{"id":95,"date":"2012-10-13T21:34:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-13T21:34:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=95"},"modified":"2017-07-11T10:57:52","modified_gmt":"2017-07-11T10:57:52","slug":"i-didnt-manage-my-day-at-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=95","title":{"rendered":"Saturday 13th October 2012 &#8211; I DIDN&#8217;T MANAGE &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; my quiet day at home today. It all went wrong from the very beginning.<\/p>\n<p>The <i>boulang\u00e8re<\/i> forgot to come this morning so in one swell foop I&#8217;ve gone from having far too much bread to not having enough.<\/p>\n<p>That prompted a quick visit into Pionsat to stock up with bread, and to hope that the <i>boulang\u00e8re<\/i> remembers me on Tuesday<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, despite being considerably sidetracked all throughout today what with one thing and another, I managed to finish the Additional Notes for the radio programmes for the month of November. <\/p>\n<p>With the Rock Programme notes already completed, I just need to choose a main text for the November programmes. There&#8217;s probably enough in the pipeline already actually but it&#8217;s as well to be sure. And when that&#8217;s completed I can start writing the Christmas Special<\/p>\n<p>As there was no football tonight, I had a little pause and watched a football match on the computer. Now, Oldham Athletic? Isn&#8217;t that another good oxymoron? It&#8217;s almost as good as British Intelligence or Government Service.<\/p>\n<p>However, not to be outdone, surfing the internet I discovered that the football in the Creuse is organised slightly differently than in the Auvergne, and there are league matches this weekend, not Cup matches. <\/p>\n<p>And if that wasn&#8217;t enough, Auzance&#8217;s 2nd XI was at home against Dontreix-Chard in the 3rd Division.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s probably 15 years since I&#8217;ve been to Auzances and seeing as I think that I should get out more often (a sentiment with which many regular readers of this rubbish will agree) I set off into the unknown.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lesguis.com\/images\/1210\/1210018.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lesguis.com\/images\/1210\/1210018.jpg\" alt=\"auzances football dontreix chard creuse france\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\"\/><\/a>Quite a charming stadium in a nice urban setting, in what looked as if it might at one time have been an old quarry.<\/p>\n<p>But the match itself was total rubbish. Dontreix-Chard were awful, but Auzances were even worse.<\/p>\n<p>Even FC Pionsat St Hilaire&#8217;s 3rd Xi could have taken on both of these teams simultaneously and held their own &#8211; and everyone else&#8217;s too &#8211; quite comfortably, I reckon.<br clear=\"both\"><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lesguis.com\/images\/1210\/1210019.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lesguis.com\/images\/1210\/1210019.jpg\" alt=\"auzances football dontreix chard creuse france\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\"\/><\/a>4-2 it finished to Dontreix, and the big mystery was how come Dontreix-Chard managed to let Auzances score twice.<\/p>\n<p>Dontreix-Chard&#8217;s fourth goal was a calamity that came out of absolutely nowhere. <\/p>\n<p>3-2 down in the dying minutes and having Dontreix-Chard (surprisingly) under the cosh, Auzances win a corner. It&#8217;s everyone forward, and even the Auzances goalkeeper decides to go up.<\/p>\n<p>However, as he is about three-quarters of the way upfield, his team-mates take the kick, not having seen him advancing. <\/p>\n<p>The Dontreix players have seen him though, and when they win possession it&#8217;s the long ball right upfield over the Auzances keeper&#8217;s head, and Goodnight Vienna.<\/p>\n<p>The Auzances keeper throws down his gloves and storms off the field &#8211; &#8220;I&#8217;m not playing with you guys any more&#8221;. Reminded me of Roxanne at Primary School when she was about 7 or 8.<br clear=\"both\"><\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a pizzeria right next to the ground, and so I treated myself to a take-away &#8211; second weekend in succession after all of these years of doing without. After all, it&#8217;s a 35-minute drive back home and who feels like cooking at 22:45? <\/p>\n<p>And a nice pizza it was too, especially the spicy oil dressing<\/p>\n<p>But never mind the Combrailles &#8211; how about the Creuse for The Land That Time Forgot? On the D988 out of Pionsat through St Hilaire and St Maurice pr\u00e8s Pionsat, it&#8217;s a nice two-lane blacktop with clear white lines &#8211; a reasonably fast road considering the terrain. <\/p>\n<p>But cross over the border into the Creuze &#8211; it&#8217;s like the lane up to my house from the bottom road. Narrow, grey gravel, no centre markings, potholes and patches. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a whole world of difference. It&#8217;s just like turning the clock back 25 years, which is astonishing considering that here in the Combrailles we are 100 years behind the times. \u00a0 <\/p>\n<p>I forgot to mention that I put out the washing today to let it dry off, and this time I did bring it in before I went out. 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It all went wrong from the very beginning. The boulang\u00e8re forgot to come this morning so in one swell foop I&#8217;ve gone from having far too much bread to not having enough. That prompted a quick visit into Pionsat to stock up with bread, and to hope that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,38,9309,40,4507,48,1616,258,53,69,1812],"tags":[5284,7081,3157,713,6244,9314,9312,2560,5278,5277,5287,8296,5565,9313,5366,9310,9311,255,5307,286,1936,1813,2212,502],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-auzances","category-creuze","category-d988","category-dontreix-chard","category-eric-hall-2","category-football","category-france","category-les-guis","category-pionsat","category-st-hilaire","category-st-maurice","tag-auzances","tag-boulangerie","tag-christmas-special","tag-combrailles","tag-creuse","tag-d988","tag-dontreix-chard","tag-eric-hall","tag-fc-pionsat-st-hilaire","tag-fcpsh","tag-football","tag-forgot-bread","tag-france","tag-land-that-time-forgot","tag-les-guis","tag-oldham-athletic","tag-oxymoron","tag-pionsat-2","tag-radio-anglais","tag-rainstorm","tag-st-hilaire-pres-pionsat","tag-st-maurice-pres-pionsat","tag-vegetarian-pizza","tag-washing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9025,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions\/9025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}