and stuff, and I’m really going to have to do something about all of this.

It’s doing my head in good and proper.

Wednesday 26th June 2013 – HERE’S ANOTHER …

electricity shower room stud wall les guis virlet puy de dome france… photo of the new temporary electrical circuit here at Pooh Corner.

At first glance it looks very much like a close-up of the previous image but in fact a closer perusal will reveal the addition of a pair of American 110-volt sockets.

As you might recall if you are a regular reader of this rubbish and have been following these pages quite closely since right back at the very beginning, my house is powered by solar panels and wind turbines creating energy at 12 volts DC.

As a result I spent an inordinate amount of my time sourcing 12-volt appliances, because I can run these directly off my supply without the need for a transformer.

That calls for a 12-volt DC circuit around the house and that means that the cables will be carrying a heavier amperage (500 watts at 230 volts is just over 2 amps, but 500 watts at 12 volts is just over 40 mps).

And the heavier the amperage, the thicker cable – I use 6mm cable instead of 1.5mm cable.

Because North America runs on 110 volts instead of the European 230 volts, then more than twice as much amperage is required to power an identical appliance, and so the USA uses thicker cable.

Consequently all of their plugs and sockets are much more suitable for my purposes when it comes to a 12-volt system as they are built to handle heavier amperage and thicker cable.

So that’s what I’ve been doing this afternoon, expanding the 12-volt power circuit into the shower room.

All that remains to do now is to fit the wiring for the light circuit, drill two large holes through the outside wall for the air exchange, and then I can wallop the rest of the plasterboard onto the walls.

This morning though, once the sun had climbed well into the sky, I doused the weeds outside the house with this radical weed-killer that Liz gave me. I’m not quite sure just how well its going to work but it has to be better than nothing at all. I really do hope that it lives up to expectations.

I had a little relaxation in the evening and watched a John Wayne film – Fort Apache. This is one of what is known as “The Cavalry Trilogy” and is famous for two particular reasons.

  1. it’s probably the earliest mainstream film to look at the American genocide – if not holocaust – of its ethnic citizens from the point of view of the victims
  2. most of the action takes place over ground which I know extremely well, because you might remember that back in 2002 I drove for a couple of days through the Utah Desert and in particular through Monument Valley and The Valley Of The Gods where most of the action takes place. I recognised almost all of the sites and it brought back some very happy memories.

Tuesday 25th June – HOW LONG IS IT …

12 volt dc domestic electricity circuit shower room les guis virlet puy de dome france… since I posted a photo of work that Ive been doing round here at Pooh Corner?  I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s all of 6 months.

If you look carefully you’ll notice a pile of new trunking, cabling and wires as well as two new (temporary) wall sockets, one to the left of centre and one just lower than centre right on the back wall.

I’ve been extending the electrical circuits ready to put the next sheet of plasterboarding on the stud wall.

Mind you though, I’m lucky that I got that far. After being away for 6 months, I sent the first three hours looking for all the tools and the second three hours looking for all the cables and accessories.

The third three hours was spent trying to work out how it was that just 6 months ago the wiring that I was in the course of doing was so simple and straightforward that I didn’t need to label everything to say where it is to go.

So after my exertions I went round to Rob and Julie’s to give them the tea and marmite and to pick uo everything from there, including Terry’s super-duper lawn mower with which I’ll be attacking Cécile’s lawn one evening this week.

And I didn’t use the weed-killer either. I have two watering cans here and I was going to use them, but it was rather silly of me to have thought that I would have been able to find them in this jungle here right now.

Monday 24th June 2013 – I HAD ANOTHER …

… vivid dream last night, and I remember telling Cécile about it when I woke up. But 5 minutes later it had gone completely out of my head and Cécile hadn’t been paying too much attention to it anyway, so that’s one that got away.

After breakfast I went to Marcillat en Combraille and recorded my Radio Anglais rock music programmes for Radio Tartasse – and have I got a belter of a live concert for the month of August – but more of that in due course.

