{"id":20160,"date":"2025-07-09T21:36:04","date_gmt":"2025-07-09T21:36:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=20160"},"modified":"2025-07-09T21:36:05","modified_gmt":"2025-07-09T21:36:05","slug":"wednesday-9th-july-2025-can-you-imagine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=20160","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday 9th July 2025 &#8211; CAN YOU IMAGINE &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; anything as embarrassing as being in the middle of a conversation with someone and suddenly dropping unconscious at their feet?<\/p>\n<p>The kitchen-fitter and his son who came this morning to start work don&#8217;t need to imagine it because they saw it for themselves as a conversation that I was having with them came to a rather dramatic pause.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s now the fourth of these little wobbles that I&#8217;ve had. There were the two that I mentioned last night, a third as I was going to bed, and the fourth which was the daddy of them all this morning.<\/p>\n<p>Regular readers of this rubbish will recall that yesterday, I was becoming concerned about all of this. The one that I had when I was almost ready for bed made me even more worried, and then collapsing unconscious for a couple of minutes at the feet of a couple of visitors is extremely perturbing. <\/p>\n<p>As I have said before &#8230; <em>&#34;and on many occasions too&#34; &#8211; ed<\/em> &#8230; one of these days I&#8217;m going to have one of these attacks and I won&#8217;t awaken from it. And the way that things are going, it won&#8217;t be long a-coming.<\/p>\n<p>It was a late night too last night &#8211; I didn&#8217;t go to bed until about 00:15, what with one thing and another &#8230; <em>&#34;and until you&#8217;ve started, you have no idea how many other things there are&#34; &#8211; ed<\/em> &#8230; but I was soon asleep. And there I stayed until about 06:00.<\/p>\n<p>As I have said before &#8230; <em>&#34;and on many occasions too&#34; &#8211; ed<\/em> &#8230; being awake is one thing. Leaving the bed is something else completely. It was about 06:15 when I finally saw the light of day and fell out of the bed.<\/p>\n<p>In the bathroom I had a good wash and scrub up and then went into the kitchen for my morning fruit juice and medication. It was yet another slow start to the day while I slowly unwound.<\/p>\n<p>Back in here I had a listen to the dictaphone to find out where I&#8217;d been during the night. We shared a holiday home with some people, a home in France. Eventually we decided that we were going to settle down there and stay forever. The other people who were sharing the house were not particularly happy about the situation of Brexit and all of that. In the end, one night after a rather heated discussion, they simply packed their bags and left, leaving us in charge of the house. Nothing much happened about that after a while except that one evening, just as we were moving some furniture around, someone knocked at the door. We had to rearrange the furniture quickly and let them in. It was some people who had come to see the house. Obviously the house had been put up for sale, no-one had said anything to us, and now there were people arriving to have a look around it. They took a big liking to our collie who was six years old but the cats took absolutely no notice of them. We ended up having something of a chat about the situation. One of the things that came out in the discussion somewhere was the question of the rateable value of the land. Someone had a big plot of land in a forest but they were only paying a small amount of tax on it. After they had had this campaign to try to equalise the tax payments, someone explained to them that if the land is not capable of being exploited, for example, it&#8217;s too steep, it doesn&#8217;t attract council tax. Here in this forest in the middle of the mountains, a lot of the land was far too steep to do anything with it so it had no rateable value.     <\/p>\n<p>This sounds rather like what will be happening here over the next few weeks. The estate agents are coming to photograph the place on Friday and from then on, there will be streams of people coming to look at (and to sight-see) the apartment while I&#8217;ll be in the throes of trying to tidy up and move house.<\/p>\n<p>If anyone has a free weekend some time, I shall be needing all the help that I can find.<\/p>\n<p>The nurse turned up, much earlier than usual, and sorted out my legs. And while I was making my breakfast, the kitchen-fitter and his son turned up to start work. <\/p>\n<p>They needed to know where my new apartment was and what needed to be done so I went downstairs with them. And it was while we were in the bathroom discussing the shower unit that I hit the floor quite dramatically.