{"id":9998,"date":"2017-12-11T20:45:55","date_gmt":"2017-12-11T20:45:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=9998"},"modified":"2017-12-11T20:46:37","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T20:46:37","slug":"monday-11th-november-were-having","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=9998","title":{"rendered":"Monday 11th December &#8211; WE&#8217;RE HAVING &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; a disaster here right now.<\/p>\n<p>On the point of going off to bed last night, I looked for the mobile phone to put under the pillow to awaken me in the morning.<\/p>\n<p>But no trace.<\/p>\n<p>I rang the number but I couldn&#8217;t hear the ringing, so I went downstairs to tip out Caliburn to see if it was there. But no trace either. And so I ended up by sorting out the old phone that I used before I got into smartphones, and that fired up okay. At least I had an alarm.<\/p>\n<p>All of this at 01:00 too.<\/p>\n<p>Last night was really a bad night too. I was still awake at 04:30 so it was something of a struggle to rouse myself when the alarm went off. Down in Caliburn at 06:15 to see if I could hear the second alarm, but no such luck. <\/p>\n<p>And so I turned out the apartment making more of a mess that it was before, and although I found my missing notebook (which is always good news) no trace of the phone. <\/p>\n<p>The last time that I remember havong it was at the football match, so at 09:30 I set off to retrace my steps from Saturday. No luck on the roadside, no luck at the Mairie, which deals with the fottball ground issues, and so I went to the police and reported it missing.<\/p>\n<p>My route took me past the railway station where I picked up my tickets on Saturday night, and no luck at the football ground, although I did meat Johann Gallon, the coach of the football club, and we had a chat.<\/p>\n<p>What didn&#8217;t help matters was that not only did we have a driving rainstorm, we had a howling gale too and it was really uncomfortable. But I did get to meet a helpful chemist who not only pointed me in the direction of a good doctor, told me that he was authorised to dispense Belgian prescriptions.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve invented a new drink too. Fed up far the moment with coffee, I bought some blackcurrant syrup and I&#8217;ve been drinking this with hot water and a dash of lemon juice. And it&#8217;s very more-ish. And so I&#8217;ve had no coffee all day (and no breakfast either)<\/p>\n<p>This afternoon I had a good sleep to catch up with what I missed, and then went for a walk. But I missed the high tide so I&#8217;ll have to try again tomorrow. But all of the zinc guttering and facing on the roof of the building opposite is now flapping about in the wind.<\/p>\n<p>Another sleep and then I spent the rest of the afternoon (such as it was) obliterating duplicate radio programmes from my laptop.<\/p>\n<p>For tea I had potatoes with the beans and vegan sausages left over from the other night, and then went out for a walk. But I was blown back inside.<\/p>\n<p>So I hope that I&#8217;ll have a better night tonight and I&#8217;ll be able to organise my telephone tomorrow. I can&#8217;t be doing with this Monday closing. <\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-9998 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='9998' data-nonce='735c0713c9' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-9998 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style1 unlike-9998 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='9998' data-nonce='735c0713c9' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-9998 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-9998 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; a disaster here right now. On the point of going off to bed last night, I looked for the mobile phone to put under the pillow to awaken me in the morning. But no trace. I rang the number but I couldn&#8217;t hear the ringing, so I went downstairs to tip out Caliburn to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4507,1616,8571,7876,8609],"tags":[4788,5381,1302,2560,5565,8581,1180,9245,1959,7383,5211,7891,4355,1392,286,2487],"class_list":["post-9998","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eric-hall-2","category-france","category-granville","category-place-darmes","category-stade-louis-dior","tag-bad-night","tag-caliburn","tag-crash-out","tag-eric-hall","tag-france","tag-granville","tag-high-winds","tag-lost-phone","tag-mairie","tag-no-food","tag-pharmacy","tag-place-darmes","tag-police-interaction","tag-railway-station","tag-rainstorm","tag-vegan-sausages"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9998","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9998"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9998\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10000,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9998\/revisions\/10000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9998"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9998"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9998"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}