I was able to harvest a pile of radio programmes to put on the net, and then Liz and I did another series of radio programmes in the “Radio Anglais” series.

However, we have a minor hitch – I forgot all about “On The Beach” and we ended up starting “identity controls”, and so we are now all out of synch. Ahh well …

Back at Liz’s I gave Terry a hand to fit some of the windows into his new extension, and then we attacked the left-over pasta from yesterday.

Down at Gerzat we recorded another 4 programmes for the Radio Arverne version of “Radio Anglais” and then Bernard arranged for all of the outstanding programmes held there to be copied onto my memory stick.

But here’s an issue – his main computer wouldn’t recognise the stick. It seems, after investigation, that it’s formatted in RAW data and not in NTFS (or in FAT 32 either) and so we had to do a few manipulations in order to get the data onto it.

Once I’ve taken the data off, I’ll have to reformat it all into FAT 32 or something.

I gave Terry another hand back at Liz’s and then came back here to help Cécile carry on sanding down her ceiling. One of these days I might even be able to make a start on my house, and won’t that be nice?

And talking of working on my house, Liz gave me a tub of really vicious weedkiller – something like the commercial variety of Agent Orange.

I’ve been trying to avoid using weedkiller at any price on my land but I just can’t cope with the weeds and so on.

There are some parts of my land that will be under black plastic sheeting and gravel or even tiles (looking at that lovely lot of tiles that Terry used on his new patio) and so, regrettable as it might be, I’m afraid that that is exactly what will be happening tomorrow morning, if the bad weather holds off.

Sunday 23rd June 2013 – I WAS IN CHESTER …

… during the night in the street where I first went to live when I moved there in September 1972, only last night it was where I was working. Parking in this street was usually problematic but last night it was snowing lightly and there was hardly a car about. It had me worried – was it a working day or not?
But anyway I went in to my building which was a modern building of brick, concrete, aluminium and glass, well spread-out but not too tall, and with a couple of friends we went to the restaurant. But with having spent so much time talking, we arrived just in time to see the aluminium shutters lowered down, for it was 10:00, the time that the restaurant closed.
Just after this, there was a fierce banging from the other side of the shutters- it seemed that someone had been locked in behind them. I went off to the reception area where there were three women, one of whom by her behaviour clearly had the air of being in charge, and so I told her about this person behind the shutters. “That’s too bad” she replied. “She’ll just have to wait there until 11:00”
“Can’t you unlock a service door?” I asked with surprise. “There must be a way out of there”
“No – I don’t have access so she’ll just have to wait”. Our conversation after this became rather heated, but she still wouldn’t budge.
At this point the front door opened and a group of kids, dressed up as an American marching band, complete with instruments, came marching in, and behind them came three men, clearly officers of some import and wearing képis and cloaks of the style of the Royal Dutch Army. The senior of these was an enormously tall métisse, probably close to 7 feet tall, so I went up to him and told him the story of this woman locked in the restaurant behind the shutters. He went over to the woman at reception and said a few words to her that I did not hear, but she went bright red and took a set of keys out of the drawer in front of her and went down the corridor, opened a door, and let out the woman who was locked in the restaurant.This woman, for reasons that I did not undertand, was wearing an orange rotating light on her head.

That was another one of these dreams that it seems a pity to leave, but leave I did because Cécile bought me a cup of coffee in bed, which was extremely nice.

Yes, it’s Sunday, which means a day off, or, at least, it’s supposed to. But Cécile has so much to do at her house (well, I’m not convinced, but she is) and only a short time in which to do it, so we ended up repairing cupboards and moving shelves around and so on.

Sunday is also pizza day and Cécile cooked a lovely example for lunch (thanks, Rosemary, for fetching the vegan cheese), but as we were about to restart work, one of Cécile’s friends came round for a chat. Consequently we were late for Liz and Terry’s.

