{"id":5428,"date":"2016-03-05T18:53:44","date_gmt":"2016-03-05T18:53:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=5428"},"modified":"2016-03-06T07:25:24","modified_gmt":"2016-03-06T07:25:24","slug":"saturday-5th-march-2016-that-blasted-nurse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=5428","title":{"rendered":"Saturday 5th March 2016 &#8211; THAT BLASTED NURSE &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; forgot me yet again this morning!<\/p>\n<p>And there I was, deep in the arms of Morpheus, miles from anywhere on this planet when the alarm went off. And I struggled downstairs pretty quickly, remembering the other day how I had been <em>pris au d\u00e9pourvu<\/em> in my nightie by the nurse and vowing not to repeat that ever again. <\/p>\n<p>And then after breakfast, I waited &#8230; and waited &#8230; and waited. And then that was that. I gave it up and went and sat down in the living room feeling rather annoyed. I could have had a wonderful lie-in for a change had I known that he wasn&#8217;t going to come.<\/p>\n<p>So where was I then when I was away with the fairies? <\/p>\n<p>I was actually off again playing cricket last night &#8211; something that I&#8217;ve done on one or two occasions just recently. And if you remember, I did say that if ever I were to be invited to play cricket for a team, it would be as a wicket-keeper before anything else. Certainly not my bowling, which is what I was doing last night. And my bowling was, as you might expect, pretty wayward but somehow it kept confusing the opposition and I ended up taking more than my fair share of wickets. One ball went hopelessly wide but the batsman waved an unnecessary wand at it and top-edged it down to a rather short long-on. Another ball that I sent down was a rather inviting dolly and received exactly what it deserved. It flashed past me and I just instinctively stuck out my right hand and much to the batsman&#8217;s dismay and everyone else&#8217;s (including my) astonishment, I caught it. and this meant that the batting team was all out for 66, which was quite a cause for celebration.  <\/p>\n<p>And then I missed the celebrations because the alarm clock went off.<\/p>\n<p>What I&#8217;ve done today is to update my Open Office to the latest version. When I bought this laptop last year, I downloaded the current version but when I came to use the spell-checker today I found that I had forgotten to download it. And that led to the upgrade &#8211; together with the new spell-checker.<\/p>\n<p>And once the spell-checker had been installed, then do you remember all of the dictaphone notes that I was transcribing over the last month or so? Then I spell-checked all of the Canada notes and now they are ready for the next stage of the process &#8211; viz. the tying in of the notes to the relevant photos that I took while I was over there on my travels.<\/p>\n<p>We had a lovely surprise as well this afternoon. The beautiful smells coming from the kitchen turned out to be Liz&#8217;s first attempt at making home-made banana muffins (made, of course, with home-made bananas), vegan of course. And they were beautiful, especially with a nice hot coffee. Sitting inside with warm oven-fresh banana muffins and hot coffee watching the snow-storm that was raging outside was really pleasant.<\/p>\n<p>So I don&#8217;t know what is going to happen now. The nurse is yet to arrive and it&#8217;s starting to be late &#8211; at least for me these days anyway. I&#8217;ll be going for my post-prandial perambulation in a minute and then I&#8217;ll be off to bed, whether he comes or not. <\/p>\n<p>And even as we speak, the nurse turns up. 30 minutes late but there we are.<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-5428 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='5428' data-nonce='eb71725199' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-5428 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style1 unlike-5428 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='5428' data-nonce='eb71725199' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-5428 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-5428 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; forgot me yet again this morning! And there I was, deep in the arms of Morpheus, miles from anywhere on this planet when the alarm went off. And I struggled downstairs pretty quickly, remembering the other day how I had been pris au d\u00e9pourvu in my nightie by the nurse and vowing not to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,4507,1616,330,307],"tags":[1624,212,2560,5565,261,6342,5377,1569,6343],"class_list":["post-5428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dream","category-eric-hall-2","category-france","category-liz_terry-messenger","category-sauret-besserve","tag-canada-2","tag-dream","tag-eric-hall","tag-france","tag-liz-terry-messenger","tag-open-office","tag-sauret-besserve","tag-snow","tag-vegan-banana-muffins"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5428"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5428\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5429,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5428\/revisions\/5429"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}