{"id":17853,"date":"2024-01-18T21:04:57","date_gmt":"2024-01-18T21:04:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=17853"},"modified":"2024-01-18T21:04:58","modified_gmt":"2024-01-18T21:04:58","slug":"thursday-18th-january-2024-just-in-case","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=17853","title":{"rendered":"Thursday 18th January 2024 &#8211; JUST IN CASE \u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; you are wondering, after last night&#8217;s rather intemperate outburst, I&#8217;m still here today.<\/p>\n<p>Not all here, of course, but anyone who has been following these pages for any length of time will have worked that out a long time ago.<\/p>\n<p>In fact I&#8217;m feeling a little better in myself and for the first time since I can&#8217;t remember when, I actually managed some breakfast today. Only cornflakes with lovely, ice-cold soya milk followed by bread pudding and hot, strong coffee, but it was something<\/p>\n<p>Something else that helped was that I actually had a better night&#8217;s sleep last night and wasn&#8217;t anything like as tired as I have been of late. I can&#8217;t have travelled far during the night because there was only one thing on the dictaphone. I was out in the Midwest USA. There was some kind of car show on. I&#8217;d spent the night at a hotel and set out next morning. I was in my red Ford Cortina estate again. I found this parking with all these vehicles pulling onto it so I thought that I&#8217;d join in. I had a good seat on the front to watch these like drag racing but it wasn&#8217;t that. I watched for a while. I kept disturbing my neighbours by having to go to the bathroom. They said one or two things so I apologised, saying that I was a foreigner. They asked where I was from and I replied &#8220;not round here&#8221;. They said something about local manners but weren&#8217;t particularly unfriendly. When it came to leaving I let the crowd go then walked over to my car. I thought about how I was going to fit a stereo in and came to the conclusion that it would have to go on the bulkhead behind my head (although there wasn&#8217;t a bulkhead of course in a Cortina). As I began to leave there was this really ancient Lada estate, long before the ones that we knew in the UK and was in terrible condition. It had an MG Owners Club sticker in the back window so I thought at first that it might have been something British &#8230; <em>&#34;in fact it was a Moskvich 401-424E&#34; &#8211; ed<\/em> &#8230; There were plenty of old British cars around here, Austin A55s etc. An old woman went into it and began to drive. I wound down my window and shouted &#8220;you&#8217;re brave, aren&#8217;t you?&#8221;. She replied something like &#8220;I thought you might be a gentleman&#8221;. I replied that I was a gentleman but I was totally astonished that she was in this and it was keeping going. The woman said something to her companion in the passenger seat. I suddenly realised that following this woman, I was going out of the wrong entrance. I had to perform a U-turn at a road junction nearly ploughing down a pile of spectators standing at the corner so that I could head back the way that I had come and look for the exit that I particularly wanted.   <\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;ve done some miles during the night in the red estate &#8211; probably more than I&#8217;ve done in Caliburn and it&#8217;s certainly travelled all over the USA during the hours of darkness. <\/p>\n<p>In the daytime it still resides quietly along with a 2000E saloon and a Traction Avant in my warehouse in Montaigut en Combrailles and if you remember the diesel Escort van that I mentioned a while back, that diesel engine was destined to go into the estate but like everything else down in the Auvergne, that project is now consigned to the dustbin of history<\/p>\n<p>But I do say that there was only one thing that I dictated about the night. I really am beginning to wonder whether I really am missing anything and if so, is it important? I can&#8217;t go around missing visits by Castor, TOTGA and Zero.<\/p>\n<p>Having adopted a new tactic of charging up the phone during the day, it was by the bed last night so I didn&#8217;t have far to reach when it went off this morning.<\/p>\n<p>And then it took me, would you believe, 15 minutes to put on my trousers. What kind of state am I in? Just as well that I checked my blood pressure before I began to dress.