Terry is now a very happy bunny, seeing as he has all of the slates (and a darned sight more as well) to do the roof on his new extension, and I am aslo an extremely happy bunny, having been repaid in Liz’s home-made chocolate cake.

And after running through the radio programmes for tomorrow, back here and that was that. Tomorrow is another day;

Saturday 22nd June 2013 – MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE …

les guis virlet puy de dome france… house I was confronted by vegetation the like of which I have very rarely seen.

It’s all very well with “the corn is as high as an elephant’s eye” but I bet that the weeds round here aren’t so far off that right now.

There was no path down to the house either and with nothing with which to hack my way through the brush I had to wade my way through the shrubbery, being nettled and brambled all the way.

Not very pleasant at all. and while I could just about make my way in via the verandah, it’s out of the question to go in by the front door.

I suppose that what I should really have done was to ask someone to nip round with the strimmer, or strim round with the nipper – one or the other. But it’s too late now.

As for the house itself, it’s as if no-one has lived there for a hundred years. Cobwebs and all kinds of things all over the place. All in all, very depressing.

However, I do have to say that I did feel at home there, more than anywhere else, and how I wish that I could go back on a permanent basis. I can’t wait for all of these issues in Brussels and elsewhere to be finished.

I also made a startling discovery too. I was looking for the keys to the barn and after a while I did discover them – in one of the barn doors, which was wide open.

Yes, and for about a month or so too.

I remember going in there to pick up a bottle of stuff to drink before setting off for Fromentine and then Brussels last time I was there. Ahh well …

Another depressing item is that my printer is not working. It’s already only printing in blue but now it’s not printing anything at all and I was there for half an hour trying to fix it.

I never seem to have any luck with printers – Pooh Corner is littered with all kinds of abandoned printers that have never seemed to keep going for long.

But at least I now know how I’m going to do the shower room. It involves the abandonment of one of the projects that I had in mind but it can’t be helped.

For that particular project, I need another 10cms on the width and while it is possible to invent a work-around, it involves all kinds of contortions with the plumbing and the pipework and at the end of the day, it just isn’t going to be worth the extra effort.

It won’t look as nice as I wanted it, but then again, since when did I ever care about aesthetics?

Friday 21st June – ADIEU, L’ILE D’YEU

At 10:30 am Cécile and I stepped onto the catamaran to take us back to the mainland – 30 minutes of high-speed sailing across the Bay of Biscay.

And I still can’t understand why they don’t have a coffee machine or something on board. Not only are they missing a major income-generating opportunity (which is not to be missed in these days of economic restraint), how am I supposed to go for 30 minutes without one.

ilr d'yeu france>With Cecile being here, I didn’t manage to re-read my A Night to Remember – the story of the sinking of the Titanic.

I did however manage to retake the photos that I took on the way out to the island when it was obscured by clouds or something such, because the weather on the way back across was so much better.

You wouldn’t have thought so, though, if you had seen this morning.

At 07:30 it was miserable, grey, depressing and drizzling – a typical summer day of course, but slowly it managed to brighten up as we packed.

By the time Cécile’s mother’s next-door neighbour Catherine dropped us off on the quayside it was turning into quite a pleasant morning and we were looking forward to the journey home.

pont de noirmoutier franceAs the catamaran (which I forgot to photograph yet again) pulled closer to th mainland, it gave me an opportunity to take a photograph of the Pont de Noirmoutier.

Noirmoutier is an island and before the bridge was built, there was a ferry that set out from Fromentine. The bridge put an end to the ferry when it was opened in 1971.

What the locals considered to be “excessive” tolls led to all kinds of demonstrations, one of which was suppressed by a famous baton-charge of the CRS in 1977.

The tolls were removed in 1994 following a series of accidents to travellers who knew of the existence of a sunken road between the mainland and the island, but not exactly WHERE it was

Having paid a fortune to a licensed bandit to retrieve Caliburn, we set out through the sun for the journey home, but caught up with the rain at La Roche sur Yon.

