{"id":352,"date":"2011-12-09T00:46:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-09T00:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=352"},"modified":"2017-07-22T13:39:36","modified_gmt":"2017-07-22T13:39:36","slug":"and-he-didnt-blog-last-night-either","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=352","title":{"rendered":"Thursday 8th December 2011 &#8211; IT TOOK ME LONGER &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; to drive the final 40kms from the motorway service area to my supplier&#8217;s this morning than it did to drive from my house to the motorway service area last night.<\/p>\n<p>Well, okay, it didn&#8217;t. But the two hours that I spent on the road certainly felt like it. Heavy traffic was one reason, but the other reason was that I had to drive down a long tunnel and The Lady Who Lives In The Satnav lost her bearings.<\/p>\n<p>It took quite a while to organise myself there, but the fun started on the way back.<\/p>\n<p>That took absolutely ages. <\/p>\n<p>Firstly the The Lady Who Lives In The Satnav tried to send me down a peage with a height limit of 2 metres and so that was out. And from then on it kept on finding me impossible routes that led back to where I started.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually I followed my nose out west along the Seine until I hit the Francilienne &#8211; the N104 &#8211; and then south until I hit the N7 to Fontainebleu &#8211; a long way round but it brought me home. And during all of this of course we had the traffic.<\/p>\n<p>The road goes through the Forest of Fontainebleu and it&#8217;s quite a busy road used by any amount of truckers. And in each entry to each glade along the route there were &#8230; errrr &#8230; <i>filles de joie<\/i> in place waiting. I&#8217;ve not noticed that before<\/p>\n<p>But now I&#8217;m home and exhausted. I&#8217;m off to\u00a0 a nice clean bed and tomorrow I&#8217;ll unload Caliburn.<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-352 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='352' data-nonce='bef3de9dbc' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-352 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style1 unlike-352 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='352' data-nonce='bef3de9dbc' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-352 unlc'>-1<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-352 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; to drive the final 40kms from the motorway service area to my supplier&#8217;s this morning than it did to drive from my house to the motorway service area last night. Well, okay, it didn&#8217;t. But the two hours that I spent on the road certainly felt like it. Heavy traffic was one reason, but [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3140,4507,342,1616,6818,258,9461,6973,1308],"tags":[5381,5902,2560,347,9850,5565,6380,5366,1625,9463,6976,1311,1301,4204],"class_list":["post-352","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-energie-douce","category-eric-hall-2","category-fontainebleu","category-france","category-francilienne","category-les-guis","category-n104","category-n2","category-paris","tag-caliburn","tag-energie-douce","tag-eric-hall","tag-fontainebleu-2","tag-foret-de-fontainebleu","tag-france","tag-francilienne","tag-les-guis","tag-motorway-service-area","tag-n104","tag-n2","tag-paris-2","tag-peage-2","tag-satnav"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=352"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9459,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/352\/revisions\/9459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=352"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=352"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=352"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}