{"id":15313,"date":"2021-11-24T21:52:08","date_gmt":"2021-11-24T21:52:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=15313"},"modified":"2021-11-24T21:52:09","modified_gmt":"2021-11-24T21:52:09","slug":"wednesday-24th-november-2021-you-have-all-had","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=15313","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday 24th November 2021 – YOU HAVE ALL HAD …"},"content":{"rendered":"

… a very lucky escape today. I was in half a mind … “your usual state” – ed<\/em> … to post a photo of my naked chest today.<\/p>\n

For the last 24 hours or so I’ve been having a pain in my chest round about where my catheter port is and when I felt it, it felt about three times the normal size<\/p>\n

Of course, where it is on my chest, I can’t see it (not that I would want to look anyway) but on my way back from the physiotherapist I bumped into my neighbour who is a home help for the elderly and knows about these things.<\/p>\n

She came round accordingly to have a look on her way home.<\/p>\n

The swelling (for it is a swelling) and the “hard spot” is not actually at my catheter port but about half an inch away from it, and it doesn’t seem to be septic or anything like that.<\/p>\n

She took a photo of it so that I could forward it to the hospital tomorrow and ask their advice. And if they can’t come up with anything, I’ll go and see my doctor.<\/p>\n

A visit to my doctor is on the cards anyway because I’m having some serious difficulty in going off to sleep. Last night was rather later than intended but even so, being wide awake at 04:50 when I’m supposed to be lying in until 07:30 is ridiculous.<\/p>\n

Mind you, it’s just as well that I was wide-awake because at least I wasn’t disturbed when the alarm went off at 06:00 as I’d forgotten to switch it off from last week.<\/p>\n

After the medication and checking my e-mails I transcribed the dictaphone notes. This was a long rambling dream but I can only remember a few bits. I was living in the Netherlands or Flanders and I had to take my CPC for my coach operator’s licence. I passed and was given a certificate so I took it home. On the way back I bought some more clothes from IKEA because we had two kids. I had some quite nice towels, a bluey green one and a reddy maroon one with their own little covers which would be just the thing. My mother was pleased with the towels. She didn’t understand the certificate at first but when she did she wanted to know if I was going back into business. I said “not really but it was due for renewal so I wanted to make sure that it was up to date just in case”. But there were tons more to this but I can’t remember anything<\/p>\n

Later on there was some kind of party and I’d been there and was on my way home. I’d left my alcohol pills there but I was bringing home the church tower with the clock on it. I met these two people down the road but I can’t remember any more yet again about this which is a shame because this was beginning to sound interesting.<\/p>\n

While I was lying there awake waiting for the alarm at 07:30 I was off on a very long ramble with my niece to a radio station in “Piedmont”, somewhere in Eastern North America. But as I was awake (at least, I think I was), that doesn’t really count.<\/p>\n

Once I’d organised myself I started to edit out the soundfiles of the radio interview that we did a couple of weeks ago. By the time that I stopped for lunch I’d edited about 45% on the first run through.<\/p>\n

How I do it is that I have a first run-through and edit out all of the stuttering and stammering and breathing, stuff like that, so that it’s coherent and consistent.<\/p>\n

Then I go back through it and cut out the bits that are irrelevant to my programme.<\/p>\n

Finally, as with any interview, the interviewee often answers questions that haven’t been asked so we dictate the questions later and edit them in to break up what might be a monologue.<\/p>\n

And a quick note to Grahame – recording in mono, running the tracks simultaneously with “hard left” on one track and “hard right” on the other works perfectly and gives the effect that I want. Thanks for the tip.<\/p>\n

There was just enough time for a shower before lunch (and I’m now at my lowest weight since I stopped running) and just as I’d finished, Laurent arrived.<\/p>\n

We went off across the courtyard to the Council’s annexe where the controller of the radio works, and discussed a forthcoming “event”. And this is going to be yet another World exclusive scoop, but more about that anon<\/em>.<\/p>\n

While we were there, we discussed a few other things here and there because we’ve long-since arrived at the conclusion that leaving things until the last minute doesn’t work. We need to have a few things in stock ready.<\/p>\n

By now it was quite late so Laurent drove me up the physiotherapist’s, hence the absence of any photos.<\/p>\n

Today I didn’t have a go on the tilting platform. Instead she had me on the cross trainer (where I set a new personal best) and then a pile of kinetic exercises.<\/p>\n

When she threw me out, I had shopping to do so for a change, seeing as I hadn’t been to LIDL for ages I pushed on reluctantly up the hill and round the corner.<\/p>\n

And for a change I managed to find everything that I needed and to be un the safe side I bought three boxes of yeast. I seem to be getting through yeast and flour at an alarming rate these days. And that reminds me – I have a loaf to bake tomorrow morning.<\/p>\n

\"crane<\/a>On the way back home I passed the building site that we used to observe when I came this way regularly.<\/p>\n

There are some concrete slab walls that have gone up on the ground floor level so they seem to be at last making progress. But it’s rather slow progress, more like what you might expect of Belgian housebuilders, of which regular readers of this rubbish will recall.<\/p>\n

Carrying my rather heavy load I carried on down the hill, when I remembered that I hadn’t bought an energy drink to help me back up the hill on the other side towards home.
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\"council<\/a>In the town centre the Council workmen were out in force.<\/p>\n

Every year there’s a Christmas display of some kind or other and this year the centrepiece seems to be a giant Father Christmas, surrounded by a pile of trees that have been brought in from somewhere.<\/p>\n

On the way back up the hill I met my neighbour coming down so we had a chat about my catheter port, and then I came home for a coffee.<\/p>\n

No photo of the beach because by now it was going dark quite rapidly.
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Tea tonight was taco rolls followed by a soya dessert thing. It’s amazing what one finds in LIDL these days.<\/p>\n

But right now I’m off to bed. I’m exhausted. I had a lot of things to do today and hardly did any of them. I really must get a move on.<\/p>\n

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