<\/p>\n<p>Then I had to sort out the medication and watch the pile of morning medicine grow before my very eyes. Swallowing it takes some doing these days and my half-litre of water flavoured with fruit juice doesn&#8217;t seem to be enough <\/p>\n<p>It took an absolute age to pull myself together today and feel something like anything but I eventually managed it, much to my own surprise. The hot coffee didn&#8217;t help much &#8211; in fact I crashed out for a while not long after drinking it<\/p>\n<p>Later on in the day though I decided that I&#8217;d have a really good wash before the taxi came for me but as you might expect, it came early today, and at a most embarrassing moment too. It&#8217;s a good job that the large disabled persons&#8217; conveniences at the Centre de Re-education were empty when I arrived.<\/p>\n<p>There was half an hour of gentle musculation followed by an hour with Oph\u00e9lie the ergotherapist where we didn&#8217;t accomplish much, and then half an hour with S\u00e9verine on a massage table.<\/p>\n<p>Highlight of the day though was the climb back up the stairs. I actually managed four steps on my own before I needed help from the taxi driver and if that&#8217;s not progress after yesterday, I don&#8217;t know what is.<\/p>\n<p>But look at this! Four steps and I&#8217;m celebrating. Are we really down to these depths?<\/p>\n<p>My cleaner popped round today too. She&#8217;d been into town for this anti-potassium stuff and I bet that you can&#8217;t guess what it is &#8211; although you probably can.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right &#8211; it&#8217;s this dreadful cement mixture that they gave me in the Land Of Grey And Pink. I told my cleaner about how awful it was and she suggested flavouring it with something. I&#8217;m sure that if it is meant to taste good it would have something already in it but what the heck &#8211; I have some <em>sirop de cassis<\/em>, some <em>sirop de menthe<\/em> and in honour of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.facebook.com\/pages\/The-one-and-only-Strawberry-Moose\/146696445365437?ref=ts\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">HIS NIBS<\/a>, some <em>sirop de fraise<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight&#8217;s tea was a lazy tea. I didn&#8217;t feel like doing much so I had a frozen aubergine-and-kidney-bean whatsit with pasta and veg.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s a throwback to my chauffeuring days in Brussels. The hours (and days) we worked were so irregular and long that it was impossible to maintain any kind of timetable. <\/p>\n<p>In my apartment in Jette I had a huge freezer which Liz will remember. Whenever I had a free afternoon I&#8217;d cook full woks of curries, chilis, all that kind of thing and bag it up in portion-sizes and put it all in the freezer <\/p>\n<p>Then if ever my boss was at a meal or an event in the evening in Brussels or the vicinity (the apartment at the Avenue de L&#8217;Exposition was right by a motorway interchange) I&#8217;d nip home, throw a potato, a handful of frozen veg and a bag of frozen something into the microwave and then grab a shower, by which time tea was cooked. It would be eaten and I&#8217;d be back on the road before he&#8217;d finished his cheese and biscuits.<\/p>\n<p>Despite the somewhat itinerant lifestyle, I always tried to maintain a healthy diet back in those days.<\/p>\n<p>But now I&#8217; find myself in a quandary. There&#8217;s a pile of medication that needs to be taken, and my blood pressure too. But the instructions on the blood pressure machine say &#8220;take your readings when you are relaxed &#8230; &#8221; (yes, quite) &#8220;&#8230; just before going to bed&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>And than it goes on to say &#8220;take your readings before you take your medication&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>The amount of medication that I need to take, it will be a long time before I go to bed, so not even the makers of this tensiometer have a clue what&#8217;s going on with some people.<\/p>\n<p>What hope do I have? <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s rather like Eomer in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/exec\/obidos\/redirect?link_code=ur2&#038;tag=erichall-21&#038;camp=1634&#038;creative=6738&#038;path=external-search%3Fsearch-type=ss%26index=books%26keyword=lord%20of%20the%20rings\">LORD OF THE RINGS<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.co.uk\/e\/ir?t=erichall-21&amp;l=ur2&amp;o=2\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/>. <strong><em>&#34;Do not trust to hope. 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Not all here, of course, but anyone who has been following these pages for any length of time will have worked that out a long time ago. 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