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, I recovered and it was a very sad, weary me who struggled in vain up the stairs. In the end I had to take the lift from the first half-landing up to the next and then struggle downwards to my door.<\/p>\n<p>Breakfast was next, and I read <a href=\"https:\/\/archive.org\/details\/in.ernet.dli.2015.274449\" target=\"_blank\">MY BOOK<\/a> but I was so out of everything that I couldn&#8217;t begin to tell you what I read.<\/p>\n<p>Back in here, it took me a while to recover and then I started on my &#8220;Friday Woodstock&#8221; programme. And that is now, at long last, finished and is just how I want it to be. It took an age and several retries to bring it down to exactly one hour but there it is, all done and dusted, and the only artists excluded are Ravi Shankar and Swami Satchidananda, but there again their performances aren&#8217;t really the style that will fit into our rock music programmes.<\/p>\n<p>Tomorrow, I&#8217;ll start on the &#8220;Saturday Woodstock&#8221; programme and see how I go. That is going to be much more complicated because there is so much that needs to be omitted if I want to keep it down to one hour.<\/p>\n<p>There were the usual interruptions, such as a couple of disgusting drink breaks and the arrival of my faithful cleaner, who, as usual, helped me into and out of the bath while I had a shower.<\/p>\n<p>And bless her, she spent much more than one hour going through the kitchen and bathroom making everything look respectable ready for the photograph sessions on Friday.<\/p>\n<p>While all of this was going on, my right knee began to swell dramatically and it hurts like Hades. I can hardly move without being in some kind of agony and it looks as if there is a balloon on my knee. I must have fallen with quite a thump.<\/p>\n<p>The kitchen fitter came to say goodbye and to show me some photos of what he had done. It certainly looks impressive and I can&#8217;t wait to see the finished product. That&#8217;s likely to be in a couple of weeks, he reckons.<\/p>\n<p>The shower room isn&#8217;t going to be so easy, he thinks, and he&#8217;s probably right. I&#8217;m already beginning to redesign it in my head and I&#8217;ll probably do that three or four more times yet.<\/p>\n<p>Tea tonight was a burger with pasta. I wasn&#8217;t feeling up to much. And my faithful cleaner came by to pick up some things for downstairs and to take a few more photos of the work<\/p>\n<p>But that&#8217;s everything now. I&#8217;m going to rub some heat treatment into my leg and then strap an ice-pack on, and then go to sleep. I want to see if this swelling and the pain will go down overnight. If not, I&#8217;m going to have an enormous amount of difficulty going to dialysis.<\/p>\n<p>But seeing as we have been talking about my bad leg &#8230; <em>&#34;well, one of us has&#34; &#8211; ed<\/em> &#8230; I&#8217;ll have to be careful about hos this works out.<br \/>\nRegular readers of this rubbish will recall that I had a bad fall a few years ago while I was out and about and hurt my knee quite badly.<br \/>\nSome guy walking by stopped to help me and offered his advice.<br \/>\n<strong><em>&#34;Are you a doctor?&#34;<\/em><\/strong> I asked<br \/>\n<strong><em>&#34;Not exactly&#34;<\/em><\/strong> he replied, <strong><em>&#34;but I do have some kind of medical experience&#34;<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>&#34;So what do you think?&#34;<\/em><\/strong> I asked him<br \/>\nHe examined me and replied <strong><em>&#34;I&#8217;d better go to fetch my gun&#34;<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>&#34;Your gun?&#34;<\/em><\/strong> I exclaimed. <strong><em>&#34;Why a gun?&#34;<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>&#34;I&#8217;ve seen that injury before&#34;<\/em><\/strong> he replied <strong><em>&#34;and I had to use it on the horse.&#34;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-20160 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='20160' data-nonce='a26fd5a277' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-20160 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style1 unlike-20160 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='20160' data-nonce='a26fd5a277' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-20160 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-20160 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; anything as embarrassing as being in the middle of a conversation with someone and suddenly dropping unconscious at their feet? 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