{"id":5381,"date":"2016-02-15T19:21:52","date_gmt":"2016-02-15T19:21:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=5381"},"modified":"2016-02-15T19:21:52","modified_gmt":"2016-02-15T19:21:52","slug":"monday-15th-february-2016-what-a-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=5381","title":{"rendered":"Monday 15th February 2016 &#8211; WHAT A NIGHT!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night was definitely, to coin a well-worn football phrase, a night of two halves. I was in bed early watching one of the series of films  of the &#8220;Three Mesquiteers&#8221;, a series that was heavily parodied in <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/gp\/product\/B00004Z2YX\/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;camp=1634&#038;creative=19450&#038;creativeASIN=B00004Z2YX&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;tag=erichall-21\">The Three Amigos!<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ir-uk.amazon-adsystem.com\/e\/ir?t=erichall-21&#038;l=as2&#038;o=2&#038;a=B00004Z2YX\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/> but afterwards, I just couldn&#8217;t doze off to sleep. I was awake for hours. By the time 01:30 came round, I was in agony too. I told you a day or so ago that I was really feeling uncomfortable in my stomach, and the feeling had developed right through the night until it was unbearable.<\/p>\n<p>In the end, I staggered off down the corridor to the porcelain horse and this is where it all starts to become vulgar, because if &#8230; errr &#8230; flatulence had been a recognised sport, I would have comfortably won an Olympic Gold Medal.<\/p>\n<p>Strangely (or maybe not), I felt so much better afterwards and even managed a decent sleep, of which I remember almost nothing at all. But I do recall some kind of preoccupation that the nursing staff at the hospital had with all of this. A couple of times per day they would ask me if I had &#8230; errr &#8230; made any gas recently. Clearly, in the nature of post-operative care, that kind of thing is quite important, and after last night&#8217;s effort I can now understand why.<\/p>\n<p>This was like something out of &#8220;Kez&#8221;, which is quite surprising because that is a film that I have never ever seen, so how would I know? I can&#8217;t remember too much now about what was actually happening but what I do remember was that I was having an aerial view of what was going on, actually as if I had been the kestrel that was flying above the scene. It was all rather disorientating.<\/p>\n<p>We had the nurse this morning, and my blood count has gone down again &#8211; to just 9.8. I&#8217;m hugely disappointed by that but then again, if it&#8217;s too early to be glad about the positive news from Thursday&#8217;s test, then it&#8217;s too early to be sad about today&#8217;s. I have to bear in mind that if someone had offered me 9.8 as a permanent figure after my operation, I would have been glad to take it, given some of the dire results beforehand. Don&#8217;t forget that I haven&#8217;t had any &#8220;extra&#8221; blood for well over a week.<\/p>\n<p>We also had a heavy snowfall too. The temperature has been teetering around freezing point for most of the day so it was really only like slushy rain, I suppose, and while it looked as if it was so impressive, it melted away almost as soon as it landed. It will be interesting to see what happens overnight &#8211; I have to go back to hospital tomorrow.<\/p>\n<p>The snowfall didn&#8217;t stop a visitor arriving. To save Liz the trouble of going out, one of her pupils came here and had a two-hour lesson. It was interesting for me to overhear what was being discussed as I&#8217;d never previously really sat in on a lesson.<\/p>\n<p>For tea I had a beautiful bean pasta-bake with grated cheese. Gorgeous, it was. What was even nicer was the vegan ice-cream. That&#8217;s still just a little short on shop-quality as far as the smoothness goes (which is no surprise seeing that we aren&#8217;t set up here for an industrial operation) but as far as the taste goes, it was excellent and Liz can be proud of herself. It&#8217;s the third batch that she has made, all of which have been through trial-and-error, and each time there&#8217;s a major improvement.<\/p>\n<p>I shall be really sorry when I have to go home.<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-5381 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='5381' data-nonce='735c0713c9' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-5381 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style1 unlike-5381 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='5381' data-nonce='735c0713c9' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-5381 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-5381 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night was definitely, to coin a well-worn football phrase, a night of two halves. I was in bed early watching one of the series of films of the &#8220;Three Mesquiteers&#8221;, a series that was heavily parodied in The Three Amigos! but afterwards, I just couldn&#8217;t doze off to sleep. I was awake for hours. 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