{"id":5365,"date":"2016-02-09T10:24:43","date_gmt":"2016-02-09T10:24:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=5365"},"modified":"2016-02-09T10:24:43","modified_gmt":"2016-02-09T10:24:43","slug":"monday-8th-february-2016-decent-food-at-last","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=5365","title":{"rendered":"Monday 8th February 2016 &#8211; DECENT FOOD AT LAST!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes folks, I&#8217;ve been discharged &#8211; or released &#8211; or expelled. Make up your own minds. Liz came to pick me up at about 17:00 and that was that. <\/p>\n<p>I felt every single bump in the road on the way back, which is not surprising seeing that I still have my stitches in and I&#8217;m sore all over. but it was well worth it for a plate of pasta and mushrooms in a spicy sauce. You&#8217;ve absolutely no idea just how disgusting hospital food is. It&#8217;s so bad that it made me feel quite nostalgic for school dinners. <\/p>\n<p>I had an early night afterwards &#8211; we&#8217;ve had enough excitement for one day.<\/p>\n<p>Especially with what was going on during the night. I can&#8217;t remember now who I was with but there were four of us &#8211; a couple of whom were kids &#8211; and we were in an old black Morris 6-cylinder, the type that had a bodyshell that resembled an overgrown Morris Minor. We&#8217;d seen a small brick-built outbuilding built into a brick wall and so we parked the car to go to look in the building. It was full of bicycles, old French mopeds of the 1950s and an early 1950s Lambretta scooter, the type with the twin seats. However, I hadn&#8217;t set the brake properly on the car and it started to follow us down the hill. It hit a fence post and slewed across the road to the other side, facing the other way, just missing a car that had been following it. I went off for a wander and discovered a big medieval church a little farther around so I went in. It was actually an Abbey church belonging to a monastery where all of the monks wore white habits (are these the Cistercians?). When I left the monastery, I too was wearing a white habit and I was on my way, on foot, to another place 32 kilometres away. At least, I was planning to go on foot or maybe to find a lift <em>en route<\/em> but for some reason I kept on finding myself behind the wheel of different vehicles. I was passing through Spalding (although I don&#8217;t recall it as being anything like any part of Spalding that I know). At a set of traffic lights at a T junction where five artic lorries (just the tractor units) all of which had suffered front-end damage (a red one had a huge hole right where the radiator grill would be) and were being driven off down the side street. There was a policeman there forbidding other vehicles, especially other damaged lorries, from following these five because they didn&#8217;t want a trail of broken-down lorries all over the town. I went straight on and ended up going past Spalding harbour and the docks. There was a long brick wall that was formerly part of a huge warehouse that had been demolished, so beyond the wall was a large concrete pad, formerly the floor of the warehouse, that went down to the quayside. It was all abandoned, with just half a dozen abandoned cars and old small lorries dotted about<br \/>\nFrom here I ended up at a football match between Portsmouth and Manchester City. Manchester City were playing in their usual sky-blue strip while Portsmouth were playing in blue and white stripes rather like the Argentine national side. It was an indoor game and the Portsmouth goal was a simple large square outlined in white paint on the end wall of the building &#8211; leading quite naturally to a controversy about whether a Manchester City shot was &#8220;in&#8221; or &#8220;out&#8221;.  <\/p>\n<p>As well as all of this we had the usual interruptions during the night. There&#8217;s always a couple of people sticking their heads in asking if I&#8217;m OK (which is a totally pointless exercise anyway &#8211; if I&#8217;m not OK, I&#8217;ll ring the bell). Then someone comes into take my carafe, then we have the blood pressure tests, breakfast, the cleaner, the person who makes the beds and anyone else whom I may well have forgotten.<\/p>\n<p>But at least with leaving today, I didn&#8217;t have the cleaners and the bedmaker. They will presumably give the place a good going &#8211; over once I&#8217;m on my way out. I was left pretty-much to my own devices for most of the day, which suits me fine. <\/p>\n<p>Someone came round during the course of the afternoon with a huge pile of paperwork and I suppose that  I&#8217;ll need to go through that in early course. But that&#8217;s not for straight away &#8211; I&#8217;m not in the mood. I just want to leave and go home.<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-5365 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='5365' data-nonce='eb71725199' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-5365 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style1 unlike-5365 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='5365' data-nonce='eb71725199' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-5365 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-5365 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes folks, I&#8217;ve been discharged &#8211; or released &#8211; or expelled. Make up your own minds. Liz came to pick me up at about 17:00 and that was that. I felt every single bump in the road on the way back, which is not surprising seeing that I still have my stitches in and I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,4507,1616,3173,330,91,307],"tags":[4788,212,2560,5565,5911,5210,261,277,5377],"class_list":["post-5365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dream","category-eric-hall-2","category-france","category-hospital","category-liz_terry-messenger","category-montlucon","category-sauret-besserve","tag-bad-night","tag-dream","tag-eric-hall","tag-france","tag-hospital","tag-leaving-hospital","tag-liz-terry-messenger","tag-montlucon-2","tag-sauret-besserve"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5365"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5365\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5366,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5365\/revisions\/5366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}