{"id":9357,"date":"2011-05-09T23:20:21","date_gmt":"2011-05-09T23:20:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=9357"},"modified":"2017-07-18T20:20:52","modified_gmt":"2017-07-18T20:20:52","slug":"monday-9th-may-2011-i-was-chased","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=9357","title":{"rendered":"Monday 9th May 2011 &#8211; I WAS CHASED &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; around the bedroom this morning.<\/p>\n<p>And not by Percy Penguin (who doesn&#8217;t feature in these pages half as often as she deserves) either, but by a blasted hornet.<\/p>\n<p>And at 07:3 too. Does it have no respect?<\/p>\n<p>Yes, the blasted thing found its way in all right, but could it heck find its way out. And so it decided to awaken me. And by a few of the things that I said to it, you&#8217;ll understand the definition of &#8220;a rude awakening&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>So having had an early start, I was able to have a good crack at things in here and be out in the garden as early as 11:15. That&#8217;s not something that happens every day either.<\/p>\n<p>I managed a really good day in there too and accomplished quite a lot. I even managed to have a little shower too &#8211; and it would have been a big one had the water not run out &#8211; Brain of Britain having forgotten to fill it the last time.<\/p>\n<p>So a nice, reasonably-clean me headed off to the Anglo-French group.<\/p>\n<p>Back here though, my blog host is down for maintenance. So you age going to have to wait until tomorrow to read this rubbish, aren&#8217;t you?<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-9357 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='9357' data-nonce='444bd46a5d' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-9357 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style1 unlike-9357 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='9357' data-nonce='444bd46a5d' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-9357 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-9357 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; around the bedroom this morning. And not by Percy Penguin (who doesn&#8217;t feature in these pages half as often as she deserves) either, but by a blasted hornet. And at 07:3 too. Does it have no respect? Yes, the blasted thing found its way in all right, but could it heck find its way [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4507,1616,258],"tags":[382,1104,2482,2560,5565,390,2012,6927,206,5366,301,462],"class_list":["post-9357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eric-hall-2","category-france","category-les-guis","tag-anglo-french-group","tag-blog","tag-early-start","tag-eric-hall","tag-france","tag-gardening","tag-heated-shower","tag-hornet","tag-httpwww-erichall-eu","tag-les-guis","tag-percy-penguin","tag-shower"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9357"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9358,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9357\/revisions\/9358"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}