{"id":899,"date":"2010-04-08T01:11:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-08T01:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=899"},"modified":"2016-05-30T16:21:41","modified_gmt":"2016-05-30T16:21:41","slug":"think-of-a-phrase-that-contains","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=899","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday 7th April 2010 &#8211; Think of a phrase that contains &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; the words &#8220;booze-up&#8221; and &#8220;brewery&#8221; &#8211; and we aren&#8217;t talking about the Open University Students&#8217; Association either!<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I thought that incompetence at its most stunning inefficiency could only be reached in the hands of that august body but I am fast changing my opinion. I have been reliably informed by one of my &#8220;moles on various committees&#8221; that this week&#8217;s radio programme was the one for the 1st week of March &#8211; the radio station appears to have thrown the wrong version onto the cutting room floor and gone with the one we discarded which is now 5 weeks out of date.<\/p>\n<p>And that isn&#8217;t all either. I&#8217;ve been given a task to undertake by the footy club which requires them to send in a form. So I&#8217;ve been waiting 3 weeks and it&#8217;s not made it there yet. I obtained a duplicate and I rang up the President of the club about completing it &#8211; the deadline is Friday &#8211; but I got the answerphone so I left a message.<\/p>\n<p>No callback by the time I went to training, so never mind &#8211; I&#8217;ll see the President&#8217;s son down at the ground. But down at the ground there were just 4 of us, and we were locked out of the stadium. It appears that the trainer has given the players the night off so that they can watch the footy on the box.<\/p>\n<p>Unbelievable, isn&#8217;t it? Last Wednesday they were rained off; last Friday was someone&#8217;s birthday; today there&#8217;s something better on the box. And all the teams are struggling right now and need a change of fortune. Fitness is a big issue with the teams &#8211; watch them drop off the pace in the last 15 minutes &#8211; but the trainer cancels the training session. Stand by for a right spannering on Saturday and Sunday.<\/p>\n<p>I did a couple of laps around the field and then came home. The President eventually rang me back at 21:00 and I explained the situation. &#8220;I&#8217;ll ring up the secretary right now and call you straight back&#8221;. It&#8217;s now 02:30 and guess what?<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s not all doom and gloom. You remember my action photo from the footy 10 days ago? Well the local rag has published it. It might only be <i>La Montagne<\/i> but it&#8217;s still nice to see my name in lights and it&#8217;s another addition to the portfolio. And Claude came back from his holiday in the <i>Midi<\/i> so we had coffee on the <i>terrasse<\/i>. We could do that because there was a moment when the rain stopped. After me crowing about the good weather yesterday it p155ed down for most of the day. But in between the showers I dug out a few more treestumps.<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow morning I&#8217;ll be starting to build the new megacloche. The afternoon will be spent at a talk on the history of the area of La Cellette. Marianne wants me to meet the organiser.<\/p>\n<p>And 02:30 in the morning? This 3D program has taken hold of me. My two characters have now made it to the beach with a herd of wild rhinocerous hot on their heels. I shall be scanning the world-wide web tomorrow evening to see if I can find a freeware boat otherwise my little animation will come to a premature end.<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-899 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='899' data-nonce='71576ea51e' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-899 lc'>+3<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style1 unlike-899 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='899' data-nonce='71576ea51e' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-899 unlc'>-2<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-899 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; the words &#8220;booze-up&#8221; and &#8220;brewery&#8221; &#8211; and we aren&#8217;t talking about the Open University Students&#8217; Association either! Yes, I thought that incompetence at its most stunning inefficiency could only be reached in the hands of that august body but I am fast changing my opinion. 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