By the time we reached Chantonnay it was a howling gale and tropical rainstorm and I felt quite sorry for Cécile who I had packed off to buy the food for lunch while I fuelled up Caliburn underneath an overhead canopy.

At least we managed to avoid being hit by a falling meteorite, a fate that befell the town 200 years ago, but nothing would surprise me in this weather.

After Poitiers though we drove into the sun and the rest of the route was in quite nice weather, which made a welcome change.

In Pionsat, Marianne filled us in with the latest gossip and there was also a music concert going on in the square. Had I not been so whacked, I would have stayed on for the entertainment.

Anyway, I didn’t need much rocking last night, that’s for sure.

Thursday 20th June 2013 – AS I HAVE BEEN SAYING …

… "and on more than a few occasions too" – ed … one of the benefits of living on an offshore island miles from the mainland is that as long as you keep your car on the island and don’t wander too far, the Controle Technique requirements are usually … errr … more adapted to island life

You stand a very good chance of seeing vehicles that you wouldn’t see in many other places.

old opel kadett B 1970 ile d'yeu bay of biscay franceA case in point is this gorgeous late 1960s – early 1970s Opel Kadett B that Cécile and I stumbled across on the supermarket car park this morning.

It’s Opel’s version of the car that the British knew as the Vauxhall Viva. More reliable, not so prone to rust but so much more lacking in character if you ask me.

And I can’t think when was the last time I saw one of these anywhere else either – not even when I lived in Belgium. It’s in … errr … an “original state” too – a nice curiosity but not one that would be high up on my most wanted list.

Nevertheless, it proves a point.

plateau peugeot 203 pickup ile d'yeu franceAs you know, what is high up on my most-wanted list is that Peugeot 203 and I had a phone call from the owner today (of COURSE I left a note on the windscreen! What did you expect?).

Basically, it isn’t for sale but he will study all options. What that means is that if I make a massive offer it may well be up for sale, but I’m not sure that I have that kind of money.

But back to the supermarket for a moment. The wi-fi port on Cécile’s computer is in fact locked up in the BIOS and so the internet supplier (in a boutique in the supermarket) offered to fix it free of charge, which he did.

Now Cécile is one very happy little bunny with wi-fi internet connection at last.

We also took the opportunity to do a mega-load of shopping as tomorrow we are coming home. Our time on the island is up – for now at least. For Cécile however, she will have to come back and she is resigned to having to stay here for some time.

This afternoon we sent cleaning up and getting ready to leave the island.

I’ll be sorry to go of course, as I’m most at home in a maritime environment, but I have plenty of other things to do as you know and little time to do them.

Wednesday 19th June 2013 – NOW THAT THIS RUBBISH …

… is right up to date, I can sit back and concentrate on other things.

Not the first of which being to try to connect Cécile to the internet.

My well-travelled and well-battered notebook connects fine to the wireless but Cécile’s expensive machine can’t connect to the wi-fi at all (and neither can many others of.her model of laptop if the plaintive pleas from all over the internet are anything to go by).

She has an ethernet connection though and she’ll just have to learn to cope with that for now and look for the USB wi-fi aerial that I gave her ages ago that I bought when I was having similar problems with an older machine.

We’ve had endless visits too – the physiotherapist, the doctor, Cécile’s cousin and so on, and in view of the dreadful weather we spent most of the afternoon playing parlour games and cards.

We did make it out for an hour or so later in the evening in between the showers but we aren’t holding our breath for another similar window of opportunity.

This has probably been the quietest day of my stay here so far, and easily the worst of a very poor week or two.

Whatever happened to summer?

