{"id":1420,"date":"2013-07-21T21:47:20","date_gmt":"2013-07-21T21:47:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=1420"},"modified":"2017-07-16T09:20:46","modified_gmt":"2017-07-16T09:20:46","slug":"sunday-21-july-2013-and-am-i-all-packed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=1420","title":{"rendered":"Sunday 21 July 2013 – AND AM I ALL PACKED?"},"content":{"rendered":"

Am I ‘eck as like. <\/p>\n

No surprise there, is there?<\/p>\n

I had a lie-in until about 09:20 and by that time it was far too hot to do anything much. Records have tumbled today and I can’t think how often it is that I have had to put cold water into the solar shower to cool it down to an acceptable temperature of about 37\u00b0C.<\/p>\n

For yes, I did have my first (and probably only) solar shower of the year this evening, and gorgeous it was too – well-worth waiting for. <\/p>\n

Mind you I almost didn’t manage to take it – there sunning itself on the concrete pad right almost where I was planning to stand was a whacking great snake – the first real snake that I’ve seen at my house, although I’ve seen plenty elsewhere.<\/p>\n

He p155ed off pretty sharp-ish when he saw me and disappeared into the woodpile, right next to where the ladder is. I got to thinking of myself that it was a shame that I didn’t have a couple of friends, some counters and a pair of dice.<\/p>\n

And if you want to know what kind of snake he was, at the speed at which he disappeared, he was definitely a calculator. That’s right – a calculator is a very fast adder.<\/p>\n

Still, Caliburn is emptied and there’s a pile of stuff in it.<\/p>\n

Not all I need to take all of it but there’s a slight change of plan. I’m not leaving right after the radio shows. It’s going to be even hotter tomorrow so it’ll be wicked on the road. I’m coming back here and I’ll leave at about 19:00 when it cools down.<\/p>\n

Trying to print off the radio stuff, and nothing worked. It’s not gathering in the paper and so I’ll need to strip it down and find out why. But I never have any luck with printers. There’s dozens round here that don’t function as they are supposed to do.<\/p>\n

Luckily Liz came to the rescue with some stuff (and a nice tea and some ginger cake for which I am always grateful) when I was down there rehearsing the radio shows and I’ll have to get Radio Tartasse to do the rest tomorrow.<\/p>\n

Now as you know, every now and again I write down my dreams on here.<\/p>\n

Many years ago when I was at Uni I helped out as one of a few guinea-pigs for someone who was doing research into dreams. We had to record our dreams and submit them to this guy who was using them as material for his thesis. <\/p>\n

Even though the project ended years ago I still keep it up to a certain degree because it was so interesting and now it’s become something of a habit.<\/p>\n

I don’t record all of my dreams because without the equipment that we had, it’s difficult to do so, and so I only record the ones that I remember really well. And last night’s was a corker, it really was.<\/p>\n

Back in the 1980s when I had my taxi business in Crewe I had a young girl working for me on Saturdays. She stayed for a couple of years and then left to go to college. <\/p>\n

She kept in touch with Nerina and me and there was talk at one point that she might come to lodge with us for a while as home conditions were difficult.<\/p>\n

Anyway, to cut a long story short … “Hooray” – ed<\/em> … Nerina and I separated a few years later and I was preparing to emigrate, and I bumped into Nerina. She asked me how I was and we had a little chat about this and that.<\/p>\n

One thing that she said quite surprised me. “I’m surprised that you didn’t get …. to move in with you”.
\n“How do you mean?”
\n“Well, you must have known that she had a big crush on you”.
\nRather like Hattie Jacques and Kenneth Williams in Carry On Loving<\/a>\"\"“Surely you must have felt it?”
\n“Felt it? I never got anywhere near it”.
\nI didn’t, as it happened, and it was rather late in the day to tell me, I thought.<\/p>\n

A good few years or so years later I did encounter … again – now separated from her husband and with a young baby in tow. <\/p>\n

I was just about to go off\u00a0New York for a holiday<\/a> and, on a whim, I invited her along.\u00a0 But it was far too short notice and it didn’t happen, and I always regard her as “the one that got away” – the lucky girl.<\/p>\n

Anyway, last night, here she was. We were in Sydney, Australia, together as a couple, talking to someone about their cats, and a taxi driver stuck his head around the door and said that it was time to go. So we went outside to get into his taxi, a big modern silver Opel with a huge scrape all the way down the side and with a floor made of wooden pallets. He took us back to our home and when he dropped us off, I noticed that the letter box outside had been knocked off its pedestal and bent. So there I was fixing it and putting it back into position so I could post this huge pile of brown envelopes, but … told me that the postman had passed while I was fixing the letter box and it was now too late.<\/p>\n

I’ve never had a dream as realistic as this – so realistic that in the middle of it and I had to get up to go for a Gypsy’s downstairs in the bathroom, when I returned to bed and went back to sleep, the dream carried on from where it left off.<\/p>\n

It was totally astonishing and I would love to know what has been going on in the back of my mind somewhere that has made it come up with all of this. It’s quite unnerving for some reason and has put me right off my stroke. I shan’t be feeling myself for a good week or so …“and quite right too” – ed<\/em><\/p>\n

Surreal was not the word.<\/p>\n

..<\/p>\n

-8<\/span><\/a><\/div> <\/div>
<\/div><\/div>
<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Am I ‘eck as like. No surprise there, is there? I had a lie-in until about 09:20 and by that time it was far too hot to do anything much. Records have tumbled today and I can’t think how often it is that I have had to put cold water into the solar shower to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,4507,1616,258,330,307,161],"tags":[5384,5381,337,3567,212,1735,2560,5565,801,206,5366,261,3293,5385,8963,5307,5377,462,336,335,320,6852,738],"class_list":["post-1420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dream","category-eric-hall-2","category-france","category-les-guis","category-liz_terry-messenger","category-sauret-besserve","category-solar-shower","tag-a1-taxis","tag-caliburn","tag-carry-on-loving","tag-cooled-shower","tag-dream","tag-emptying-caliburn","tag-eric-hall","tag-france","tag-httpwww-amazon-co-uk","tag-httpwww-erichall-eu","tag-les-guis","tag-liz-terry-messenger","tag-mandy_m","tag-nerina-hall","tag-printer-issues","tag-radio-anglais","tag-sauret-besserve","tag-shower","tag-snake","tag-sydney-australia-2","tag-tidying-up","tag-vegan-ginger-cake","tag-wood-store"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1420"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1420\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9247,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1420\/revisions\/9247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}