{"id":18669,"date":"2024-08-30T21:31:03","date_gmt":"2024-08-30T21:31:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=18669"},"modified":"2024-08-30T21:31:05","modified_gmt":"2024-08-30T21:31:05","slug":"friday-30th-august-2024-ive-given-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=18669","title":{"rendered":"Friday 30th August 2024 &#8211; I&#8217;VE GIVEN UP &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; all thoughts f being in bed at a reasonable time. In fact it&#8217;s another late night tonight and by the time that I&#8217;ll have finished these notes it will be long after midnight by the time I hit the hay<\/p>\n<p>In fact it&#8217;s been a pretty rotten day all round today but as regular readers of this rubbish will recall, I have days like this every now and again and I just have to pick myself up, dust myself off and start all over again.<\/p>\n<p>As you might expect, seeing as I&#8217;m complaining about late nights, it was a late night again last night. Everyone was out celebrating after TNS&#8217;s triumph in qualifying for a Group Stage and while I wasn&#8217;t out and I wasn&#8217;t celebrating I was certainly revelling in the enthusiasm.<\/p>\n<p>To be honest, in the six games to come, all against quality opposition TNS are going to be &#8220;turned over something shocking&#8221; by some teams and we might be back to the 1990s and on the wrong end of some embarrassing score-lines, but at least, as May Boyce would have said, TNS can say <strong><em>&#34;I was there&#34;<\/em><\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>And so I was there too in solidarity until far too late when I finally crept off to bed.<\/p>\n<p>And once more, it was totally painless. Asleep in seconds and there I remained, with just the odd fit of awakening here and there which I can&#8217;t really remember.<\/p>\n<p>When the alarm went off I hauled myself up out of bed and staggered off to the bathroom to sort myself out and then, by way of change, into the kitchen to do the washing up.<\/p>\n<p>Something that I really hate is waking up to a bowl of dirty dishes. That really is my pet peeve but it couldn&#8217;t be helped after last night.<\/p>\n<p>Back in here I had a listen to the dictaphone to find out where I&#8217;d been during the night. I had another phantom awakening last night by a woman who was waving some kind of death star about. She was saying &#8220;those with an arm corps follow the star&#8221;. When I asked her what was happening she said that the passengers&#8217; alarms had been forbidden in the airport so she was doing her best to wake everyone up who was due to travel. I asked &#8220;what if you had to travel some distance like to Luxembourg?&#8221;. Her reply was that they&#8217;d still be awoken so I dunno but it was like a proper Welsh border &#8211; scream, I suppose, for no intent or purpose whatsoever.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s another pile of confused, garbled, meaningless nonsense as far as I can tell<\/p>\n<p>I had my old blue Cortina estate. There was some really, really thick fog, so much so that it was practically impossible to see so I parked it up in Crewe Town Centre and began to walk home. I realised that I&#8217;d left one or two things in the car so I had to run back up the hill towards it. When I arrived back at it I had the idea that maybe I&#8217;d take out one or two of the spark plugs to make it very difficult for anyone to try to want to steal it. I took out a couple of the plugs but the screws that held the plugs in, I lost them and had to hunt around. Eventually I found them so that was that. I put the tools back in the tool box but I&#8217;d screwed the toolbox to the door outside and padlocked it but it wouldn&#8217;t stay closed &#8211; it kept on falling over so in the end I thought that I might as well take it home with me and bring it back next morning. For some reason or other I threw it into the back of the blue Cortina estate and then got in the car and went to turn the key to start it but suddenly realised that I&#8217;d taken out half of the spark plugs so I couldn&#8217;t go home in this vehicle anyway until I&#8217;d put them back.  <\/p>\n<p>During this dream I had a vague impression in the back of my mind of a Zephyr 6 mark III coming towards me out of the gloom and I don&#8217;t know why. Good cars they were, but they rotted away like hell. But there&#8217;s only one thing worse than being stuck in the fog, and that&#8217;s being stuck in the fog in Crewe. I did once know a woman who was stuck in the fog in Liverpool and wanted to drive home to Manchester, found a lorry from a yard near where she lived driving through the city so she followed it. After a couple of hours the lorry stopped and the driver alighted. &#8220;Are we in Manchester now then?&#8221; he asked. &#8220;Manchester?&#8221; asked the driver incredulously. &#8220;I&#8217;m bringing a load to Preston&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The nurse came along a little later and sorted out my legs and then gave me today&#8217;s injection. He was in quite a chatty mood but didn&#8217;t have anything important to say. He was soon gone and I could press on and make breakfast and read some more of my book on <a href=\"https:\/\/ia801300.us.archive.org\/19\/items\/icknieldwaywithi00thomuoft\/icknieldwaywithi00thomuoft.pdf\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">THE ICKNIELD WAY<\/a><\/p>\n<p>After breakfast I had a look at my order for LeClerc. It&#8217;s been three weeks since I&#8217;ve done any shopping so supplies are running low. It&#8217;s necessary to stock up.