Tuesday 18th June 2013 – SHERLOCK HOLMES …

… and Doctor Watson had to deal with Professor Moriarty who was using 5 gold pieces to blackmail someone. This led to Holmes and Watson disguising themselves as workmen and along with 2 other people similarly disguised, one of whom was the interested party, having a most violet fight in a private bar in which Moriarty was present. At a certain moment Moriarty, fearful that things were getting out of hand, discharged a firearm, a duelling pisol in fact, in the general direction of one of the participants and that was the signal for Holmes to seize both the gold pieces and Moriarty.
After this, a girl and I were outside talking. But it wasn’t the talk that was interesting, but that we were looking at the sky. It was quite dark and there were thousands of stars in the sky, and the moon, less than half-full, was flitting by at a rapid rate of knots and there were wisps of cloud everywhere passing even faster. And on the way home, I noticed some workmen at work in a glass building, using the natural light because even though it was 22:22, it was still light enough to work by and so I took a photo of the scene.

Ahhh well, such are dreams made of, and it was really depressing to be awoken by the alarm at 07:30 when I had all of this going on in my head, especially as the morning was all miserable, grey and cold.

But I’d done a good evening’s work – a huge pile of stuff that had been building up over a year or so and now sorted out.

Apart from that, it’s been a quiet day today.

Cécile somehow managed to chainsaw her way through the electric extension cable the other day without electrocuting herself and so first job after breakfast was to pick up a new plug and fit it to what remained of the cable.

We took the opportunity to do another load of shopping as well – anyone would think that we are eating like pigs the amount of stuff that we are buying. I dunno where it all goes.

Exciting news after lunch, though.

Cécile received a phone message that her internet connection was ready and so we spent a good few hours trying to configure the connection. Even with the aid of a friendly cousin who lives on the island we had no luck at all.

grande phare la petite foule ile d'yeu france In the end we gave up the struggle and went for a walk

Our perambulations took us down to the sea shore yet again, and from a certain spot where we stopped there was a good view of the lighthouse that we had visited yesterday.

Here it is rearing its head up above the trees in the distance on top of La Petite Foule. It does look impressive
.

port de la meule ile d'yeu franceLater on, we all went for a little walk again – down the road in the general direction of Port de la Meule where we had stopped for a drink just as everywhere was closing up.

We didn’t go that far today because Cécile’s mother is getting on and it’s probably much too much for her.

Bit it’s still good to stretch our legs and breathe in the fresh air before going to sleep, I reckon.

But as for the internet, last thing at night, just as I was about to go to bed, I noticed that the thing seems to have struggled into life and after a few minutes’ manipulations I seem to be on line.

The world really is my oyster now.

Monday 17th June 2013 – I DON’T KNOW …

… how anyone could sleep through that racket that we had at about 06:00 this morning.

If the noise didn’t wake you up, then the flashing lights certainly would have done so. Its a long time since I’ve seen a thunderstorm like it, and all the inhabitants of the cemetery of Port Joinville down the road have come out to complain.

Now its raining cats and dogs. I’m glad that I crashed out last night at about … errr … 21:40 otherwise I wouldn’t have gone to sleep at all.

After breakfast we went for another load of shopping and I wanted to buy some mortar to seal the handrail into the length of piping as well as some rawlplugs to fix a handrail in the shower (my next task, so it seems).

I bought the stuff but remind me, someone, next time I think about doing something silly like living on an island. I paid more for 25 rawlplugs than I would pay for 500 at Screwfix, and a 5kg sack of mortar cost more than a 40kg sack at Brico Depot.

Having cemented in the handrail after lunch (after a siesta, of course – I’m becoming quite fainéant in my old age) we went for a drive out

We’ve already seen one lighthouse on our travels – the one at the Pointe des Corbeaux – but that’s not the most famous one on the island. Ohh no!

la petite foule phare de l'île d'Yeu franceAnd so with my fascination for the aforementioned, off we went into the doom and gloom in search of the phare de l’Ile d’Yeu.

Believe it or not, it isn’t situated on the coastline – something that comes as quite a surprise to most people.

It is however situated on the highest point of the Ile d’Yeu, a hillock called “La Petite Foule” at a height of all of 57 metres, and the lighthouse is sometimes known by the name of the hillock.

la petite foule phare de l'île d'Yeu franceBeing away from the coast, the hordes of tourists on the island don’t really visit it, and it is this fact that led to Thomas Hardy writing his famous novel “Phare From The Madding Crowd” … "are you sure about this?" – ed.

