{"id":7911,"date":"2017-05-21T19:09:20","date_gmt":"2017-05-21T19:09:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=7911"},"modified":"2017-05-21T19:09:20","modified_gmt":"2017-05-21T19:09:20","slug":"sunday-21st-may-2017-five-minutes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=7911","title":{"rendered":"Sunday 21st May 2017 &#8211; FIVE MINUTES &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; under the grill, five minutes with the microwave, and one minute with both of them combined. That&#8217;s how I cooked my pizza this evening and while the base was very soggy (as you might expect) it was cooked and the toppings were done to a turn. I&#8217;m not going to improve in this, I reckon &#8211; at least, not until I buy a real oven and that might be something of a problem because a couple of people have told me about the electrical requirements that the apartment wiring needs &#8211; and it simply doesn&#8217;t have them.<\/p>\n<p>Sunday is a lie-in of course, and so I valiantly resisted the temptation to leap energetically out of bed as soon as I awoke. In fact, by the time I could no longer stand it and crawled out of my stinking pit, it was &#8230; err &#8230; 07:05. My lie-in had lasted all of five minutes.<\/p>\n<p>But Sunday is also a Day of Rest and so rest I did. The most strenuous thing that I did was to have a shave and a shower, although cleaning the table-cloth was a very close second. And for most of the day I mooched around cleaning up the laptop.<\/p>\n<p>With the weather being so nice, I went out at lunchtime and sat on the wall on the other side of the headland overlooking the port. Here, I ate my butties and read my book for a while. I went for a little stroll afterwards, but not for long.<\/p>\n<p>And that, dear reader, is the summary of my day.<\/p>\n<p>I did have a chat with Liz on the internet, and I&#8217;ve done the washing-up too, and now I&#8217;m sitting with my feet up and a book by my side. <\/p>\n<p>Today is finished and tomorrow is another day. I hope that the weather will be as nice as this one.<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-7911 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='7911' data-nonce='ae3aa6de65' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-7911 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style1 unlike-7911 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='7911' data-nonce='ae3aa6de65' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-7911 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-7911 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; under the grill, five minutes with the microwave, and one minute with both of them combined. That&#8217;s how I cooked my pizza this evening and while the base was very soggy (as you might expect) it was cooked and the toppings were done to a turn. I&#8217;m not going to improve in this, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4507,1616,8571,7876],"tags":[3484,2560,5565,8581,1731,261,7891,462,5164],"class_list":["post-7911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-eric-hall-2","category-france","category-granville","category-place-darmes","tag-broken-laptop","tag-eric-hall","tag-france","tag-granville","tag-lie-in","tag-liz-terry-messenger","tag-place-darmes","tag-shower","tag-vegan-pizza"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7911"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7912,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7911\/revisions\/7912"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}