<\/p>\n<p>And to my surprise, not only do they have olive oil, it&#8217;s on special offer too and so I stocked up. At a certain moment the cheap olive oil was not available on home delivery and I ended up having to buy the expensive stuff. And so with what I ordered today I have a year&#8217;s supply.<\/p>\n<p>Soya milk too. At a push I can but that from in town but they have vanilla in theirs and it tastes disgusting. The &#8220;Natural&#8221; soya milk from LeClerc is much nicer so I have a stock of that now too.<\/p>\n<p>So drastically over-ordering, I sent off my order and arranged for it to be delivered this afternoon. <\/p>\n<p>There was plenty to do this afternoon but instead I was side-tracked. The cleaner came to do her thing and we had quite a chat<\/p>\n<p>And then the hospital in Paris telephoned to see how I was and if I needed anything. There&#8217;s talk that they&#8217;ll be calling me in for a stay there at some time soon, but I&#8217;ve heard all that before<\/p>\n<p>Regrettably, after that, I fell asleep, to be awoken by some frantic ringing at the doorbell. My supplies had arrived.<\/p>\n<p>So having put everything away, I spent the rest of the afternoon cleaning, peeling, dicing and blanching 2 kilos of carrots ready for the freezer<\/p>\n<p>Tea was a rushed salad and chips with vegan nuggets because we had yet more football &#8211; Hwlffordd v y Drenewydd.<\/p>\n<p>With the collapse of Connah&#8217;s Quay Nomads, second place this year is up for grabs and while Y Bala must fancy their chances, Y Drenewydd would be optimistic too and Hwlffordd would be a good outside bet as dark horses.<\/p>\n<p>But this game was all one-way traffic and the score of 3-0 to Hwlffordd was in no way flattering. The central midfield pairing of Greg Walters and Corey Shepherd controlled this game from start to finish and the back three of Lee Jenkins, Kyle McCarthy and Maltese international Luke Tabone looked as solid as a rock. New Zealand international keeper Zak Jones had nothing whatever to do.<\/p>\n<p>But if you want to see a visual definition of the word &#8220;sublime&#8221;, I&#8217;ll try over the next few days to find a video of Hwlffordd&#8217;s third goal. It was the most beautiful goal I have ever seen.<\/p>\n<p>So that&#8217;s it. The washing-up can wait again. I&#8217;m going to bed.<\/p>\n<p>But on the subject of washing up there was the old advert which I&#8217;m sure many of my readers will remember, of the kid asking <strong><em>&#34;mummy mummy, why are your hands so nice and soft?&#34;<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nIn the old days it was <strong><em>&#34;because I use Fairy Liquid&#34;<\/em><\/strong> but today it would be <strong><em>&#34;because we have an automatic dishwasher, you berk.&#34;<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\nHowever, I always knew it as <strong><em>&#34;because daddy does all the washing up, dear.&#34;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-18669 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='18669' data-nonce='c297ca7ac0' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-18669 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style1 unlike-18669 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='18669' data-nonce='c297ca7ac0' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-18669 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-18669 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; all thoughts f being in bed at a reasonable time. In fact it&#8217;s another late night tonight and by the time that I&#8217;ll have finished these notes it will be long after midnight by the time I hit the hay In fact it&#8217;s been a pretty rotten day all round today but as regular [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1710,44,4507,1616,8571,12057,7876],"tags":[15996,5577,15998,1302,212,2560,5287,5565,11940,8581,15997,13915,15484,15985,1217,15999,2484,5368,12390,16000,12058,7891,4882,15464],"class_list":["post-18669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cleaner","category-dream","category-eric-hall-2","category-france","category-granville","category-nurse","category-place-darmes","tag-audrey-thomas","tag-cleaner","tag-corey-shepherd","tag-crash-out","tag-dream","tag-eric-hall","tag-football","tag-france","tag-frozen-carrots","tag-granville","tag-greg-walters","tag-haverfordwest-county","tag-hospital-pitie-salpetriere","tag-icknield-way","tag-jd-cymru-premier-league","tag-kyle-mccarthy","tag-late-night","tag-leclerc","tag-lee-jenkins","tag-luke-tabone","tag-nurse","tag-place-darmes","tag-y-drenewydd","tag-zak-jones"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18669"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18670,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18669\/revisions\/18670"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}