{"id":10273,"date":"2018-03-11T10:13:58","date_gmt":"2018-03-11T10:13:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=10273"},"modified":"2018-03-11T10:31:48","modified_gmt":"2018-03-11T10:31:48","slug":"saturday-10th-march-2018-brain-of-britain-strikes-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=10273","title":{"rendered":"Saturday 10th March 2018 &#8211; BRAIN OF BRITAIN STRIKES AGAIN!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Halfway down the stairs on my way out for this evening&#8217;s football when I suddenly realised that I had forgotten my camera. So I had to nip back to fetch it.<\/p>\n<p>I was halfway down the steps into town when I realised that I had forgotten to go to Caliburn to pick up my mug to go with the coffee that I had made in the flask, and I had to work my evil wiles on the girl in the bakery where there is a coffee machine. She would only give me some plastic beakers, not the insulated ones. But then I suppose, I was lucky that I had remembered the thermos flask.<\/p>\n<p>Halfway up the steep hill, stopping to divest myself of my jacket because it was quite a warm evening, I mused that the camera wasn&#8217;t all that important because I could use the camera on the telephone to take the photos that I wanted.<\/p>\n<p>And it was at this point that I realised that I had forgotten the phone too.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lesguis.com\/images\/1803\/1803017.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lesguis.com\/images\/1803\/1803017.jpg\" alt=\"cit\u00e9 des sports granville manche normandy france\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\"\/><\/a>To rub it in, there was a handball match taking place at the Sports Centre tonight and the cafeteria was open, so I didn&#8217;t need the flask (or the beakers) either.<\/p>\n<p>But then it&#8217;s always like that with me, as regular readers of this rubbish will realise.<\/p>\n<p>But it was a beautiful night for football &#8211; fairly warm, not much wind and for once, it wasn&#8217;t raining. And doesn&#8217;t that make a change from these last few days?<br clear=\"both\"><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.lesguis.com\/images\/1803\/1803018.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\"http:\/\/www.lesguis.com\/images\/1803\/1803018.jpg\" alt=\"football cite des sports fc trois rivierss us granville manche normandy france\" width=\"300\" height=\"204\"\/><\/a>Tonight&#8217;s opponents were FC Trois Rivieres &#8211; not from Qu\u00e9bec but from Canisy in the outskirts of St L\u00f4.<\/p>\n<p>And if ever there were two points thrown needlessly away by a team in need of a victory it was tonight, that&#8217;s for sure.<\/p>\n<p>I reckon that Granville had about 75% of the possession and they were one goal up early on in the game. It took Trois Rivie\u00e8res 31 minutes (I timed it) to get into the Granville penalty area.<\/p>\n<p>And when they did, they scored a goal out of nothing. One of those shots that hits a defender&#8217;s boot and could go anywhere. This particular one looped up and over the keeper&#8217;s head and although he got both hands to the ball it spun out if his grasp and into the net.<\/p>\n<p>It didn&#8217;t take long for Granville to restore their lead but then we had another calamity in the Granville defence. A back-pass under pressure to the keeper who decided to pass it out to another defender instead of clearing his lines upfield or out of play for a throw-in. <\/p>\n<p>Of course, the inevitable happened and the ball out was intercepted by an attacker who slotted it into the empty net.<\/p>\n<p>After that, Granville ran out of steam and couldn&#8217;t make their possession count for anything.<\/p>\n<p>Highlight of the match had to the the Trois Rivi\u00e8res manager who, having loudly cried for a yellow card to be given to the Granville n\u00b07 a short while earlier, becoming furiously upset when the Granville manager cried for a yellow card to be given to a Trois Rivi\u00e8res player. You can&#8217;t make up a story like that, can you?<br clear=\"both\"><\/p>\n<p>We had yet another Sleep of the Dead last night, and I spent much of it in a cosy little <em>menage \u00e0 deux<\/em> with TOTGA. She didn&#8217;t get away last night, not &#8216;arf she didn&#8217;t. Unfortunately it never reached the stage that made a celebrity out of the legendary inmate of a monastery in Bohemia (mind you, nothing can do that these days) but it was certainly a night with a difference.