{"id":9452,"date":"2011-12-05T23:09:10","date_gmt":"2011-12-05T23:09:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=9452"},"modified":"2017-07-22T09:58:18","modified_gmt":"2017-07-22T09:58:18","slug":"monday-5th-december-2011-up-with-the-cock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=9452","title":{"rendered":"Monday 5th December 2011 &#8211; UP WITH THE COCK &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; this morning. <\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s enough about my personal habits, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>This morning I was awake bright and early (for me, anyway) and after a rushed breakfast Caliburn and I hit the road for Montlucon, the Auchan, and the new computer which I had mentioned yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>Mind you, on the way to the Auchan I had another think. <\/p>\n<p>I remember that it had always been my plan at one time to buy one of these small notebook computers for travelling &#8211; lightweight, extremely portable, and the battery lasts for hours.<\/p>\n<p>Not much in the way of facilities, but back at home, have an external screen, DVD recorder, mouse and keyboard for when I\u2019m working at my desk. And had I not had a similar emergency in the UK last time, that would have been exactly what I would have done as well. <\/p>\n<p>Musing on this thought, I wandered around the <em>informatique<\/em> section of the Auchan where they had a the huge selection of notebooks. One thing that caught my eye was an Acer Aspire 1 \u2013 500GB of hard drive and 4gb of RAM, on offer at just \u20ac299. <\/p>\n<p>Further enquiries revealed that they were sold out and there was only the display model left. And if I would take that, they would do me 10% off. Do bears go to picnics in the woods?<\/p>\n<p>So now I\u2019m the owner of a new lightweight notebook and a new keyboard. And believe it or not, there\u2019s a DVD reader somewhere around here. There\u2019s also a flat-screen that works off 12-volt over there on the bench, a mouse and an external keyboard somewhere too.<\/p>\n<p>So I returned back here ready to start to work on my new toy, and the blasted internet is down.<\/p>\n<p>Now there&#8217;s a surprise!<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-9452 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='9452' data-nonce='e2048ffcf6' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-9452 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style1 unlike-9452 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='9452' data-nonce='e2048ffcf6' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-9452 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-9452 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; this morning. But that&#8217;s enough about my personal habits, isn&#8217;t it? This morning I was awake bright and early (for me, anyway) and after a rushed breakfast Caliburn and I hit the road for Montlucon, the Auchan, and the new computer which I had mentioned yesterday. Mind you, on the way to the Auchan [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[478,4507,1616,258,91],"tags":[3065,5396,5381,2482,2560,5565,2671,5366,277,5482,619],"class_list":["post-9452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-auchan","category-eric-hall-2","category-france","category-les-guis","category-montlucon","tag-acer-aspire","tag-auchan","tag-caliburn","tag-early-start","tag-eric-hall","tag-france","tag-laptop","tag-les-guis","tag-montlucon-2","tag-new-computer","tag-no-internet"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9452"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9452\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9453,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9452\/revisions\/9453"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}