{"id":18585,"date":"2024-08-02T20:36:32","date_gmt":"2024-08-02T20:36:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=18585"},"modified":"2024-08-02T20:36:33","modified_gmt":"2024-08-02T20:36:33","slug":"friday-2nd-august-2024-ive-had-a-couple","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=18585","title":{"rendered":"Friday 2nd August 2024 &#8211; I&#8217;VE HAD A COUPLE &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; of lovely chats on the internet this afternoon.<\/p>\n<p>The first was with one of my neighbours, the President of the Residents&#8217; Committee who was so helpful when it came to buying the apartment downstairs<\/p>\n<p>And the second was with a close fried who lives in Newport. He was actually best man at my wedding and we still keep in touch.<\/p>\n<p>However last night, I wasn&#8217;t anywhere like in touch with my ideal night-time curfew of 23:00. It was actually after midnight before I finally hit the sack, running as late as I was. The list of things that I have to do before going to bed seems to have grown longer and longer.<\/p>\n<p>But once I was in bed, I didn&#8217;t reach all that far into my little mantra before I fell asleep. That&#8217;s one good thing &#8211; that I&#8217;m asleep quite quickly whereas in the olden days I&#8217;d be tossing and turning for hours.<\/p>\n<p>There were no stone cutter, no diggers, no nothing going on outside this morning so I slept all the way through until about &#8230; errr &#8230;. 06:15 when something must have awoken me. And I lay there semi-comatose until the alarm went off at 07:00.<\/p>\n<p>In the bathroom I had a good scrub up and sorted out some clean clothes. Who knows? I might get to see Emilie the Cute Consultant at the Clinic so I have to look my best.<\/p>\n<p>With clean clothes, it meant that I could give my undies and trousers a scrub in the sink. These days I wear these shell-suit trousers all the time because they wash and dry in no time, which is good news seeing how filthy I can be.<\/p>\n<p>Next step was to listen to the dictaphone to find out what I was doing during the night. I was in Shavington going to catch the bus to Nantwich and for some reason or other decided to walk up to the bus stop at the Elephant and Castle. I set out to walk and on my way I noticed in the distance the Farmer&#8217;s Daughter who has figured on these pages once or twice but she had short hair and that suited her head really well. She walked off somewhere and I was debating whether to go to follow her to see where she was going and to see whether I could summon up some kind of excuse to have a good chat. I walked up to where the Elephant and Castle is and put my hand out to turn right even though I was walking on foot. A couple of kids on the pavement, tiny kids who were presumably going to catch the bus to school saw me and waited on the edge of the pavement until I went past. There on the right hand side was an Austin Cambridge but it was &#8220;A&#8221; registration as in 1983 or 1984 but they stopped making Cambridges in 1967 and any vehicle that was subsequently registered would have had an age-related plate fitted to it, so why was this one carrying the plate of such a recent date. That was a complete mystery that needed to be resolved. <\/p>\n<p>Yes, well I&#8217;ll tell you something for nothing and that I would not have been convinced if she wanted to cut her hair. I&#8217;m afraid that I&#8217;m quite the male chauvinist when it comes to girls&#8217; hair. I think that long hair on girls is absolutely beautiful and it&#8217;s a cardinal sin for a girl to set out to disfigure that which nature has blessed her. But I&#8217;m impressed that I can remember banal details about car registration numbers and years of manufacture while I&#8217;m asleep.<\/p>\n<p>As for The Farmer&#8217;s Daughter, there hangs a long tale that might be one of the many recounted at my funeral. <\/p>\n<p>The taxi came bang on time which was nice and another passenger already in there graciously yielded up the front seat &#8211; it&#8217;s much easier for me to pop in and out of the front.<\/p>\n<p>We set off for Avranches and first had to drop off the other passenger at the hospital, and then take me to the clinic across the road and up the hill. <\/p>\n<p>This is a brand-new building and it does look impressive, although it beats me why they couldn&#8217;t have built it onto the existing hospital.<\/p>\n<p>The nurse is there is one who has seen me before and she remembered me, which is rather sad going, I suppose. Once seen &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>She asked me a load of questions about my current symptoms, and either she&#8217;s excellent at prognostication, the symptoms from which I&#8217;m suffering are well-known, she&#8217;s a regular reader of this rubbish or else she&#8217;s in league with the Devil.<\/p>\n<p>It was interesting when she asked me things like <strong><em>&#34;when you go to sleep in the afternoon, is it a sudden, dramatic sleep with no warning and no realisation that you&#8217;ve been asleep?&#34;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You can say that again.<\/p>\n<p>She weighed me again. And having been down past Target Weight 01 and close to Target Weight 02, my current weight is depressing to say the least.<\/p>\n<p>She took off all of my bandages and dressings and commented about how well the surgery was looking. <strong><em>&#34;Would I like to see?&#34;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And so I told her to clear off and put a dressing on it, and it took her a while to do it. I think that she was hoping that I&#8217;d catch sight of it.