It has four things in common with the lighthouse that we saw the other day

  1. it’s not the original lighthouse on the site
  2. the previous lighthouse was blown up by the Germans when they evacuated the island in August 1944
  3. the current one was designed by Maurice Durand
  4. it was built in 1950


la petite foule phare de l'île d'Yeu franceAnd built in a modern 1920s-style art-deco design too.

Made of “modern” lightweight concrete on a stone base, it’s 36.5 metres tall and has a halogen light bulb of 650 watts that can be seen for over 23 miles.

It was badly damaged in a hurricane on 29th September 1952 and again by fire on 2nd November 1953 but was repaired each time

light buoys  l'île d'Yeu franceWith the lighthouse’s unusual situation well-inland, the dangerous parts of the coast (of which there are many) are protected by light buoys.

I was told that there is a certain technique involving lining up the light buoys with the big lighthouse in order to work out your position as you approach the island from the sea.

That wouldn’t help the pilot of the Air Quebec flight to London who, when asked by the control tower to “give height and position”, replied
“5’8″, front seat”

This evening we all had a sing-song of traditional French songs, something that Cécile’s mother particularly enjoyed, althugh I’m not quite sure why because a sing-song like that usually heralds a torrential downpour.

Sunday 16th June 2013 – A FUNNY THING HAPPENED …

… this morning.

Lying in bed on my palliasse this morning, I heard someone shout “Eric” quite loudly and so I stuck my head out of the door and said “what?”.

I was greeted by a pile of blank stares from a group of people on the other side of the wall.

I didnt know it then, but I do now, that the name of the guy whose house backs onto this one is also called Eric.

So that was my Sunday morning lie-in ruined anyway, but it was at least gorgeous and sunny. And when everyone else finally surfaced and we all had breakfast, we prettied ourselves up for a special occasion.

Cécile’s mother is rather partial to mussels – the typical moules et frites – and on our travels Cécile and I had seen a flyer to the effect that a local restaurant – the Loup Blanc – was offering a special Sunday lunch of just that.

So Cécile’s mum had a party and we had home-made falafel and chips. Quite expensive but then again this is a tourist resort so you stick €5:00 on each dish before you start.

loup blanc golf course ile d'yeu beauty spots franceInterestingly though, the restaurant also has a mini-golf course.

As you know, with the sun in our faces we couldn’t get a good view of the fortress yesterday but there were no problems here today.

The mini-golf course is designed around the local beauty spots – chateau-fort included. It was quite interesting.

fort de Pierre-Levée ile d'yeu franceAfter lunch, Cécile’s mother had a music concert at the Senior Citizens’ Club and having dropped her off, Cecile and I went off to look at another venue on my list of places to visit.

This is the fort de Pierre-Levée situated somewhat centrally on the island.

It was built during the period 1856-66 on the site of a much older fort. It is much, much greater in size though, so much so that a small hill had to be flattened to accommodate it.

fort de Pierre-Levée ile d'yeu franceOn top of this hill was a menhir … "PERSONShir" – ed … the pierre levée or “raised stone”, hence the name of the fortress.

This was taken down into Port Joinville where it was smashed to pieces by the locals who used the pieces for housebuilding.

Originally a barracks, it later became a prison and its most famous prisoner was Philippe Pétain.

fort de Pierre-Levée ile d'yeu franceIf you know your French history, when France was divided into two by the conquering Germans, they stuck as a figurehead-President the 84 year old French hero of World War I, Marshall Pétain (the oldest Head of State that France has ever had) to give the Government some kind of legitimacy.

Some say that he was shamefully manipulated due to his loss of his faculties in his old age, although you will find just as many people who will insist that he was far from being non compos mentis at the time.

fort de Pierre-Levée ile d'yeu franceNevertheless, at the end of the war he was tried as a collaborator (at all of 90 years of age) and condemned to life imprisonment. In November 1945 he ended up here in the fort de Pierre-Levée where his condition rapidly deteriorated.

