{"id":9576,"date":"2017-08-09T07:35:41","date_gmt":"2017-08-09T07:35:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=9576"},"modified":"2017-08-09T07:35:41","modified_gmt":"2017-08-09T07:35:41","slug":"tuesday-8th-august-2017-brain-of-britain-strikes-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=9576","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday 8th August 2017 &#8211; BRAIN OF BRITAIN STRIKES AGAIN!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had to go to the Bank this morning. And as I was running a little low on fruit and stuff I decided to make a list and go to the fruit shop in town and pick up a <em>baguette<\/em> while I was there.<\/p>\n<p>So down I strolled, picked up my fruit, picked up my <em>baguette<\/em> &#8211; and then came straight back up here having forgotten all about the bank! <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll just have to go another time, won&#8217;t I?<\/p>\n<p>Bu I don&#8217;t think much of the fruit shop though. It&#8217;s quite expensive and the quality is nowhere near as good as in the Leclerc.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still not getting the hang of this sleeping thing though. 02:30 when I went to bed last night and awake after just 4 hours and 28 minutes of sleep, of which 3 hours and 58 minutes was restful sleep and the other 29 minutes was restless. Maths is clearly not the strongest suit of my Fitbit, is it?<\/p>\n<p>A minor crisis in which I have run out of muesli, but I&#8217;m not making a batch just for a couple of days. Luckily there&#8217;s a packet loitering around here from when I was living in &#8220;digs&#8221;. That&#8217;l do until I go.<\/p>\n<p>And talking of going, I&#8217;ve been synchronising the computers today. Regular readers of this rubbish will recall that I bought a new laptop in the sales in June. I still have the old one, slow that it is, because of its light weight and extraordinary battery life. That will be coming with me on my travels.<\/p>\n<p>Despite being the worst, slowest computer that I&#8217;ve ever owned, it&#8217;s done some sterling service and been on some incredible travels. And it will be on some more too. The synchronisation isn&#8217;t finished, but I&#8217;ll be dealing with that on Friday.<\/p>\n<p>Not possible to go for lunch on the wall today. Every time one sets foot outside one&#8217;s apartment one is drenched with a squall of rain.<\/p>\n<p>This afternoon I was on my travels again. I&#8217;d been invited for tea <em>chez<\/em> Liz and Terry as a pre-holiday treat.<\/p>\n<p>Having had a shower to make myself look pretty (hence the Fitbit stats &#8211; I charge it up while I&#8217;m under the shower), I took the opportunity of <\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>going to the railway station to pick up the railway tickets for Saturday (you can&#8217;t trust these machines to work when you need them).<br \/>\nThat was exciting because there was nowhere to park (I pinched a car hire space in the end) and also because the machine wouldn&#8217;t give me the tickets either without the bank card that I used to order them.<br \/>\n&#8220;See the clerk in the ticket office&#8221; said the machine. And so I did. And she asked me for my bank card too.<br \/>\nRegular readers of this rubbish will recall me being stranded in Arizona in 2002 when a bank card was &#8220;suspended due to unusual transactions &#8211; and so now I have six different cards &#8211; and so we had quite a performance trying to decide which the card that I had used.<br \/>\nEventually we sorted it out and I went outside to be greeted by the manager of the car hire concession and we had words.<\/li>\n<li>going to Centrakor to buy some luggage labels. All luggage has to be fully-labelled these days and my suitcase &#8211; would you believe &#8211; does not have a luggage label supplied. At that price too!<br \/>\nSo I bought a pack of flourescent lime-green ones. They&#8217;ll stand out on a baggage carousel.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>But the traffic through the town was horrendous. One of these huge mobile home things driven by a novice having difficulty in manoeuvring through the streets. And so much time at the railway station that I was stuck in the rush hour and it took ages to move through the town. <\/p>\n<p>Liz had made vegan burgers, which went down nicely with chips and peas, followed by fruit salad and vegan chocolate cake (and a doggy-bag for me). Liz let me borrow her printer to print off my flight tickets too, so that&#8217;s all sorted out. <\/p>\n<p>But I was struggling to keep awake all evening so I made my excuses and left. No walk this evening &#8211; it was pelting down outside so I sat down to do wome work on the laptop.<\/p>\n<p>But having fallen asleep three times in the middle of a couple of keystrokes, I gave it up and went to bed. <\/p>\n<p>Totally wasted.  \t<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-9576 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='9576' data-nonce='735c0713c9' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-9576 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style1 unlike-9576 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='9576' data-nonce='735c0713c9' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-9576 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-9576 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to go to the Bank this morning. And as I was running a little low on fruit and stuff I decided to make a list and go to the fruit shop in town and pick up a baguette while I was there. 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