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s formally forbidden me to wrap a dressing around the arm &#8211; just leave the plaster on it. And she&#8217;s going to &#8216;phone up the nurse and give her instructions. And so I&#8217;m suspicious.<\/p>\n<p>But some good has come out of this meeting. I told her of my woes at the private clinic. She was horrified. Being a terminally ill patient, I&#8217;m entitled to 100% of my healthcare covered by the State. She showed me the paper that she has which confirms it.<\/p>\n<p>The Private Clinic had no right to make me pay even a penny. So she&#8217;s asked to see a copy of the receipt and she&#8217;ll take it up with the Hospital&#8217;s Welfare Department<\/p>\n<p>After she&#8217;d taken a blood sample she threw me out and the taxi brought me home where my faithful cleaner was waiting. She helped me up the stairs and into my apartment.<\/p>\n<p>She seems to think that I&#8217;m moving better than I did previously, and how I wish that it were true<\/p>\n<p>Not having had anything to eat or drink as yet, I sat down to breakfast. And couldn&#8217;t move for a while afterwards, so when the nurse came round to deal with me later, the place was a tip with breakfast dishes everywhere.<\/p>\n<p>After she left, I had some &#8216;phone calls to make.<\/p>\n<p>The President of the Residents&#8217; Committee is returning on Sunday so we had a good that about this and that. <\/p>\n<p>It included the latest news about our neighbour, currently residing in the hospital. Things are not looking to bright for her future and we may have seen the last of her in this building<\/p>\n<p>Once we had hung up I made a drink and then &#8216;phoned a friend.<\/p>\n<p>Regular readers of this rubbish will recall that a few weeks ago I mentioned a project that I might be starting at some point.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s had a couple of false starts and deciding that it can&#8217;t go on for ever and can&#8217;t be delayed much longer, I have decided to go in a different direction.<\/p>\n<p>This actually means calling for help. After all, the key to success has been knowing where to stop and when to seek the advice of experts, and if you have friends who can be depended up to help you in this respect, then so much the better.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;ll tell you something else for nothing, and that is at the end of a chat that lasted a Rosemaryesque one hour and 15 minutes, I was a long way further down the road than I was after several months of prevaricating<\/p>\n<p>Tea tonight was pie and veg, the last slice which was a shame because it was so nice. And it was followed by apple turnover and soya cream<\/p>\n<p>Yes, my air fryer is great for warming up slices of pie and apple turnovers.<\/p>\n<p>So now I&#8217;m off to bed, hoping for a really good sleep, and I mustn&#8217;t forget to wash my shorts in the morning. I forgot last week. Why I wash them on Saturdays is because with not going to bed until later, they have longer to dry.<\/p>\n<p>But before I go to bed, let me tell you about the Clinic at Avranches and the guy in the next cubicle to me.<br \/>\nHe works in the quarry down the road and wasn&#8217;t quick enough to get out of the way when they detonated some explosive.<br \/>\n<strong><em>&#34;And it&#8217;s badly damaged my &#8230; errr &#8230; ummm &#8230;&#34;<\/em><\/strong> he said, groping for the polite word.<br \/>\n<strong><em>&#34;Rectum?&#34;<\/em><\/strong> asked the nurse, helpfully<br \/>\n<strong><em>&#34;Well&#34;<\/em><\/strong> said the man <strong><em>&#34;in all honesty it&#8217;s not done &#8217;em much good&#34;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-18585 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='18585' data-nonce='16ce856f7d' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-18585 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style1 unlike-18585 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='18585' data-nonce='16ce856f7d' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-18585 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-18585 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; of lovely chats on the internet this afternoon. The first was with one of my neighbours, the President of the Residents&#8217; Committee who was so helpful when it came to buying the apartment downstairs And the second was with a close fried who lives in Newport. He was actually best man at my wedding [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10849,1710,44,4507,1616,8571,3173,12057,7876],"tags":[15089,12472,8612,5577,212,2560,5565,1146,8581,6336,5911,12058,10757,7891,5595,1029,6265],"class_list":["post-18585","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-avranches","category-cleaner","category-dream","category-eric-hall-2","category-france","category-granville","category-hospital","category-nurse","category-place-darmes","tag-air-fryer","tag-apple-turnover","tag-avranches","tag-cleaner","tag-dream","tag-eric-hall","tag-france","tag-gainsborough-road","tag-granville","tag-helen_p","tag-hospital","tag-nurse","tag-odile","tag-place-darmes","tag-ric-baines","tag-taxi","tag-vegan-pie"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18585","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18585"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18585\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18586,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18585\/revisions\/18586"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18585"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18585"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18585"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}