{"id":3633,"date":"2014-11-08T22:53:35","date_gmt":"2014-11-08T22:53:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=3633"},"modified":"2017-07-06T20:11:09","modified_gmt":"2017-07-06T20:11:09","slug":"thursday-6th-november-2014-the-big-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=3633","title":{"rendered":"Thursday 6th November 2014 &#8211; THE BIG PROBLEM &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; about portable telephones these days is that there are fewer and fewer public telephone boxes. <\/p>\n<p>Consequently when Yours Truly and his sidekick <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/The-one-and-only-Strawberry-Moose\/146696445365437?ref=ts\" target=\"_blank\">Strawberry Moose<\/a> are off in Caliburn on a Mission to rescue people in distress, there is nowhere for us to go to put our underpants on outside our trousers. As a result, we drove all the way to Rouen dressed quite normally.<\/p>\n<p>The drive was quite uneventful and I found a place to park up in the secluded car park of a restaurant right on the edge of the city of Rouen and froze to death all night. It really was cold.<\/p>\n<p>I had my phone call at 06:40 and then went to look for the hotel. And I do have to say that I have come to hate the centre of Rouen &#8211; really hate it. It&#8217;s all one-way streets and pedestrianised areas and I couldn&#8217;t reach the hotel. IN the end I had to park up and let my &#8220;client&#8221; come to me.<\/p>\n<p>It was 08:00 when we finally met up, far too late, and then went off to Pissy-Poville (yes, it really does exist) for this recovery job. There was no way to remove the vehicle involved and so we had to empty it of everything &#8211; and I DO mean everything. That wasn&#8217;t as easy as it might sound either as it was so misshapen that we couldn&#8217;t open the doors. We were there for ages with a series of heavy crowbars and hacksaws, but we managed it in the end. <\/p>\n<p>It then took ages to fill up Caliburn and once that was done, we had a drive back gome. And that wasn&#8217;t quite so easy either for we had a really full load up on Caliburn and he wasn&#8217;t impressed at all. Still, at 18:00, I was all unloaded and back in Pionsat. <\/p>\n<p>What a day!<\/p>\n<p>And it wasn&#8217;t finished either. I have some friends coming here and I&#8217;d booked them in at the Queue de Milan Hotel in Pionsat. I went round there to pay for the room now that I was free, only to find that they were there and had paid the bill. Consequently I took them to the Dauphin restaurant in Montaigut, giving them a guided tour of the town while we were at it.<\/p>\n<p>I came back here and crashed out &#8211; hardly surprising given what I&#8217;d been through today. I&#8217;m far too old for this.<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-3633 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='3633' data-nonce='fa8c928c84' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-3633 lc'>+2<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style1 unlike-3633 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='3633' data-nonce='fa8c928c84' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-3633 unlc'>-3<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-3633 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; about portable telephones these days is that there are fewer and fewer public telephone boxes. Consequently when Yours Truly and his sidekick Strawberry Moose are off in Caliburn on a Mission to rescue people in distress, there is nowhere for us to go to put our underpants on outside our trousers. As a result, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[325,4507,1616,258,330,676,53,3119,604,1777,237,307,21],"tags":[5381,1302,2560,5565,5366,261,736,255,5898,5409,3120,5595,5364,5377,5274],"class_list":["post-3633","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-caliburn","category-eric-hall-2","category-france","category-les-guis","category-liz_terry-messenger","category-montaigut-en-combraille","category-pionsat","category-pissy-poville","category-queue-de-milan","category-ric-baines","category-rouen","category-sauret-besserve","category-strawberry-moose","tag-caliburn","tag-crash-out","tag-eric-hall","tag-france","tag-les-guis","tag-liz-terry-messenger","tag-montaigut-en-combraille","tag-pionsat-2","tag-pissy-poville","tag-queue-de-milan","tag-restaurant-dauphin","tag-ric-baines","tag-rouen","tag-sauret-besserve","tag-strawberry-moose"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3633","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3633"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3633\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3634,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3633\/revisions\/3634"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3633"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3633"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3633"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}