{"id":16399,"date":"2022-10-12T01:19:19","date_gmt":"2022-10-12T01:19:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=16399"},"modified":"2024-03-29T18:09:24","modified_gmt":"2024-03-29T18:09:24","slug":"tuesday-11th-october-2022-the-cat-sat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=16399","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday 11th October 2022 – THE CAT SAT …"},"content":{"rendered":"

… on the mat, as the old saying goes.<\/p>\n

But this morning, she didn’t. As I found out when I went to sit on the chair to take part in my Welsh lesson.<\/p>\n

Of course, at 05:55 it’s quite dark and you can’t see all that much. And as I’m half asleep anyway and my eyes aren’t focusing properly after another miserable night, seeing a black cat on a dark blue chair is not easy.<\/p>\n

However, she soon let me know that she was there. Poor Cujo, the Killer Cat.<\/p>\n

The Welsh lesson itself was quite awful. I wasn’t in the mood, I was tired, I was having to juggle computer screens around and at one point my microphone stopped working. I was really glad when the lesson ground to a halt.<\/p>\n

\"cujo<\/a>Cujo the Killer Cat had forgiven me for my faux pas<\/em> earlier because during the first part of the lesson she was on my knee. <\/p>\n

She cleared off at some point but as soon as the lesson ended she came back again. For an hour or so while I was dozing after the lesson I didn’t mind but when I wanted to work she just sat on the laptop on my knees and that was that.<\/p>\n

No chance whatever of actually doing any work this morning so I relaxed instead.
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Later on, I went for a shower and a clothes-washing session, and having rounded up all of the felines, I hung up my clothes in the wind. Then Strider, STRAWBERRY MOOSE<\/a> and I headed for Woodstock.<\/p>\n

And by the time we got … errr … etc. etc.<\/p>\n

This sunroof is enormous. It only just fits into the back of Strider. It’s heavy too and sending it back to Europe is going to be astronomical. Buying it hit the limit on my bank card so that’s grounded out right now and I had to use my European card for the balance.<\/p>\n

It was a good job that I had some cash on me for my purchases at Sobey’s afterwards.<\/p>\n

From there I drove to Florenceville to go to the bank to sort out my card, but I wonder is any of the regular readers of this rubbish would recall which day of the week is the one when the Scotia Bank closes early?<\/p>\n

Round to the mill in Centreville to see what was happening there but, falling asleep, I ended up going back home for a coffee and a doze.<\/p>\n

There was time before tea to transcribe the dictaphone notes from last night. I had joined some kind of internet chat room but the nickname that I had chosen, I didn’t really want to advertise so I only published it as a form of coded URL so that only a certain few people would be able to know the URL and know that it was me but that’s really all that I remember of this at the moment<\/p>\n

I should mention somewhere that Hannah and Jake were involved in this but I can’t remember how or why.<\/p>\n

But I remember a bit more about that dream now. We were having a party somewhere in North America. I’d had a friend on the internet, a girl whom I knew. They wee talking about travelling so I said that if ever they were to find themselves in the UK they can come to Crewe and I’d be quite happy to put them up, cook a meal, that sort of thing. She said that that wouldn’t be possible because she and her partner were lesbians. The authorities would look very dimly on the idea of a pair of lesbians travelling with a very young girl and sharing accommodation with her, that kind of thing. They needed to be very careful about it which I thought was ridiculous.<\/p>\n

Tea was a burger with baked potatoes and the left-over beans from yesterday’s brunch. I had a long chat with Darren and when Rachel came home we had a good chat too.<\/p>\n

But right now I’m off to bed. It’s early but I’m exhausted and I have a long day tomorrow. I need to be on form, and I also need to avoid sitting on any cats. If they want to sit on me, that’s fine. But not the other way round.<\/p>\n

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