… involving booze-ups and breweries.
We were in the studio this afternoon recording our radio programmes for the month of April and I must admit that I am impressed by the hi-tec equipment available here. Have a close look at the bracing support on this microphone stand. It’s terrific.
As you know, last Sunday evening Liz and I prepared our programmes for today so I sent to everyone concerned a notice telling them that I wanted their submissions by 28th March at the latest.
So having had our discussion and made our plans then of course on the 29th March we had a mail from the SMADC (Societe Mixte pour l’Animation et Developpement des Combrailles), one of these local QUANGOs, telling us about stuff we must absolutely advertise without fail!
So imagine my pleasure in writing back in saying that “these meetings are for the week 2/6 April and we recorded the programme for this week back in February so you are too late!” Some of these events also concerned communes to whom we had written requesting information and who couldn’t be bothered to reply and that got my goat too. So this afternoon I buttonholed the author of this famous mail to
1) remind him of our deadlines
2) tell him that if the communes of St Gervais and Manzat want their events published then they need to reply to MY e-mails first.
As you know, my normal method of impressing the importance of something into someone’s consciousness is to beat it into their skull in morse code with a pickaxe handle and I can see me adopting that method here if things don’t improve.
This evening it was the CREFAD meeting at St Gervais about these “cheques-service” so Liz and I turned up at the venue to encounter
1) Bill, who had been attracted to the venue by our publicity
2) a totally darkened and locked room.
The lady at the library opposite tried the door and confirmed that it was locked so we had a wander around the town to see where else it might be.
Answer = nowhere at all, but the door of the Mairie was open so we went in, and there was the Mayor. He looked at the agenda and comfirmed that the meeting room had indeed been booked by CREFAD for the evening.
“Ahhh – you must have gone to the wrong room” he insisted, and very kindly led us across the road.
But no – we had indeed gone to the correct room and yes, it was indeed locked and in darkness. That even surprised him. We even tracked down a leaflet advertising the meeting and he confirmed that we did indeed have the date, time and venue perfectly correct.
And to think that we had even advertised this meeting on our radio programme!
Anyway I’ve just written a stinking e-mail to CREFAD about this. I included the phrase “since our involvement in this radio programme and having sampled a few of the examples of the organisation of these kinds of Organisation I’m beginning to wonder if this ‘lack of seriousness’ is engrained in the region”. If they want us to advertise their meetings then they have to persuade us that they are serious. We don’t want our own credibility undermined by these sort of happenings.
And I can write mails like this now. I’m a Prima Donna … “you mean a pre-Madonna” – ed … now so I can throw teddy out of the pram. I don’t know how they expect us to run a radio show if the kind of organisation that we have encountered today is typical of what we are likely to receive.
Honestly, you thought OUSA was bad, didn’t you?
And in other news, I have the fire on in here. It’s freezing outside.
Quote Eric “Have a close look at the bracing support on this microphone stand. It’s terrific.”
Well Eric I see them everyday and I think they are a pain in the donkey….its actually a screw clip that holds a pop shield,a mesh that reduces unwanted P’s and B’s coming onto the mic and also useful for keeping the talents nose and excretions from the diaphram. It’s common practice in an emergency, (should the original mesh become damaged) to use women’s tights or stockings stretched across the wire frame …There are some funny stories about them being washed or unwashed too but i wont bore you with the gory details…LOL..Think about that the next time you speak into one…..
LOL – no it isn’t. It’s a piece of bent metal coat hanger – at least what I am referring to is.
But don’t mention womens stockings and tights and things like that on this blog LOL
I have also used bent metal coat hangers with stockings attached to them LOL..too funny
Hang on – it can’t be bent if it’s into women’s stockings :p