{"id":10160,"date":"2018-02-05T21:18:53","date_gmt":"2018-02-05T21:18:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=10160"},"modified":"2018-02-05T21:18:53","modified_gmt":"2018-02-05T21:18:53","slug":"monday-5th-february-2018-my-humble-and-sincere-apologies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/lesguis.com\/wp\/?p=10160","title":{"rendered":"Monday 5th February 2018 &#8211; MY HUMBLE AND SINCERE APOLOGIES &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; to the Cr\u00e9dit Agricole for having described them &#8230; <em>&#34;on numerous occasions&#34; &#8211; ed<\/em> &#8230; as being the worst bank in the world.<\/p>\n<p>As part of my mega-letter-writing activities the other day I sent a letter to the Royal Bank of Scotland telling them of my new address. I received a reply today &#8211;<br \/>\n&#8220;We&#8217;ve changed your address. Thanks for your request to update your address; we&#8217;ve now changed this for your personal account. &#8230;. then there&#8217;s nothing for you to do&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>And they sent it to my old address!<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know why it is but I seem to be surrounded by a staggering level of incompetence &#8211; much of which is not, surprise surprise, of my making. I&#8217;ll be the first to admit that my financial affairs are not straightforward, but this is astonishing. In the days before blogs were invented, I had endless troubles with the Generale de Banque in Belgium, but I sorted them out &#8220;good and proper&#8221; and since they&#8217;ve been taken over by Fortis Bank, they have been good to me. But I can&#8217;t be doing with the rest of the motley crew. What on earth is going on?<\/p>\n<p>And I was asking myself this this morning when the alarm awoke me. I&#8217;d been driving a <em>komatik<\/em> &#8211; complete with huskies &#8211; around the frozen wastes of Northern Labrador during the night and ended with me being shacked up &#8211; or, more probably, iglooed up &#8211; with a girl called Sylvia whom I know from another parallel existence. Not my ideal choice of companion to share my sleeping bag for the 6 months of night in a dark and crowded igloo but then again in the frozen wastes of Northern Labrador you have to make the best of whatever entertainment is available, as many a <em>M\u00e9tis<\/em>&#8216;s father will tell you.<\/p>\n<p>After the usual start to the day I had a task to perform. In my mission to inform the Rest of the World about the <a href=\"https:\/\/welsh-premier.com\/index.php\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Welsh Premier League<\/a> I challenge every news source that I see that concentrates on Welsh rugby at the expense of football.<\/p>\n<p>I had a good attack on a news source on Friday and they challenged me to send in my own information about the Welsh Premier League. And so this morning I sat down and wrote off a report covering all six of the weekend&#8217;s matches.<\/p>\n<p>It goes without saying that they haven&#8217;t published it. I didn&#8217;t expect that they would, but one has to go through the motions.<\/p>\n<p>After that, I once more attacked the database, determined not to let my frustrations overwhelm me. And it was a hard task too, I&#8217;ll tell you. Eventually I ran aground in Verdun when I was taken ill, and with reams of photos and no notes, and the blog wasn&#8217;t written up for that period, I&#8217;m stuck up a gum tree. I can&#8217;t even find the map that I had with the notes on it.  <\/p>\n<p>As for the hi-fi, I&#8217;ve found another unexpected hitch. For some reason it doesn&#8217;t like tracks longer than 24:59. And so all of my hour-long live concerts are being cut off in less than midstream &#8211; after all of the effort that I went to in order to prepare them. One unhappy bunny here. <\/p>\n<p>Lunch was onion soup with pasta and bulghour and for some reason it tasted awful and I&#8217;ve no idea why. I&#8217;ve noticed that my taste buds seem to have changed since my illness and some foods &#8211; and even coffee &#8211; doesn&#8217;t taste like it did.<\/p>\n<p>This afternoon I took everyone, including you lot and including myself, completely by surprise. Having cleaned and tidied the bathroom the other day, you may remember that I resolved that, when I had no plans to go off anywhere special, I would do a little bit of cleaning. And so today, I attacked the kitchen.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s been cleaned from top to bottom, a home found for almost everything that was loitering about, and it&#8217;s been vacuumed and the floor washed. <\/p>\n<p>And it does look different. <\/p>\n<p>Having talked to Steven and Rosemary for a while on the computer I went out for my afternoon walk. And for once, it wasn&#8217;t raining. But it&#8217;s cold out there. Down to 0.5\u00b0C last night &#8211; a far cry from the -16\u00b0C and -19\u00b0C of the Auvergne but still the coldest night yet. And it even snowed <em>chez<\/em> Liz and Terry. And more low temperatures are on the cards for tonight.<\/p>\n<p>Tea was another splendid tortilla and spicy rice with an excellent filling. I&#8217;m getting good at these. And then my evening walk. <\/p>\n<p>Bed-time in a minute, presumably to go back into my igloo. With a different companion tonight, I hope. 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As part of my mega-letter-writing activities the other day I sent a letter to the Royal Bank of Scotland telling them of my new address. 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