{"id":9848,"date":"2017-10-16T19:41:35","date_gmt":"2017-10-16T19:41:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=9848"},"modified":"2017-10-16T19:41:35","modified_gmt":"2017-10-16T19:41:35","slug":"monday-16th-october-2017-i-mean-you-have-to-laugh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=9848","title":{"rendered":"Monday 16th October 2017 – I MEAN, YOU HAVE TO LAUGH."},"content":{"rendered":"

There has been the most astonishing weather here today. In fact, pretty much the same as in the rest of Western Europe. Devastating high winds, pitch-black at 14:00, the sun a mere orangey thing somewhere behind a dark black cloud.<\/p>\n

Loads of people have passed comment on it today, but it was all killed off by one poster who said “Everyone banging on about weird light and a strange orange glow in the sky clearly didn’t spend the 1970s in Teesside”.<\/p>\n

It’s this Storm Ophelia that is doing it, a storm named after Ophelia, the daughter of that Labour politician Ed Balls, and I’ll bet that it will take you a minute or two to think about that. <\/p>\n

He was famous for writing a speech for Gordon Clown, the-then Prime Minister, which prompted William Hague, leader of the Tory Party in Opposition, to rise from his seat and say “that sppech – typical Labour, it’s all Balls”. <\/p>\n

The storm isn’t though. Half of BUT was closed off while they were dealing with something big and heavy that had come crashing down through the roof into the shop during the night.<\/p>\n

During my night though, I went on my travels again. But I don’t remember where and it wasn’t for long because it was almost 02:00 before I ended up in bed. Jet-lag strikes again, I reckon.<\/p>\n

The alarm went off at 06:00 but I was … errr … somewhat tardy in leaving my stinking pit.<\/p>\n

LIDL was the first port of call for me today. And here I did the usual shopping, but plenty of it seeing as I’d let the stocks run down somewhat. It was the same story in Auchan.<\/p>\n

In bewteen the two, I went to BUT, negotiating the debris in the store. The stuff in there was better quality and better price than in the Auchan and I was almost ready to sign on the dotted line. <\/p>\n

Almost.<\/p>\n

I asked if they had a delivery service and installation service and if they took away the old appliances, which they did. But it’s not free.<\/p>\n

“It’s \u20ac30:00” siad the guy in the shop.
\n“Per delivery?”
\n“No, per appliance”. And they are bringing in three and taking out two.<\/p>\n

So “sodomisez \u00e7a pour un jeu de soldats<\/em>” as they say around here. We need a Plan B.<\/p>\n

But Plan B won’t be the Auchan as their stuff is rubbish.<\/p>\n

And here’s a thing. <\/p>\n

After months of hassling, the Bio-Coop is now starting to sell Vegan cheese. It’s not the best by any means, but it’s a start and it goes to show you the power of persuasion. You’ll remember that I did the same at Amaranthe in Montlucon.<\/p>\n

So I bought some, and some sausages. And that also meant pizza for tea seeing as how I’d missed out on Sunday.<\/p>\n

I half-unloaded Caliburn and then I had to go for a sit-down for … errr … a while. That meant a very late lunch. And a bit of desultory tidying up – not very much of that.<\/p>\n

Right now I’m feeling the strain so it may well be an early night for me. I’ll be like this for a week or so until I find my rhythm. <\/p>\n

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