<br \/>\nAnd later on, I was in the Houses of Parliament interrogating the Chancellor of the Exchequer, leading him a nice merry dance down a mazy little path until he has committed himself unequivocally, and then announcing that there was a mistake in his figures, he was a billion Pounds short in his calculations, and what was he going to do now &#8211; to which, having committed himself unequivocally to his position, he had no answer.  <\/p>\n<p>After breakfast and a shower, and a machine-load of washing, I set out for the shops. We did the usual round of LIDL, NOZ and LeClerc and I bought nothing of any excitement except in LeClerc.<\/p>\n<p>Several of you will recall that I keep a bright yellow rain jacket with removable fleece lining in Caliburn. But when I went to live in Leuven it made a dramatic reappearance on the streets seeing as I hadn&#8217;t anticipated being there in the winter and so didn&#8217;t have a winer jacket.<\/p>\n<p>But it&#8217;s old, dirty and as much as I might try, it won&#8217;t come up clean at all. It&#8217;s OK for being round and about doing things but not really for being anywhere important.<\/p>\n<p>And in LeClerc they had a much more respectable bright yellow rain jacket. No fleece lining but there was a size XL so I can wear an ordinary fleece underneath. It was expensive for what it was, but it&#8217;ll be better for travelling about in the Spring and Summer. <\/p>\n<p>Back here I had a little &#8230; errr &#8230; relax before lunch and then this afternoon with fiddling about with the new hi-fi that I bought the other week (and with which I&#8217;m even more impressed than with my galvanised steel dustbin) I could pick up the live football commentary on the BBC &#8211; although they seemed to be more interested in what was happening underneath the Directors&#8217; Box at the Olympic Stadium than on the football pitch at St James&#8217;s Park.      <\/p>\n<p>In a change from the usual Saturday procedures, I had the bass guitar out too. I&#8217;ve had <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/gp\/product\/B0000657UB\/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&#038;tag=erichall-21&#038;linkCode=as2&#038;camp=1634&#038;creative=19450&#038;creativeASIN=B0000657UB\" target=\"blank\">Liege And Lief<\/a><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.co.uk\/e\/ir?t=&#038;l=as2&#038;o=2&#038;a=B0000657UB\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/> &#8211; one of the best albums ever recorded, going round n an endless loop for the last few days, and suddenly the bass line to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=_iCpevmITMc\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Crazy Man Michael<\/a>, one of the best songs ever written, leapt into the front of my mind.<\/p>\n<p>And so I sat down for half an hour and picked it out. And <em>chapeau<\/em> to Ashley Hutchings because it&#8217;s not easy.<\/p>\n<p>Back home from the football through the deserted streets of Granville and 114% of my daily activity, I had the last of my tinned English curries. Tinned food for the next I don&#8217;t-Know-How-Long will have to be something different, like the <em>champignons \u00e0 la Gr\u00e8cque<\/em> or the spicy beans that I can pick up in Belgium.<\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s a thing.<\/p>\n<p>A told you about how nice the weather had been today. 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So I had to nip back to fetch it. I was halfway down the steps into town when I realised that I had forgotten to go to Caliburn to pick up my mug [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10813,44,4507,10899,1616,8571,275,46,27,7876,8585],"tags":[10902,10905,6553,5381,10809,1302,10904,212,2560,1971,10900,5287,10901,6492,5565,8581,8734,5368,5286,3293,10903,5279,7891,462,8614,502],"class_list":["post-10273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cite-des-sports","category-dream","category-eric-hall-2","category-fc-trois-rivieres","category-france","category-granville","category-leclerc","category-lidl","category-noz","category-place-darmes","category-us-granville","tag-5-live","tag-ashley-hutchings","tag-bbc","tag-caliburn","tag-cite-des-sports","tag-crash-out","tag-crazy-man-michael","tag-dream","tag-eric-hall","tag-fairport-convention","tag-fc-trois-rivieres","tag-football","tag-forgot-mug","tag-forgot-phone","tag-france","tag-granville","tag-hi-fi","tag-leclerc","tag-lidl","tag-mandy_m","tag-no-heat-2018","tag-noz","tag-place-darmes","tag-shower","tag-us-granville","tag-washing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10273"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10273\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10281,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10273\/revisions\/10281"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}