{"id":890,"date":"2010-04-16T23:16:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-16T23:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=890"},"modified":"2016-06-09T08:49:37","modified_gmt":"2016-06-09T08:49:37","slug":"i-must-be-off-my-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=890","title":{"rendered":"Friday 16th April 2010 &#8211; I must be off my head."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bet you have been wondering what I&#8217;ve been doing going to Clermont Ferrand every Friday evening and what is the real reason behind my sudden quest for fitness. The truth is that a couple of months ago I saw a course advertised on a website and being a keen follower of further education and broadening my sphere of knowledge, I decided that I would talk my way onto it.<\/p>\n<p>And sure enough I did, and I&#8217;ve been on this course for six weeks and I am now, would you believe it, a fully-qualified French football referee. I reckoned that seeing as I have more than a passing interest in football and I go to as many local matches as I can, I would take something of a more active role in the sport. If I were really honest about it I&#8217;m in no state to actually play and so refereeing would be a suitable role. And it&#8217;s also an unusual qualification to have, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>Many people had to study hard and take this examination, but not me of course. My route to the top was somewhat easier &#8211;<br \/>1) They enquired if my parents were married at the time of my birth<br \/>and on hearing that the answer was no &#8212;<br \/>2) They gave me an eyesight test<br \/>which I promptly failed &#8230;<br \/>and so I was passed straight through and didn&#8217;t have to sit this 2-hour exam consisting of 44 video extracts of matches and asked several questions on each extract.<\/p>\n<p>Today I did some work up here until about 12:30 and then I started to tidy up in the garden now that work has finished there. This afternoon I had a good go at tidying Caliburn and I have the cab quite clean and tidy.<\/p>\n<p>But I still can&#8217;t find my mobile phone and I&#8217;ve no idea where it is that I have left it.<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-890 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='890' data-nonce='1434294c67' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-890 lc'>+3<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style1 unlike-890 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='890' data-nonce='1434294c67' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-890 unlc'>-1<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-890 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bet you have been wondering what I&#8217;ve been doing going to Clermont Ferrand every Friday evening and what is the real reason behind my sudden quest for fitness. The truth is that a couple of months ago I saw a course advertised on a website and being a keen follower of further education and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[22,4507,1616,258],"tags":[5381,5275,2560,5565,390,5366,4856,320],"class_list":["post-890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-clermont-ferrand","category-eric-hall-2","category-france","category-les-guis","tag-caliburn","tag-clermont-ferrand","tag-eric-hall","tag-france","tag-gardening","tag-les-guis","tag-referee","tag-tidying-up"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=890"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6213,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/890\/revisions\/6213"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}