{"id":9924,"date":"2017-11-12T21:29:29","date_gmt":"2017-11-12T21:29:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=9924"},"modified":"2017-11-12T21:35:14","modified_gmt":"2017-11-12T21:35:14","slug":"12th-november-2017-im-drenched","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=9924","title":{"rendered":"12th November 2017 &#8211; I&#8217;M DRENCHED."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to say that I&#8217;m all wet, and no-one would disagree whatever with that comment.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s Sunday today and so I had a good lie-in. I&#8217;d been on my travels too. With Nerina in fact, roaming around the streets to the south side of Hungerford Road in Crewe looking for a supermarket calle Macksie&#8217;s where we were going for lunch. I had a vague idea where it was &#8211; somewhere off to the north of Hungerford Road but I couldn&#8217;t think of where it might be and no-one else whom we asked knew either. We ended up in a Court listening to a couple of cases and Nerina was showing her boredom. I could understand that because what we had heard to date wasn&#8217;t exactly setting our lives on fire, but there was one case coming up that would be intensely interesting and I was really looking forward to it.<\/p>\n<p>It was about 08:30 when I came to life (such as it is) but more like 09:20 when I crawled out of my stinking pit. A late breakfast which meant that there wasn&#8217;t much of the morning left.<\/p>\n<p>Just for a change, I tidied up the shelves a little in the kitchen and made much more space. There&#8217;s actually some empty spaces there now and I reckon that I can do even better than that too. <\/p>\n<p>Never mind lunch &#8211; at 13:00 I hit the streets. US Granvillaise are playing Vierzon, one division below, in the French FA Cup, kick-off 14:00. Despite the howling gale-force wind I walked up there &#8211; and lost half of my biscuits to the gale. <\/p>\n<p>The two teams were quite evenly matched, but the wind made a mockery of the match. Granville scored an early goal, but Vierzon had two corners, two gusts of wind, and consequently two goals scored direct that eluded the entire defence.<\/p>\n<p>Early in the second half Granville had a corner which the defence could only scramble out from under the bar and which was knocked into the net by a lurking Granville forward. And 5 minutes later, a Granville attacker took advantage of a gust of wind to curl a shot in around the keeper.<\/p>\n<p>After that the wind dropped and we had a torrential downpour that soaked all 816 of us in the crowd. We were drenched. And the match petered out into a 3-2 win for Granville.<\/p>\n<p>But Vierzon were panicking and losing their cool, with the result that quite a few of their players found their way into the referee&#8217;s notebook. And With a lopsided notebook like that, it&#8217;s no surprise that a couple of Granville players found their way in too &#8211; and for some quite inocuous offences too.<\/p>\n<p>After the match I dripped my way back home in time to see the second half of the TNS v Queen of the South match on the laptop. <\/p>\n<p>Pizza for tea of course, and the pepper makes it taste even better. That was followed by Apple crumble and ice cream too.<\/p>\n<p>And now it&#8217;s an early night again. Back to work tomorrow, if I haven&#8217;t caught flu again, that is.<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-9924 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='9924' data-nonce='916a2e59be' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-9924 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style1 unlike-9924 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='9924' data-nonce='916a2e59be' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-9924 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-9924 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to say that I&#8217;m all wet, and no-one would disagree whatever with that comment. It&#8217;s Sunday today and so I had a good lie-in. I&#8217;d been on my travels too. With Nerina in fact, roaming around the streets to the south side of Hungerford Road in Crewe looking for a supermarket calle [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,4507,48,1616,8571,334,7876,8609,8585,10683],"tags":[9358,212,2560,5565,8581,1180,1731,5385,7891,286,8616,320,8614,5164,10682],"class_list":["post-9924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dream","category-eric-hall-2","category-football","category-france","category-granville","category-nerina-hall","category-place-darmes","category-stade-louis-dior","category-us-granville","category-vierzon-fc","tag-apple-crumble","tag-dream","tag-eric-hall","tag-france","tag-granville","tag-high-winds","tag-lie-in","tag-nerina-hall","tag-place-darmes","tag-rainstorm","tag-stade-louis-dior","tag-tidying-up","tag-us-granville","tag-vegan-pizza","tag-vierzon-fc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9924"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9924\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9925,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9924\/revisions\/9925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}