{"id":236,"date":"2012-04-26T00:44:00","date_gmt":"2012-04-26T00:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=236"},"modified":"2017-07-28T10:35:39","modified_gmt":"2017-07-28T10:35:39","slug":"you-are-probably-wondering","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=236","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday 25th April 2012 – YOU ARE PROBABLY …"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"jumbo<\/a>… wondering why there’s a picture of an old beat-up KLM jumbo jet on my blog this evening. The answer is, rather prosaically, that that’s how I arrived in Montreal.<\/p>\n

Yes, it’s a change from the Air France aeroplane upon which I had planned to arrive, but thereby hangs a tail and if your luck is in, then it’s in, that’s all I can say.<\/p>\n

I arrived in good time at the airport to be greeted with the news that the aeroplane is sold out (not a problem for me, of course) but that the one planned to do the flight has broken down and won’t be going.<\/p>\n

The only one available to replace it has 40 seats fewer, so they need 40 volunteers prepared to go to Montreal by alternative means.
\n“We’ll give \u20ac300 to anyone who will travel by other means” announced the hostess and, believe me, I was the first in the queue and there were casualties.
\n“I would go via Hell itself, even Old Trafford, as long as I get to Montreal tonight” I proudly announced.
\n“There’s no need to go to those lengths. If you are quick there’s a flight departing for Amsterdam in 25 minutes and a ‘plane for Montreal that gets in about 40 minutes later than the one that you are booked on”.<\/p>\n

Now I can be quick when there’s \u20ac300 involved, I mean, I’d bash up my own granny for a fiver. I hung around just long enough to get the mazooma and then I was off like a ferret up a trouser leg.<\/p>\n

And there I was<\/p>\n

And here I am.
<\/p>\n

I shan’t go into the boring details about the airport security because you’ve heard me say it all before. And if you really are interested, you can read all about it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

But to ease the pain I kept on whispering to myself “three hundred euros – three hundred euros”. After all, it works out at about \u20ac500 per hour and I’ve never had a job that paid that well, not even selling my body on Boots Corner in Crewe.<\/p>\n

At least, it would have been \u20ac500 per hour but the ‘plane was late taking off so I’ve no idea how much it ended up being. Still, never mind. Who’s complaining?<\/p>\n

And on the flight there were several things of note<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. I was sat next to a young girl who was half-Dutch and half-Tanzanian and I had the most enjoyable flight companion that I’ve ever had. In fact I was quite disappointed when she hopped into a taxi at the airport, having refused the lift that I offered her<\/li>\n
  2. they actually found a vegan meal for me. I was worried about that – being on a restricted diet and having left my booking behind of course. And it was conjured up just as I was thinking that it was lucky that I brought a gingerbread loaf with me<\/li>\n
  3. One of the films on offer on the flight was Wallace and Gromit in Curse of the Were-Rabbit<\/a>\"\". That’s another one of those films that I can watch time after time after time.\n
  4. Surfing through the radio stations available on the aeroplane I came across “Arrow Classic Rock”. That was a station that I could pick up live in Brussels when I lived there at Expo and it didn’t ‘arf bring back the good old days. Golden Earring all the way across the Atlantic – what more can anyone want?<\/li>\n
  5. even more surprisingly, I was chatted up by … errr … one of the air stewards, who spent a great deal of time chatting to me as well and even gave me a pen with his compliments. However, at the end of the flight, in the best traditions of a News of the World reporter, I “made my excuses and left”. B*gg*r that for a game of soldiers<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    \"dodge<\/a>And after last year’s experiences with hire cars and all of that – well, they knew that I was coming this year didn’t they? <\/p>\n

    I’ve got my Dodge Grand Caravan – exactly as I ordered and exactly as I expected.<\/p>\n

    And it’s black – so it won’t show the dirt. And it has 17587 kilometres on the clock.
    <\/p>\n

    \"comfort<\/a>I usually stay at the “Howard Johnson” motel out at St L\u00e9onard at the side of Highway 40, but now that the renovations are complete, the prices are way out of my budget.<\/p>\n

    The cheapest motel that was available that was easily accessible and with private off-street parking was a Comfort Inn. It’s in Laval though, some miles away from the airport.<\/p>\n

    Nevertheless, I had a really good deal here, although the walk-in price is something else completely.
    <\/p>\n

    \"strawberry<\/a>So now that I’m installed in my comfortable room, and His Nibs is tucked up in bed, I’ve nipped out for food.<\/p>\n

    And I don’t have to go very far because there’s a restaurant next door. It doesn’t take them long to rustle up a pizza for me to eat (yes, I remembered my cheese).<\/p>\n

    The downside of this is that I didn’t get to go for a stroll around the neighbourhood as I usually do.
    <\/p>\n

    But then again, I think that I’ve done enough strolling today – I don’t know how many kilometres it was that I had to run in order to catch all of these blasted planes.<\/p>\n

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