{"id":10162,"date":"2018-02-06T20:46:44","date_gmt":"2018-02-06T20:46:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=10162"},"modified":"2018-02-06T20:46:44","modified_gmt":"2018-02-06T20:46:44","slug":"tuesday-6th-february-2018-you-couldnt-make-it-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=10162","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday 6th February 2018 &#8211; YOU COULDN&#8217;T MAKE IT UP!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had the Royal Bank of Scotland on the &#8216;phone this morning. Complaints department ringing me back about my call yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>They gave me a brief and unconvincing explanation about why they had sent out the letter to my old address but I didn&#8217;t pursue it any further &#8211; they were well and truly on the back foot. They did however confirm that my new address had been noted.<\/p>\n<p>So having dealt with that, I asked about my bank cards. In my letter advising them of my change of address I had told them of my &#8230; errr &#8230; missing bank cards and requested duplicates. So I wanted to know when I might receive them.<\/p>\n<p>There was a brief silence &#8211; and then a cough. &#8220;It seems like no-one has dealt with the second part of your letter&#8221; was the embarrassed reply. So he had to deal with that, and then pass me through to the Bank&#8217;s credit card centre to talk to them.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Please enter your credit card number&#8221; said the automatic reply.<\/p>\n<p>And so I did.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry. We don&#8217;t recognise that as a valid card number&#8221; replied the machine. And that&#8217;s hardly a surprise because when I noticed that the card was missing, I rang up to cancel it.<\/p>\n<p>And so we went round and round in circles until some human intervened.<\/p>\n<p>You really couldn&#8217;t make up any of this nonsense. <\/p>\n<p>Although I didn&#8217;t have a very long sleep last night, it was quite deep. And I was off on my travels too, not into an igloo with Sylvia or with TOTGA either, but I ended up running around after some neurotic 40-something woman. Very tense and edgy &#8211; and also armed with a pistol. And the people whom whe was intended to confront were likewise armed, but much more experienced and much more at ease with it, so I had to try to persuade this woman to calm down and at least disarm herself, otherwise this could all end in tears.<\/p>\n<p>One look at the weather convinced me that I wasn&#8217;t going anywhere this morning, despite my plans. Howling gale, freezing cold and torrential rain. I didn&#8217;t even have my shower, but sat on the sofa sorting through that disk full of photos and merging another pile. That was my morning&#8217;s work.<\/p>\n<p>Despite not liking the soup, I finished it off at lunchtime and then &#8211; surprise surprise &#8211; I did some more housework. I&#8217;ve cleaned the hallway and what will be the dining area. That&#8217;s all tidied, vacuumed, washed and cleaned. And Brigitte, one of my neighbours, caught me washing the floor. That will go down well, I reckon.<\/p>\n<p>And then I braved the elements for my walk. I declined the opportunity to go round the headland in view of the howling gale. It was tough enough going around the city walls.<\/p>\n<p>Back here with a coffee, a little .. errr &#8230; repose, and then I attacked the issue of my train and accommodation next week in Leuven. Fortunately I can receive messages on this new phone now so I could pick up the bank&#8217;s confirmation code.<\/p>\n<p>And then the database. I&#8217;m still no further forward in the long run with this.<\/p>\n<p>Tea was more tortillas and spicy rice, and then a walk. And bumped once more into Brigitte. Apparently there was a meeting this evening of the local residents and I missed it.<\/p>\n<p>But back around the walls and now I&#8217;m home again in the warm and my nice partly-clean apartment. If the weather eases tomorrow I have things to do in town. 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Complaints department ringing me back about my call yesterday. They gave me a brief and unconvincing explanation about why they had sent out the letter to my old address but I didn&#8217;t pursue it any further &#8211; they were well and truly on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44,4507,1616,8571,7876],"tags":[1302,7653,3515,212,2560,5565,8581,1180,8759,327,7891,286,2792,320,9936],"class_list":["post-10162","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dream","category-eric-hall-2","category-france","category-granville","category-place-darmes","tag-crash-out","tag-credit-card-issues","tag-database","tag-dream","tag-eric-hall","tag-france","tag-granville","tag-high-winds","tag-neighbour","tag-photo","tag-place-darmes","tag-rainstorm","tag-royal-bank-of-scotland","tag-tidying-up","tag-tortilla-wraps"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10162"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10162\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10163,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10162\/revisions\/10163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}