{"id":18175,"date":"2024-04-01T21:16:45","date_gmt":"2024-04-01T21:16:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=18175"},"modified":"2024-04-02T05:44:04","modified_gmt":"2024-04-02T05:44:04","slug":"monday-1st-april-2024-that-was-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=18175","title":{"rendered":"Monday 1st April 2024 &#8211; THAT WAS A \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; waste of a day.<\/p>\n<p>And I&#8217;m not talking about my little April Fools joke either &#8211; I hope that no-one was taken in by it and I&#8217;m sorry if you were.<\/p>\n<p>But the waste of time to which I&#8217;m referring is this morning where I sat down here on my chair at about 10:50 after my breakfast and the next thing that I remember was that it was 13:04 and I had a head full of lead. I was totally, utterly and absolutely out of it.<\/p>\n<p>What makes it worse was that I actually managed to have a reasonable night last night, in bed at some kind of respectable time. It didn&#8217;t seem to take me as long as it usually does to make tea and all of that, and it was over quite quickly<\/p>\n<p>That left plenty of time last evening to do what needed doing without having to rush around and for once I could go to bed early.<\/p>\n<p>And sleep! I slept like a log, although I don&#8217;t have a fireplace here unfortunately &#8211; not even a woodstove. I had to use the bed, and it was really comfortable too.<\/p>\n<p>It was a really strange night, for reasons which I&#8217;ll explain later, and I was actually half-awake when the alarm went off. I didn&#8217;t want to leave my bed but needs must when the devil drives and I fell out of bed.<\/p>\n<p>Checking my blood pressure this morning it was 15.4\/8.8, which is a reduction from 16.0\/10.6 from the previous evening. That means that I must have had a calm, respectful night, although you won&#8217;t think so later.<\/p>\n<p>Next thing to do was to have a wash and then go to take the medication as usual, piles of it again. and then to lay out the living room so that it&#8217;s just how Isabelle the nurse likes it.<\/p>\n<p>She almost caught me <em>incommunicado<\/em>, and in somewhere else too but luckily I was just able to wash my hands in time. She couldn&#8217;t find anything wrong today with what I had done, although most of her effort was directed towards her card reader that somehow refused to function this morning.<\/p>\n<p>And then she left, with her cohort coming for the next seven days while she takes a well-earned rest.<\/p>\n<p>After she left, I came in here to listen to the dictaphone notes to find out where I&#8217;d been during the night. There was a group of girls and one of them was interested in me. For some reason she had me confused with someone else and ended up having a little fun with him. It wasn&#8217;t until afterwards that she realised that she&#8217;d been with the wrong person. Afterwards she actually told me what had happened which I thought was funny. I mentioned it to someone like the teacher or tutor or someone of a group of friends of mine. He told me &#8220;don&#8217;t worry Eric. I&#8217;ll make sure that your friends know about this at an opportune moment&#8221; which is exactly what I didn&#8217;t want to happen of course.<\/p>\n<p>And there&#8217;s more truth to this story than might at first appear too, but this isn&#8217;t the place to discuss it.<\/p>\n<p>And then at 04:00 I was told that I might well be recalled into a <em>reunion<\/em> at 04:30 that morning. What had happened was that a Swiss guy was coming along to talk to the hospital authorities about the best way to store their birth control pills, in a way probably different than most stores at the moment. For this he needed some room in the storeroom so as from 04:30 each morning each storeroom was to have some room set aside for this kind of thing. Of course once he&#8217;d finished his demonstration and the product was in there and the fact that there won&#8217;t be much of the area left was neither here nor there as long as they had enough for whatever they might expect was coming. They&#8217;d speak to me at 04:30 to see whether I&#8217;d received my invitation and if not they&#8217;d tell me where to go to the <em>reunion<\/em> and what time it starts etc. It&#8217;s absolutely vital that I go there. Having been told about going I must go there without any error at all.<\/p>\n<p>That sounds rather familiar to anyone who might have seen my little April Fools joke. But honestly, I&#8217;d written the &#8220;joke&#8221; entry before I went to bed and didn&#8217;t dream this dream until afterwards. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s really quite strange that I should dream this more-or-less straight afterwards. If only I could summon up people like TOTGA, Zero and Castor as easily, I really would be one happy little Easter bunny.  <\/p>\n<p>There was also something about having to make sure that there were four certain types of ointment prepared for the nurse for tomorrow morning. I wasn&#8217;t sure that I&#8217;d done it so I thought that I&#8217;d better check and I was halfway out of the bed before I realised that I&#8217;d have plenty of time to do it in the morning so I got back under the bedclothes. But I&#8217;m not sure whether I actually did go to leave the bed in real life or whether the going to leave the bed was actually a dream and I was still under the covers. But anyway after that I lay in a comatose state of being asleep but being conscious of what was going on around me, all the way until the alarm went off.