{"id":5290,"date":"2016-01-01T19:52:07","date_gmt":"2016-01-01T19:52:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=5290"},"modified":"2016-01-02T08:49:59","modified_gmt":"2016-01-02T08:49:59","slug":"friday-1st-january-2016-its-lizs-cooking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=5290","title":{"rendered":"Friday 1st January 2016 &#8211; IT&#8217;S LIZ&#8217;S COOKING &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; that&#8217;s causing me to have these delightful and intense nocturnal rambles &#8211; no doubt about it.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, I had nothing that came from Liz&#8217;s kitchen or anything that I had cooked that she might have influenced, and as a result I had a relatively static night.<\/p>\n<p>Mind you, there might have been another reason. And that was that in one of the cubicles in the casualty ward where I spent last night, there was a poor old guy clearly suffering from dementia who was having a rather difficult time. Even with my head buried deep under the pillow down the bedclothes, I couldn&#8217;t cut out the noise and the time dragged on SOOOOOOO slowly. At one stage, I was even contemplating sneaking out and sleeping in Caliburn.<\/p>\n<p>But I must have gone to sleep at one time because I was rather rudely awakened by two nurses coming in with the tensiometer to take my blood pressure.<br \/>\n&#8220;Yeeuucchh!&#8221; ejaculated Our Hero. &#8220;What time is it?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Five o&#8217;clock&#8221; replied a nurse. &#8220;Plenty of time to get more sleep!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s what they think. There I was, turning round and round in my bed, and just as I was on the point of dropping up, I was reminded that I had forgotten to cancel the 07:45 alarm. You don&#8217;t need much imagination to work out exactly HOW I managed to forget it.<\/p>\n<p>So that was my night totally ruined so it&#8217;s no surprise that I didn&#8217;t manage to go anywhere.<\/p>\n<p>We had the usual hospital breakfast too<br \/>\nNurse &#8211; &#8220;we have coffee, <em>biscottes<\/em>, jam and orange juice for breakfast&#8221;.<br \/>\nOur Hero &#8211; &#8220;Mmmmm &#8211; a nice, hot, strong coffee&#8221;.<br \/>\nNurse (after what can only be described as a &#8220;pregnant&#8221; pause) &#8211; &#8220;well, it&#8217;s coffee&#8221;, and I suppose that it might have been too.<\/p>\n<p>I managed a shower too. One of the nurses came round with a clean gown, a towel and a flannel. And seeing that my bed was just two feet away from the bathroom, I couldn&#8217;t resist the opportunity. It was gorgeous too &#8211; probably the best part of my stay in the hospital.<\/p>\n<p>The doctor came round a little later to discuss my case. He told me that I need to have a blood test tomorrow morning and then telephone them as soon as I have the results so that if necessary I could be called in tomorrow afternoon. I explained that I wouldn&#8217;t receive the results until after 17:00.<br \/>\n&#8220;Which laboratory handles your blood?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Clermont Ferrand&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Okay, I&#8217;ll send someone round to take a sample now&#8221;. Personally, I don&#8217;t see the point of giving me this blood if they are going to take it straight back out again.<\/p>\n<p>A couple of hours later, he was back.<br \/>\n&#8220;Your blood shows 8.0 for haemoglobin&#8221; he said. &#8220;What is it normally?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;It was 7.2 when I came in&#8221; replied Our Hero, &#8220;but the first time that I came here it was 3.8&#8221;<br \/>\nAnd do you know &#8211; I&#8217;ve never seen a doctor fall off his chair before.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway he went off to make further enquiries. he seemed to think that I might need a third <em>pochette<\/em>. And he did want to know how I would return home once I was discharged.  <\/p>\n<p>However the third <em>pochette<\/em> was not to be. Half an hour later a nurse came in.<br \/>\n&#8220;Would you like some lunch before you go?&#8221;<br \/>\nWhat? With a friendly neighbourhood Liz in the vicinity? You must be joking.<\/p>\n<p>In the corridor, I bumped into the doctor again.<br \/>\n&#8220;Drive safely, and if you feel tired or ill make sure that you stop and rest&#8221; The fact that I&#8217;d driven all of the way to Montlucon with less haemoglobin that I was going home with had gone over his head completely.<\/p>\n<p>Back at Liz&#8217;s I had a leisurely lunch and then a leisurely afternoon, dozing off every now and again to catch up with the sleep that I missed<\/p>\n<p>And with Liz&#8217;s nut roast at lunchtime and Liz&#8217;s home-made vegan lentil and pepper curry for tea, it&#8217;ll be interesting to see if I go back on the road tonight.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, Happy New Year to you all. I wish you for 2016 everything that you wished for everyone else in 2015.<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-5290 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='5290' data-nonce='a26fd5a277' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-5290 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style1 unlike-5290 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='5290' data-nonce='a26fd5a277' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-5290 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-5290 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; that&#8217;s causing me to have these delightful and intense nocturnal rambles &#8211; no doubt about it. Yesterday, I had nothing that came from Liz&#8217;s kitchen or anything that I had cooked that she might have influenced, and as a result I had a relatively static night. Mind you, there might have been another reason. 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