As a coincidence, you’ll recall that I don’t live too far away from the Chateau de Chazeron where Pétain’s government incarcerated his political opponents during the dark days of Vichy.

Regular readers of this rubbish in one of its previous reincarnations will recall that Liz and I had been there a few years ago to look at the place, so I was quite keen to come here to see the other side of the coin.

Having been released from confinement due to ill-health on 8th June 1951, Petain died on the island 7 weeks later on 23rd July.

I wanted to add his grave to my list of war leaders, such as Churchill, whose tomb I had seen when I went for a wander around with Sue, and of the French General whose name I have momentarily forgotten and whose tomb I had stumbled across quite by accident in a small village graveyard in Finisterre in the mid 1970s, long before these pages ever began to see the light of day.

And of course the memorial to Marechal Desaix, right-hand man of Napoleon during some of his early campaigns, down the road from me in Ayat-sur-Sioule.

grave marshall philippe petain Cimetière Communal de Port-Joinville franceWe went off the the Cimetière Communal de Port-Joinville to see his grave and it was actually there.

That might sound a surprising thing to say, but it wasn’t always there. In February 1973 his body was stolen by Far-Right activists who wanted his body in the grave that had been prepared for him at Verdun.

The authorities recovered it and reburied him here, but as a concession they gave him a Funeral of Honour.

commonwealth war graves Cimetière Communal de Port-Joinville ile d'yeu franceThere are several other graves in here that are quite important. They are of 16 British and Commonwealth servicemen, one of whom is unidentified.

Seven graves relate to airmen from 149 Squadron RAF.They had taken off from Lakenheath in a Stirling Mk1 BF 392 OJ-D at 18:30 on 16th October 1942 on a “gardening” mission, sowing mines in the Gironde estuary and were shot down by a night fighter.

Most of the other graves however are dated May and June 1940 and are from a variety of services and regiments.

I do recall that in a well-hushed-up incident of World War II a British transport ship – the Lancastria if I remember correctly – evacuating troops from mainland Europe during the final days of the Battle of France was sunk off the coast of St Nazaire on 17th June 1940.

There was a massive loss of life, somewhat similar to the Wilhelm Gustlof off the coast of Danzig in the latter days of the war.

I wonder therefore if the later casualties buried here might be bodies of soldiers from the Lancastria who were washed ashore here at a subsequent date.

I shall have to check up on this.

And that reminds me – whenever you are on board a ship or other maritime transport, always carry a bar of soap in your pocket. That way, if you fall overboard or are shipwrecked, you can get washed ashore.

Don’t be like one of the survivors of another maritime disaster, the sinking of the Caribou, to whom I talked a good while ago.

He was telling me that he spent 16 hours in the freezing Gulf of St Lawrence, clinging to an upturned lifeboat.
“Didn’t you manage to drag yourself up?” I asked him
“Ohh dear no!” he replied. “I didn’t even have time to put on my lipstick”.

street of the flying dutchman ile d'yeu franceBut I had to laugh at this sign – and so should you too.

And not because it’s incorrect – it should be “rue du Ne’erlandais Volant” these days

It is of course anyway the Street of the Flying Dutchman and that conjures up all kinds of ideas in my head … "well, there’s plenty of room" – ed … but possibly relates to the famous ghost ship.

However, I always thought that it was called in French the Voltigeur hollandais, so who knows?

But now its clouding over again and I think that summer is over for another year.

Saturday 15th June 2013 – MY PEAR TART …

… was something of a wash-out, I’m afraid, and quite literally too.

It tasted very nice with its layers of pear slices and nutmeg, with powdered chocolate and soya cream all over the top but unfortunately, for reasons that I haven’t yet understood, it ended up swimming in liquid.