<\/p>\n<p>That was one of the strangest dreams that I&#8217;ve ever had too. I&#8217;m really not sure if I actually did leave the bed or not, or if it was just a dream, which meant that I was dreaming within a dream, and that doesn&#8217;t happen too often. It&#8217;s actually quite a rare phenomenon.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a phenomenon called &#8220;false awakening&#8221; which is a similar (although not the same) process and which has been studied by several psychiatrists. Nevertheless, it&#8217;s still interesting.<\/p>\n<p>For breakfast I had the last of my hot cross buns and home-made bread. And it was all really delicious too, a real success that actually looked, tasted, smelled and felt as good as it ought to have done.<\/p>\n<p>And then don&#8217;t let anyone say that coffee keeps you awake because I came in here and despite having drunk two full mugs of strong coffee, I crashed out completely and absolutely.<\/p>\n<p>When I awoke, several hours later, I felt absolutely dreadful and it took several hours for me to come round into the real world. As I said, a total waste of a day today <\/p>\n<p>Later on, I managed to find the time to cut up a few sound tracks after I&#8217;d converted them to an acceptable format, and then I carried on with a radio programme, finishing off choosing the music, pairing it off and joining the pairs together.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s all that I&#8217;ve done, thanks to that mega-crash this morning just after breakfast. I&#8217;m never going to make any progress if I can&#8217;t organise myself better and stay awake.<\/p>\n<p>It reminds me of the time I was setting of on a coach tour and a passenger sitting behind me said <strong><em>&#34;if I start to snore, driver, you will wake me up, won&#8217;t you?&#34;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>And I replied <strong><em>&#34;of course I will madam, as long as you promise to do the same to me.&#34;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>You could joke about things like that 40 years ago, but just you try it now. No-one has any sense of humour these days. As Erma Brombeck said, <strong><em>&#34;when humor goes, there goes civilization&#34;<\/em><\/strong> and I for one totally agree with her.<\/p>\n<p>Tea tonight was a stuffed pepper, right up to the usual high standard especially as it was a fresh rather than a frozen one. But on that subject it took 15 minutes to fight my way into my freezer, it&#8217;s so full. It really is ridiculous, the amount of stuff in there.<\/p>\n<p>It seems that every time I manage to make some space, something else comes along and fills it and it&#8217;s all completely never-ending. <\/p>\n<p>But when I&#8217;ve finished off this stuffing on Wednesday I&#8217;ll eat those Chinese whatsits on Thursday now that I have some soy sauce. That&#8217;ll make a little space to fill up with something else. <\/p>\n<p>Moving the vegetables along has proved to be a problem, with the amount that I freeze, I suppose. So it&#8217;s just as well that I&#8217;m not Boris Johnson.<\/p>\n<p>On his last day in power he took his Cabinet Ministers along to the Ritz for a farewell dinner. When the waiter came along, Johnson said <strong><em>&#34;I&#8217;ll have a steak, medium rare&#34;<\/em><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong><em>&#34;And they vegetables, sir?&#34;<\/em><\/strong> asked the waiter<br \/>\n<strong><em>&#34;They&#8217;ll have the steak too&#34;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<div class='watch-action'><div class='watch-position align-left'><div class='action-like'><a class='lbg-style1 like-18175 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='like' data-post_id='18175' data-nonce='9eef1bd552' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Like' \/><span class='lc-18175 lc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div><div class='action-unlike'><a class='unlbg-style1 unlike-18175 jlk' href='javascript:void(0)' data-task='unlike' data-post_id='18175' data-nonce='9eef1bd552' rel='nofollow'><img class='wti-pixel' src='https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/wp-content\/plugins\/wti-like-post\/images\/pixel.gif' title='Unlike' \/><span class='unlc-18175 unlc'>0<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div> <div class='status-18175 status align-left'><\/div><\/div><div class='wti-clear'><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; waste of a day. And I&#8217;m not talking about my little April Fools joke either &#8211; I hope that no-one was taken in by it and I&#8217;m sorry if you were. But the waste of time to which I&#8217;m referring is this morning where I sat down here on my chair at about 10:50 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,4507,1616,8571,12057,7876],"tags":[13133,1302,212,2560,11950,5565,8581,6565,12058,7891,9977],"class_list":["post-18175","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dream","category-eric-hall-2","category-france","category-granville","category-nurse","category-place-darmes","tag-bouquet-granvillais","tag-crash-out","tag-dream","tag-eric-hall","tag-erma-brombeck","tag-france","tag-granville","tag-hot-cross-buns","tag-nurse","tag-place-darmes","tag-stuffed-peppers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18175","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=18175"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18175\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18179,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18175\/revisions\/18179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=18175"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=18175"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=18175"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}