{"id":957,"date":"2010-02-14T22:49:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-14T22:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=957"},"modified":"2017-06-29T07:26:55","modified_gmt":"2017-06-29T07:26:55","slug":"weve-still-got-tons-of-snow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=957","title":{"rendered":"Sunday 14th February 2010 &#8211; We&#8217;ve still got tons of snow &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; even if nothing much has fallen within the last 24 hours. I only had to breathe on the solar panels and the light scattering of snow blew away. Hot stuff am I, what?<\/p>\n<p>So after a &#8230; errr &#8230; leisurely breakfast I came back up here and swotted up on French building permits and so on. I can tell you everything that there is to know about it &#8211; including the fact that I can erect a statue of 11.99 metres height and 39.99 cubic metres volume in my garden without planning permission! Dunno about you but my imagination is working overtime. Just think of it &#8211; Turdi de Hatred, Caligula and Her Horse, Pol Pot&#8217;s Sibling, Andy Pandy and Aunt Ada Doom (and whatsisname that she saw in the woodshed) 11.99 metres high and right next to the <span>beichstuhl<\/span>! I could have hours of endless fun with all of that.<\/p>\n<p>Works of art are also covered by that exemption and that gives me enormous scope. When you think of Tracey Eminem&#8217;s unmade bed being exhibited at the Hate Gallery I&#8217;m sure that my verandah and its contents would be covered by this. And when you think that the disorder that I can create even in an empty room, well just imagine it &#8211; &#8220;<span>no, this object 11.99 metres high and 39.99 cubic metres volume is not a new house &#8211; it&#8217;s next year&#8217;s hot favourite for the Turnip Prize!<\/span>&#8221; In any case, anything that I ever build is certainly a work of art and people come from miles around to gaze in bewilderment at my efforts.<\/p>\n<p>This afternoon I went down to Liz and Terry&#8217;s to discuss this programme. Julie should have come with me (she&#8217;s our first guest) but she&#8217;s snowed (or rather iced) in. This is one of the perils that you have to risk when you buy a house by a bridge alongside a river &#8211; the only way out is upwards and with the gorges around here being so steep, if they don&#8217;t grit the roads then you are stuck.<\/p>\n<p>So I went on my own instead &#8211; but not that I minded, it just meant more vegan fruit cake for me! Down to Pionsat was &#8230; errr &#8230; interesting but the D227 between Pionsat and St Gervais was clear even over the Font Nanaud. From St Gervais to Liz and Terry&#8217;s was also exciting.<\/p>\n<p>So having done what we could I came back. And that was even more exciting as it was trying to snow down there. But I encountered two snowplough-gritters so they are taking it seriously for Monday morning&#8217;s commuter traffic. It&#8217;s also forecast bright sunny weather too for tomorrow but as you know I have my suspicions about that kind of thing.<\/p>\n<p>And Claude&#8217;s removal is postponed again. His son never came up and so nothing has been packed. 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I only had to breathe on the solar panels and the light scattering of snow blew away. Hot stuff am I, what? 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