The cooking in the oven didn’t dry it out at all, so the base was far too wet. I have a lot to learn about baking, that’s for sure.

Another disappointment was the Charity Shop. It did indeed sell books, all of about 50 of them, and there was only one that might have been of interest to me – Fly for Your Life: The Story of R.R. Stanford Tuck.

But as fortune would have it, and as you might expect, it’s a book that I already own.

vieux chateau fort ile d'yeu franceA third disappointment today was the old castle of the Ile D’Yeu. it’s situated on a large rock about 20 metres off the coast of the island, reached by a sort of suspension bridge.

Not the castle itself, I hasten to add. I’d seen that from a distance the first afternoon that I arrived here and I was quite impressed by it.

I was quite looking forward to seeing it and I certainly wasn’t disappointed on that score.

vieux chateau fort ile d'yeu franceThe walk from here out to it is really beautiful and the setting is stunning.

However, due to the considerable amount of coastal erosion that has taken place over the centuries, there is only one way to approach the castle, and only one direction from which to view it.

And again as fortune would have it, in the early evening the sun streams right into the lens of the camera from that particular viewpoint.

vieux chateau fort ile d'yeu franceIt’s a late medieval fortification dating to the Hundred Years War, Built on the orders of Olivier IV de Clisson.

He was one of the Lieutenants of the King of France during the first half of the 14th Century but fell into disgrace after being captured by the English in December 1342 at the 4th Siege of Vannes.

The manner of his capture and subsequent release (in a prisoner-exchange) led to allegations of treachery which were believed by King Philippe VI and, being tricked into visiting Paris after his release, he was summarily executed on 2nd August 1343

vieux chateau fort ile d'yeu franceThe castle was captured in 1355 by the English under Robert Knolles, born in Cheshire and one of the most able – and probably the most ruthless – of the English commanders of the period in France.

His reputation for devastation of the territories that he captured is still a subject of considerable discussion today, and the burnt-out shells of French stone houses are often referred to as Knolles’ Mitres.

It was recaptured by the French in 1392 under none other than Olivier V de Clisson, son of the Oilvier IV de Clisson who had ordered its building.

vieux chateau fort ile d'yeu franceIt declined in importance in the 16th Century and the dismantling began towards the end of the 17th Century following an edict by Louis XIV – the Roi Soleil.

He was concerned that it might serve as a strategic base for the enemies who might attack France.

But the castle does have a most unexpected claim to fame. The castle in L’Ile Noire, Hergé’s 7th adventure of Tintin, is said to have been based upon the Vieux Chateau de l’Ile d’Yeu

But it isn’t all doom and gloom (or doom and sunlight).

The guard-rail that I’ve built for Cécile’s mother for the steps from her front door down to the street level seems to have worked fine, and has been admired by all of the neighbours.

I dug out a hole at the side of the steps (pulling up mostly rocks, I have to say) and sank a length of downspout into it.

hen I sealed off the bottom end with cement to stop the water getting into it, and them tamped a load of soil and gravel around the downspout to hold it well into the ground.

After that, I fitted a mounting bracket (in fact a flooring joist bracket) to the wall and with two of the lengths of scrap wood that we picked up at the builder’s yard, I made a mortice joint with the primitive tools that are on offer here.

I assembled the joint, stuck the upright in the tube and cemented it in, and the horizontal sloping rail into the wall bracket and screwed it in, and there you have an ad-hoc handrail.

Like I say, I could have done it better but there aren’t really any tools here to work with.

old cars mini traveller ile d'yeu franceYou may remember me saying when I arrived here something along the lines of isolated islands and old cars.

And so when was the last time that you saw a Mini Traveller? I cant even think when it might have been that I last saw one.

So here’s one for you to reminisce over.

But there’s something that doesn’t look quite right about the way this car looks (and I don’t mean the wide wheels either) if you ask me and I can’t think what it might be.

Anyway, tomorrow is Sunday and so it’s a lie-in (I hope). I might even have a day off if I’m lucky.