{"id":2854,"date":"2014-02-24T23:43:16","date_gmt":"2014-02-24T23:43:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=2854"},"modified":"2017-07-04T13:08:45","modified_gmt":"2017-07-04T13:08:45","slug":"monday-24th-february-2014-happy-birthday-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=2854","title":{"rendered":"Monday 24th February 2014 &#8211; HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, here I am &#8211; another year older and deeper in debt. And having reached a ripe old age, getting riper as I get older, I suppose that I ought to think about growing up.<\/p>\n<p>So having had another late night last night, I woke up and hung around in bed for ages until I reckoned that &#8220;if I don&#8217;t get up now then I never will&#8221;, only to find that it was 08:45. So much for my body clock!<\/p>\n<p>But last night I was in Crewe with my taxi business and I was round at the house of one of my regular passengers up on Bradfield Road, a woman who always had a cab to go to one of the pubs down West Street. She had a friend around, a woman who was a widow whose husband had died 9 years ago in a pub in West Street, having been sloshed about the head with a house brick. This woman had fallen victim to a scam whereby some mad had come from either Alfreton or Ilkeston to seel joints of mmeat &#8220;like this one here&#8221; &#8211; taking the money on the promise of delivery the next day but of course no-one would ever see again. Another adventure had befallen this woman at the hands of this meat salesman, but this is neither the time nor the place to discuss it.<\/p>\n<p>So after breakfast, it was to work, even though it is my birthday and thus usually a day off.<\/p>\n<p>I have many requests from my friends, some of which are phyxically impossible of course, but others which require an element of work. This one today was &#8220;for God&#8217;s sake, have a shower&#8221;. But if anyone thinks that I was going to stand outside in this wind in nothing but my birthday suit they are mistaken but it was 23\u00b0C in the verandah and that called for positive thought. <\/p>\n<p>I threw out the old woodstove that Claude gave me &#8211; and it went out in several pieces and a pile of dust in fact. Then a load of other bits and pieces followed, many of which went straight in the bin. And by the time that I had finished sweeping up and tidying up, there was a space about 2mx1m at the far end of the verandah that was clear. I ran up a rope and then hung a shower curtain to it.<\/p>\n<p>After lunch I found the wooden rails that I stand on when I have a shower outside and put them in the verandah, mixed up a bucket of warm water from the home-made 12-volt immersion heater (which was on 66\u00b0C) and cold water out of the water butt, and &#8230; I had a shower. <\/p>\n<p>Nice and warm it was too, especially as it was in the verandah and it would have been perfect had I had a low-debit 12-volt pump in working order. I ended up using a jug to pour the water over me, but nevertheless a shower it was, the first of the year at home, and I feel so much better for it too.<\/p>\n<p>C\u00e9cile sent me a present of sweeties (thanks very much) and an envelope to send her any post that she has received, so I went round to her house to see if there was anything (and I made use of the washing machine too &#8211; so clean bedding tonight as well!)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lesguis.com\/images\/1402\/1402014.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lesguis.com\/images\/1402\/1402014.jpg\" alt=\"puy de sancy snow mont dore puy de dome france\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\"\/><\/a>I&#8217;d been invited round to Liz and Terry&#8217;s for tea (thank you very much) but stopped off at the <em>site ornithologique<\/em>  as there was a magnificent view of the Puy de Sancy and the Mont Dore covered in snow and with clouds reflecting the profile of the skyline.<\/p>\n<p>Liz had cooked a curry with trimmings, followed by chocolate and avocado mousse which was delicious. <\/p>\n<p>And then back home <em>via<\/em> picking up the washing, which is now hanging up outside as we are having another day of no rain so far (i&#8217;m the eternal optimist of course). But Sunday was the first day without rain since, would you believe, 9th January &#8211; 6 weeks ago!<\/p>\n<p>Qo now I&#8217;m off to bed after my exertions of today. I wonder where I&#8217;ll end up tonight!<\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-2854 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='2854' data-nonce='252ca423b8' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-2854 lc'>+3<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style1 unlike-2854 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='2854' data-nonce='252ca423b8' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-2854 unlc'>-6<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-2854 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, here I am &#8211; another year older and deeper in debt. And having reached a ripe old age, getting riper as I get older, I suppose that I ought to think about growing up. 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